DDJFLW
01-31-2006, 08:58 PM
Sup, just bought a Gixxer. Heres my mug and bike...
New Gixxer RiderDDJFLW 01-31-2006, 08:58 PM Sup, just bought a Gixxer. Heres my mug and bike... ZJM 01-31-2006, 09:18 PM whats up bro, welcome. i couldnt help but see your rockin a little bit of a vin diesel look, so i decided this was necessary:
Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.
Vin Diesel doesn't use sunblock; the sun wears Vinblock.
It takes Vin Diesel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. FuzioN 01-31-2006, 10:49 PM Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel J-ICKY 01-31-2006, 11:09 PM welcome dont mind them every one here is a little strange j/k nice ride GSXRHeart 02-01-2006, 06:32 AM Welcome and congrats on the new ride. :thumbup: TheJoker 02-01-2006, 08:29 AM sweet ride man........welcome... 04StreetGSXR 02-01-2006, 02:07 PM wtf is up with all this chuck norris vind deisel bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :2hard gixxer2000 02-01-2006, 03:10 PM nice ass bike man !! ZJM 02-01-2006, 03:42 PM :fu: wtf is up with all this chuck norris vind deisel bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :2hard BallHawk3 02-01-2006, 03:44 PM lol I have to admit, that was some funny ass shit. Where the hell did you fools come up with that?
BTW, welcome DDJFLW to our nice little forum hal 02-01-2006, 03:49 PM Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel
:laughingr :clap: ZJM 02-01-2006, 09:20 PM http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty if your ever bored they are good for a laugh ravennh 02-01-2006, 10:11 PM thats bizzare just yesterday at work a girl printed all the chuck norris ones on backs of the work logs.. lol THA-R 02-01-2006, 11:21 PM Sup, just bought a Gixxer. Heres my mug and bike...I HAVE THA SAME BIKE BUT BLUE AND WHITE BE SAFE WERE R U FROM :thumbup: EastOrlandoGSXR 02-02-2006, 08:47 AM http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty if your ever bored they are good for a laugh
Ya missed a very appropriate one:
"Chuck Norris once challenged Mr. T to a fight. Vin Diesel won." :lol: blackwolf7467 02-02-2006, 04:52 PM I think you guys need to pull Vin's and Chuck's penis' out of your mouths and breath a little bit.... ZJM 02-02-2006, 06:26 PM I think you guys need to pull Vin's and Chuck's penis' out of your mouths and breath a little bit....
lol its makin fun of how many hard ass roles they play, im not a fan of any 3 of them really, its just funny ass statements MUFUCKA! :twofinger BallHawk3 02-02-2006, 06:33 PM lol i dont' get the point of that site, why vin chuck and mr. t? whats the point and these random ass facts. Funny as hell though
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.
Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it. gixxerk3 02-02-2006, 07:10 PM Whats up man. Your on Kawiforums too right? Good choice on a new bike. This site is awesome, my favorite forum by far. DDJFLW 02-03-2006, 12:21 PM Whats up man. Your on Kawiforums too right? Good choice on a new bike. This site is awesome, my favorite forum by far.
yeah...i traded in my ZZR600 05 for this one. still hangin there also. mvbrian 02-08-2006, 06:48 AM Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ...twice! jzGSXR6 02-23-2006, 12:50 PM so yeah i respected all of those remarks about Vin Diesel until i went to the site for the first time and this is what it gave me.
And now a random fact about Vin Diesel...
Vin Diesel does not know how to ride a bike.
So becasue of that i think Vin Diesel's name should be banned from GSXR.COM hahaha :headshake 2wHEeLz 02-24-2006, 09:36 AM nice bike be safe :thumbup: rideit4ever 02-24-2006, 10:25 AM nice ride bro!!! loose the mud flap! :thumbup: DDJFLW 02-26-2006, 08:03 PM Its been gone. Just haven't updated the pics in this thread... johnnylovely 03-05-2006, 05:45 PM "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
This is hillarious. my gsx-r 750 03-05-2006, 06:05 PM chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits... :laughingr SimmCity 03-06-2006, 12:16 AM Is it just me or have I seen that same exact picture before from another member? mvbrian 03-08-2006, 02:56 PM Titanium looks damn good with that color bike. I put the carbon Scorpion on mine. It has the perfect not to loud not to quiet sound. vincet 03-12-2006, 08:38 AM Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ...twice! :D LOL | |