Why some times you girls so difficult?

Please explain (dont hold back)

Why are WE so diificult ? Maybe its a direct translation of what we get from you ( men )

Why are WE so diificult ? Maybe its a direct translation of what we get from you ( men ) +111111111111 btw: why are u men so insensitive and want to call ppl names?

why do women always want to talk?

why do woman always want to be with their man 24/7

why do women always want to talk? Because if we talk enough then you will get off your lazy asses and do some work around the house instead of wanting to hear us talk :bounce

why do woman always want to be with their man 24/7 because we are figuring out a plot to murder you but need to plan it out really well so we have to know what you do all day, how you do it and what we can do to make it seem like an accident :thumbup:

Because if we talk enough then you will get off your lazy asses and do some work around the house instead of wanting to hear us talk :bounce Ya but when I get up and go outside to mow the lawn, the next door neighbor's wife comes over to talk. Then my wife calls me in to talk. Too much damn talking..... :lol:

Ya but when I get up and go outside to mow the lawn, the next door neighbor's wife comes over to talk. Then my wife calls me in to talk. Too much damn talking..... :lol: just give her all your money and credit cards and tell her to go shopping on you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: always will work for me :D

If women didnt have what they have between those thighs...........there would be a National bounty on them all.

If women didnt have what they have between those thighs...........there would be a National bounty on them all. but that is not the case :twofinger

just give her all your money and credit cards and tell her to go shopping on you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: always will work for me :D I do that when I want to go riding :headscrat

I do that when I want to go riding :headscrat I feel sorry for you! At least when he goes riding.. I can go riding on my bike too :D :D :D

+111111111111 btw: why are u men so insensitive and want to call ppl names? Names , I wont even begin... to early for that

why are girls so difficult? it makes life that much more challenging............ and complicated.... and confusing... but definitely interesting...never a damn dull moment thats for sure...

Do you know what the best part of a BJ is??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 10 minutes of Silence...... :lol:

There's No Way To Make Them Happy .... I've Already Given Up ..... Just Let It Be Guys .... You Know The Saying Can't Live Wit Them Can't Live With Out Them

jesus so much work, man I need a beer my woman is being mean to me again today

Do you know what the best part of a BJ is??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 10 minutes of Silence...... :lol: HAHAHAHAHA - that's when we really try to last longer :laughingr :lol: :rofl:

HAHAHAHAHA - that's when we really try to last longer :laughingr :lol: :rofl: speak for your self :funny: :funny: :funny:

speak for your self :funny: :funny: :funny: when your married for 10 years - report back to me :rofl:

when your married for 10 years - report back to me :rofl: OK see you in 2016

when your married for 10 years - report back to me :rofl: Ok I am reporting, Im getting THAT like clockwork...... :D

is this just a thread of reasons why i should stay single? :lol:

Please explain (dont hold back) It's game- most of us take that shit. They're thinking while we're sleeping. We're impulsive, they're calculating. We've got to step up our shit.

Breakdown of why you think us women are so "Difficult" :lol: Relationships: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots.' Then she will get on with her life. A male has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3 am on a Sunday morning, he will call and say, 'I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us.' This is known as the 'I Hate You, I Love You' drunken phone call and 99 percent of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need. Sex: Women prefer 30 to 40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay. Maturity: Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. Magazines: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women. Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Groceries: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampetts' car on The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10?items?or?less lane. Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Offspring: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. Dressing Up: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Laundry: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms. Eating Out: When the bill comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. Mirrors: Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any, shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald boyfriend's/father's heads. Menopause: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, biological Changes. Nature provokes a uniform reaction in men. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. Richard Gere: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because lie reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women. Madonna: Same as above, but reversed. Same reason. Toys: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Cell phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six big batteries to operate. Locker Rooms: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie. Movies: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their ass, because ass size doesn't really matter. Jewelry: Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone. Time: When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays. Friends: Women on a 'girls' night out' talk the whole time. Men on a 'boys' night out' say about 20 words all night, most of which are 'Pass the chips' or 'Got am more beer?' Toilets: Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, 'Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?'

Breakdown of why you think us women are so "Difficult" :lol: Relationships: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots.' Then she will get on with her life. A male has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3 am on a Sunday morning, he will call and say, 'I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us.' This is known as the 'I Hate You, I Love You' drunken phone call and 99 percent of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need. Sex: Women prefer 30 to 40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay. Maturity: Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. Magazines: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women. Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Groceries: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampetts' car on The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10?items?or?less lane. Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Offspring: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. Dressing Up: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Laundry: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms. Eating Out: When the bill comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. Mirrors: Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any, shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald boyfriend's/father's heads. Menopause: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, biological Changes. Nature provokes a uniform reaction in men. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. Richard Gere: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because lie reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women. Madonna: Same as above, but reversed. Same reason. Toys: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Cell phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six big batteries to operate. Locker Rooms: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie. Movies: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their ass, because ass size doesn't really matter. Jewelry: Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone. Time: When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays. Friends: Women on a 'girls' night out' talk the whole time. Men on a 'boys' night out' say about 20 words all night, most of which are 'Pass the chips' or 'Got am more beer?' Toilets: Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, 'Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?' WTF :eek: Dudes only do this if they cannot get any ass. If they are doing their thing right the heifer will be calling them. Options, it makes the difference.

WTF :eek: Dudes only do this if they cannot get any ass. If they are doing their thing right the heifer will be calling them. Options, it makes the difference. The original post was "Why are women so difficult" I was giving the dude an explanation on why men feel we are difficult because you guy's think you are so simple. And maybe you are right and he is getting no ass, but for your reply to my post all I can say bro is maybe you need to re-evalute if you are doing your "shit" right why the hell are "Heifer's" calling your ass? :hmmm: Or maybe you are refering to us women as "heifers" in general?? :headscrat

The original post was "Why are women so difficult" I was giving the dude an explanation on why men feel we are difficult because you guy's think you are so simple. And maybe you are right and he is getting no ass, but for your reply to my post all I can say bro is maybe you need to re-evalute if you are doing your "shit" right why the hell are "Heifer's" calling your ass? :hmmm: Or maybe you are refering to us women as "heifers" in general?? :headscrat Hmmm, I think I like this one. :D Semantics I did not state that this is something I practice. And yes I am referring to females as heifers in that statement. I responded to your post specifically. I did not respond to the topic of the thread because I don’t believe it to be true / valid. I hear you’ve been hiding, lol welcome back. :clap: Disclaimer: The preceding statements do not necessarily reflect the beliefs and/or views of Psygnosis. Neither Psygnosis nor any of his affiliates (such as Jay, Men or other member of this thread) shall be liable for any errors, inaccuracies or disputable views in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon.

Hmmm, I think I like this one. :D Semantics I did not state that this is something I practice. And yes I am referring to females as heifers in that statement. I responded to your post specifically. I did not respond to the topic of the thread because I don’t believe it to be true / valid. I hear you’ve been hiding, lol welcome back. :clap: Disclaimer: The preceding statements do not necessarily reflect the beliefs and/or views of Psygnosis. Neither Psygnosis nor any of his affiliates (such as Jay, Men or other member of this thread) shall be liable for any errors, inaccuracies or disputable views in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon. Thank's for the welcome back :thumbup: , I am sorry to hear that you would refer to us beautiful creatures as "heifers". Sounds like some deep seeded anger to me....some hottie break your heart :laughingr Or maybe your wallet? Or maybe worse hurt your pride ? I don't know...sounds like you may need some thearapy Bro :infrandom J/K

Thank's for the welcome back :thumbup: , I am sorry to hear that you would refer to us beautiful creatures as "heifers". Sounds like some deep seeded anger to me....some hottie break your heart :laughingr Or maybe your wallet? Or maybe worse hurt your pride ? I don't know...sounds like you may need some thearapy Bro :infrandom J/K I've been going to thearapy but my thearapist is one them know it all broads. I only continue to see her because I know she wants me to hit it. :D Seriously though I only refer to women as heifers on occasion. Some times I call em ducks or chickens other terms come to mind as well. :D

lol just make shure you dont call one of your bitches by the wrong name :eek:. i have soved that problem tho, just call them babe or girl lol im a genius!! Matt

Prinesslea I got a day job for you... I will send you the crpitic email messages I get from mt g/f and you can translate it in "guy" terms for me :) (im being a smart ass) That was a real observation, I could relate to some items on the list, so the lesson here is to get your shit together. :) kp-

men and women jsust speak different languages and both are too hardheaded to learn a new one. I discovered hte secret to talking to my man and getting him to listen and my life has never been better. I have to get through 30 minutes of him refusing to talk to me first, but int he end it all works out. He doesn't give me nearly enough sex tho :(

I've found that women make sexy interesting. After a while maybe a guy gets bored with the girlfriend or wife or whatever after a whiel cause its the same ole same old. Girls ive dated kicked it up a notch everytime. Doing something new and sometiems off the wall and crazy. Makes me look forward to the next time if not instigating it to see whats next. Keep your man wanting more by giving him off the wall new things to do or be done to him. Men suck at tiems yes but women do too. This is my firs time posting in this thread so to contribute to this topic that men can be as difficult as men sometimes. If you guys didnt ride bieks and your woman did, i bet you guys would probably do the same thing when they leave. Dont you give them shit ofr shopping too much? Its a give, give situation and we need to co-exist without being selfish. I'm not perfect but atleast i dont have this problem...well yet anyways.

why do woman always want to be with their man 24/7 x1 friggin billion guys need 'me time' and girls need to realize that shit. it's cool to hang out, but damn it i wanna hang out with my friends WITHOUT YOU sometimes!

i found that the more you try to relate to your girl... the pussy factor increases greatly... and i will go shopping anytime she wants because i know when i buy lunch afterwards... she thinks its sweet... i was hungry anyway... and then we go home and find other uses for my bed then sleeping.. its all a game... just learn how to play and know the rules inside and out.. :cool:

I discovered hte secret to talking to my man and getting him to listen and my life has never been better. I have to get through 30 minutes of him refusing to talk to me first, but int he end it all works out. This is the silent "STFU" treatment....that women often mistake for listening. :rofl:

Please explain (dont hold back) Because men let us get away with it! :rofl:

Maturity: Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. That's plain bullshit. One reason so many relationships are failing is because of all this "womens lib" garbage. Girls are being raised and told they don't have to have kids, don't have to be a housewife, don't have to take care of their own kids, don't have to cook, clean, and more... But what about the guys? They're still being raised and told that they should get a job and support themselves and their family. What's the result? Guys that will get off the pot and work when it comes time, and girls that are leeches. They weren't pushed to succeed in a "mans world" yet they have no desire to do the traditional woman's role. They look for a man to latch on to, to pay bills..yet they don't want to cook, clean or do anything else to earn their keep. (Sure, there's exceptions, but this is a big trend these days.) Magazines: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women. Odd...the rates of reproduction prove that most women aren't laughing in the bedroom. Could it be that they're just too embarassed to say their true thoughts in public? :cool: Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Why would he need to? It's the women that are scared to be their true, natural self and therefore need to use all that shit. Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Come on... that's a really broad statement. I have a cat, and I don't kick him. Dressing Up: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. ...cause she's insecure in her natural appearance. Laundry: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. REAL men have their wives do laundry. :twofinger Toys: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. Men never get tired of having fun, whereas women seem to think that they're too "mature" for it. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie. never lie!!!??? haha!! :funny: Jewelry: Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone. Men don't typically want a lot of jewelry. That one ring is usually because his wife wants him to wear it. I've been married for 3 years, together for 7 now...and wear no wedding ring. A ring doesn't make you married, and it doesn't keep women from hitting on you either. In fact, the women that would be ok with dating a married man will not be stopped by a ring.

HAHAHAHAHA - that's when we really try to last longer :laughingr :lol: :rofl: no way then they bitch because there jaw is hurting :headshake :infrandom

I dont care what anyone says..... Do you know what the best part of a BJ is??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 10 minutes of Silence...... :lol: This is by far the best post on this thread... :lol:

Why are WE so diificult ? Maybe its a direct translation of what we get from you ( men ) ^^tell us how you really feel dummy! (I love ya jorie!) :twofinger

[QUOTE=Engloid]That's plain bullshit. One reason so many relationships are failing is because of all this "womens lib" garbage. Girls are being raised and told they don't have to have kids, don't have to be a housewife, don't have to take care of their own kids, don't have to cook, clean, and more... But what about the guys? They're still being raised and told that they should get a job and support themselves and their family. What's the result? Guys that will get off the pot and work when it comes time, and girls that are leeches. They weren't pushed to succeed in a "mans world" yet they have no desire to do the traditional woman's role. They look for a man to latch on to, to pay bills..yet they don't want to cook, clean or do anything else to earn their keep. (Sure, there's exceptions, but this is a big trend these days.) I guess i am the exception.. id like to be home, cooking, cleaning, raising children, etc.. but also, i would like to work.. i am very independent and def. have to have my own money.. i dont need to leech off of someone else! In ALL honestly, id be perfectly content paying the bills if my husband/boyfriend wanted to sit at home.. ive done it :thumbup:

because we are figuring out a plot to murder you but need to plan it out really well so we have to know what you do all day, how you do it and what we can do to make it seem like an accident :thumbup: Court tv gives a lot of raw ideals you just have to perfect it :thumbup:

I guess i am the exception.. id like to be home, cooking, cleaning, raising children, etc.. but also, i would like to work.. i am very independent and def. have to have my own money.. i dont need to leech off of someone else! In ALL honestly, id be perfectly content paying the bills if my husband/boyfriend wanted to sit at home.. ive done it :thumbup: If you make enough money to afford to buy me some toys, we should get married!!! :rofl: I don't mind a woman that's independent. The ones that I hate are the ones that have a shitty attitude to go along with it.

All of this is why I've stayed single since my divorce 15 years ago. I've substituted adrenalin for testosterone. I can hop on one of my bikes early in the morning, go ride the hell out of it, get totally exhausted, come home, park it, take a hot shower and go back to bed. I'll get up when I damn well please and take out the garbage when I feel like it (my house is spotless, by the way). When I was married, I cooked, cleaned, did the laundry, kept the yard up and worked 10 hours a day. The lovely ex left me to raise 3 kids, which I did my best to do the right way. After they grew up and left, I never heard from them again. I'm happy as hell now being all alone. I have nothing against women, I just don't need them in my life anymore...I like....no, LOVE simplicity. God bless any couple that can make it work.....I'll take my bikes, thank you very much :thumbup:

why do woman always want to be with their man 24/7 yea i hate this.. I have the same damn problem wtf.. Get a friend im sure there cheap on ebay or sumtin

If you make enough money to afford to buy me some toys, we should get married!!! :rofl: I don't mind a woman that's independent. The ones that I hate are the ones that have a shitty attitude to go along with it. lol yea i did that... bought, my now ex, an 06 Ninja 650 a week after i bought my 06 250... :headscrat wonder what happened.... LMAO

Rule one......Men first, suz bike 2nd, women 3rd, If dont understand, Remember rule one. But as no joke, being serious, I have spoken to many women, And they tell me, they have way more men friends then women friends. I say why? And they say cuz women are bitches and back stabbers. So plez understand what you all have been saying. Women run on emotions! Enough said!! :thumbup:

The lovely ex left me to raise 3 kids, which I did my best to do the right way. After they grew up and left, I never heard from them again. Why?

Why? Well, their mother married a rich old man with a bad cough, and he danced the crokie poky about a year after they married (kinda like Anna Nichole Smith). She's literally worth several million. She bought them houses, cars, etc. and I guess basically bad mouthed me....I just don't know. Somehow "bought" their loyalty to her. It was an extremely nasty divorce we had...trial lasted over 7 hours....and took 5 years to come to an end. After they got off on their own and their mother sunk her claws in them, they quit returning my calls, didn't answer letters, etc....so, dat be dat.

Well, their mother married a rich old man with a bad cough, and he danced the crokie poky about a year after they married (kinda like Anna Nichole Smith). She's literally worth several million. She bought them houses, cars, etc. and I guess basically bad mouthed me....I just don't know. Somehow "bought" their loyalty to her. It was an extremely nasty divorce we had...trial lasted over 7 hours....and took 5 years to come to an end. After they got off on their own and their mother sunk her claws in them, they quit returning my calls, didn't answer letters, etc....so, dat be dat. Hate to hear it....but if the kids are gonna be like that, they'd probably only lie to you and steal from you if they were around. A friend of mine found out recently that he had a 17yo daughter. It was 3 months before she turned 18. He was 16 and had sex with a woman in her 30's...and that's where it came from. Well, he wanted to do the right thing, and become a part of the girl's life, even though he is married with 3 young kids. He invited them over swimming and for a cookout. Well, later, he discovered that they had gotten into his medicine cabinet and stolen some pills he had. Lesson learned. I had a nasty divorce also. It took me 4 years to finish up. We spent a total of 4 entire days in court. I got joint custody of my little one, the house, all the cars....basically every material item we had. Fuck her, she didn't pay for any of it, so I took it. Oh, and because my state laws suck, I still get to pay child support, even though I have the little one 50% of the time.

Hate to hear it....but if the kids are gonna be like that, they'd probably only lie to you and steal from you if they were around. A friend of mine found out recently that he had a 17yo daughter. It was 3 months before she turned 18. He was 16 and had sex with a woman in her 30's...and that's where it came from. Well, he wanted to do the right thing, and become a part of the girl's life, even though he is married with 3 young kids. He invited them over swimming and for a cookout. Well, later, he discovered that they had gotten into his medicine cabinet and stolen some pills he had. Lesson learned. I had a nasty divorce also. It took me 4 years to finish up. We spent a total of 4 entire days in court. I got joint custody of my little one, the house, all the cars....basically every material item we had. Fuck her, she didn't pay for any of it, so I took it. Oh, and because my state laws suck, I still get to pay child support, even though I have the little one 50% of the time. I agree. Sorry to hear you went through the blender too...sounds like you came out as good as possible all things considered.....still sucks, though, that you had to go through all that shit!

Guys.........remember the "3 F's"..........Find em', Fukk em', Forget em'............I can't find a girl where I live that hasn't banged half the damn city. Girls today are nothing but trouble.

hate to say it im in the same boat vince every girl im with has the same ive been a victim story and then they must see me coming from a mile away and turn me into the victim real quick.....i bought my 06 gixxer a month ago and let my girl ride it and she bought one a week later....well apparently my thinking that I would be able to spend more time with her was B.S. because it really just gave her a means to meet some other dudes to F*** and leave me. Thank god for my bike or i probably would have blown my dome off already!

lol yea i did that... bought, my now ex, an 06 Ninja 650 a week after i bought my 06 250... :headscrat wonder what happened.... LMAO HI!!!!!!!

you guys dont PIITB that is why these issues

All this BS on both sides has made me realize just how blessed I am to have the GF that I have! One Princeslea Sorry you have never met a good man.... (Sighs) so sorry!!! As for my girl, we are a well oiled machine! Besides our personal preferences we can not be stopped! Without a word I can feel when she’s sad disappointed angry or melancholy... Me being the man I am and knowing the woman that I have I know when to take action and when to stand back and let her handle things...A part of being a good man is knowing you can't fix every woman problem, or every problem a woman has! Some things she’s just going to have to work out for herself, your job is just stand by her and her decisions... To my woman’s credit is we don't talk we communicate... meaning she’s not doing all the talking and I being lectured like student... we are equals and have the right to share our opinions with each other. Which is tricky, because most couples try this but seldom succeed? Theirs turn into this back and forth low blow contest... (No respect)! To women: 1. Try not demeaning your man and we won't act either... even more childish or even more macho then he really is. (When you treat your man like a dog he tends to start acting like one) 2. Stop stereo typing you opinion of what’s mature... because the view can be turned both ways... (Maturity is a perspective depending on your view) To men: Basically ditto to the first 2 points. 3. When women say their gods gift to men... Their not lying (so respect it) For both sexes! Stop trying to figure each other out! Somethings are just not for ust to undestand! You only start putting each other in these boxes! No two people are exactly alike on this planet! :thumbup:

First, what is up with that font? second I miss my woman!!!

Katana had it right PIITB can solve .. ohh wait wrong idea sorry !!! why dont yall women try to help us take better care of our women .. if we have a problem or a ex is kinda giving mixed signals when she has a man but still brings up stupid shit like seeing a guy who reminds them of you .. tell her frineds she doesnt wanna talk to you anymore but continues to for over 6 months etc .. help up us out ladies in return we might try to help you out

Women talk to much because we dont smack them enough. nothing says lovin like a good closed fist smack in the kiester :bringiton

Do you fly katanas? I started in those but moved up. BORING!! You can't say anything about women, because I'm a woman and I fly cooler planes than you do. :) Give a glider a shot! Or upgrade to a Mooney. :)

Do you fly katanas? I started in those but moved up. BORING!! You can't say anything about women, because I'm a woman and I fly cooler planes than you do. :) Give a glider a shot! Or upgrade to a Mooney. :) no he flys all sorts of planes not just katanas

Do you fly katanas? I started in those but moved up. BORING!! You can't say anything about women, because I'm a woman and I fly cooler planes than you do. :) Give a glider a shot! Or upgrade to a Mooney. :) Funny you bring this up, Look what I Just spent 3hrs flying over the alps: I will get more pics for you later. Right now back to talking to my woman. PS. this is "cooler" twin/turbo/pressurized/glas panel/and mp3 player equipped http://www.salpauslento.fi/galleria/galleria5.jpg :thefinger

Women talk to much because we dont smack them enough. nothing says lovin like a good closed fist smack in the kiester :bringiton oh, yeah?

oh, yeah? You forgot the :2hard

You forgot the :2hard oh, I dont need that. That shows I am all talk and no action :D

You forgot the :2hard Stop kissing ass you can't get none.

oh, yeah? Just a joke I'm whipped

Just a joke I'm whipped pitifull excuse :D

pitifull excuse :D Wasn't making an excuse just telling you not to get all emotional, but you can't help it :bounce

Wasn't making an excuse just telling you not to get all emotional, but you can't help it :bounce lol..I dont get emotional. I have that urge for dry sarcasam

LOL yeah me to.

do you two need your own room too?

who? What? Huh? Who? What? Why? What?

Yeah so we dont have to hear from you :lol:

Yeah so we dont have to hear from you :lol: bite me

Gee I think some of you should go into writing novels or somthing particularly some of the females. :clap:

x1 friggin billion guys need 'me time' and girls need to realize that shit. it's cool to hang out, but damn it i wanna hang out with my friends WITHOUT YOU sometimes! +1:clap:

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Well, their mother married a rich old man with a bad cough, and he danced the crokie poky about a year after they married (kinda like Anna Nichole Smith). She's literally worth several million. She bought them houses, cars, etc. and I guess basically bad mouthed me....I just don't know. Somehow "bought" their loyalty to her. It was an extremely nasty divorce we had...trial lasted over 7 hours....and took 5 years to come to an end. After they got off on their own and their mother sunk her claws in them, they quit returning my calls, didn't answer letters, etc....so, dat be dat. man, that's rough bro. i'm really sorry that happened to you. :headshake

Breakdown of why you think us women are so "Difficult" :lol: Relationships: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots.' Then she will get on with her life. A male has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3 am on a Sunday morning, he will call and say, 'I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us.' This is known as the 'I Hate You, I Love You' drunken phone call and 99 percent of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need. Oops, sorry i dialed the wrong number, geez. Sex: Women prefer 30 to 40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay. 30-40 seconds? that long? wow! Maturity: Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. High school romance don't work, cause we are trying to bang everything that isn't tied down. Magazines: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women. Pictures of naked women appear in all magazines cause we men are shy.:laughingr Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. You are wrong on this one also, that Holiday Inn towel is in my garage to dry my car. Groceries: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampetts' car on The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10?items?or?less lane. Groceries? We men have Mickey Ds, Jack in the Crack, Taco Smell and food at work (Vending machine). Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. we don't kick them, we only spin them around by its tail and gently drop them from the 2nd story building. Offspring: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. hey we did our part in concieving them. Dressing Up: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. You forgot dressing up for a Super Bowl party. Laundry: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms. True fact: Women wear their bras 6-7 times before washing. Our clothing never get dirty, it just gets stained. Eating Out: When the bill comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. True on that :funny: Mirrors: Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any, shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald boyfriend's/father's heads. Yep true, only because men are secure about themselves on how we look. Menopause: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, biological Changes. Nature provokes a uniform reaction in men. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. Don't forget we buy a younger wife/girlfriend Richard Gere: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because lie reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women. Women like him cause he is just as feminine as women Madonna: Same as above, but reversed. Same reason. Different as above but also reversed and for the exactly differnt and similar reason. Toys: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Cell phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six big batteries to operate. Women buy things such as: Books on how to look like Jessica Simpson, $500 shoes which would cost only $15 if it didn't have *similary worn by Jennifer Lopez*, $1000 lip gloss Locker Rooms: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie. Wrong again, the three things we talk about is sex, sex and sex Movies: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their ass, because ass size doesn't really matter. We have nice asses, ok? Jewelry: Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone. You better look nice with all that jewlery after spending $200000 Time: When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays. For women 5 minutes= 45 actual minutes, for men 5 minutes= 5 minutes Friends: Women on a 'girls' night out' talk the whole time. Men on a 'boys' night out' say about 20 words all night, most of which are 'Pass the chips' or 'Got am more beer?' 20 words, WTF? Are they singing? Thats way too many words! It's either drink beer or eat some Doritos. Toilets: Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, 'Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?' Never in the history of the world will you ever hear a woman say "Hey Sally your shit stinks bitch".