The Why's of Men

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Why do men say such stupid things ? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Why can't men share their feelings ? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Why don't you answer our questions ? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Why do most men hate shopping ? Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Why do men fear commitment ? Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own?

1 Why are men so competitive? its called testosterone 2 Why do men always have to ogle at other women? its a habbit 3 Why do men say such stupid things ? no comment 4 Why are men so uncommunicative ? one word answers are perfectly fine 5 Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? see first answer 6 Why can't men share their feelings ? i do 7 Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? love to do it, not all men dont 8 How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? its called the lazy gene 9 Why don't you answer our questions ? im answering them right now 10 Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? see #8 11 Why do most men hate shopping ? it involves giving you advice on what looks better or smells better when we realy dont care how you look or smell 12 Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! you always tell us to lift it up, make up your mind!!! 13 Why do men act like they own the remote control ? we do 14 Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? we get bored 15 Why do men fear commitment ? once again i dont and others dont as well 16 Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? we like our babys to look clean 16 Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? we are in some cases 17 How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? ive done prety well finding women so i have no answer. oh wait yea i do, look at your flaws and leave us alone!! this was all said in good fun, some pples opinions will differ Matt

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. Why are men so competitive? Not all men are. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Define ogle. Why do men say such stupid things ? Such as? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Not familiar with the term... (b) I have the answer but you're not ready for it. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Not all men do. Why can't men share their feelings ? Refer to answer 4b Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? There is a sex to spoon ratio. If you want more cuddling... How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? I often ponder this as well. (Never done it myself) Why don't you answer our questions ? Refer to answer 4b Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? You're asking the wrong question. Why do most men hate shopping ? Not all men do. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! I always put the toilet seat down and I live by myself. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? It's mine! :2hard Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? If think you've confused genders. Why do men fear commitment ? We don't. We fear commiting to that person. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? People who do so don't know better. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Not all men do. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? I guess they are trying to act more like women. :D http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/baseball/8ball2.gif

Why are men so competitive? Cause they're better than women. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Cause they have boobzzz!! Why do men say such stupid things ? To aid in communication with women. Why are men so uncommunicative ? Cause women are so unresponsive. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Cause we're always right. Why can't men share their feelings ? Why would we want to do that? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Cuddle? Define this please. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? It's called Marriage. It does that to men. Why don't you answer our questions ? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Cause that's women's work. Why do most men hate shopping ? We don't. We just hate shopping for stupid shit women buy. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why can't women raise it back up? What makes you think we should be the ones to cater to you? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? As said..cause they do. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? To confuse women. Why do men fear commitment ? They only fear commitment with the wrong woman. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Rain is WATER. Isn't that what you wash the car with anyway? It's dirt that gets a car dirty, not water. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Cause they are. God made us that way...deal with it. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? See the question above.

Why are men so competitive? Cause they're better than women. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Cause they have boobzzz!! Why do men say such stupid things ? To aid in communication with women. Why are men so uncommunicative ? Cause women are so unresponsive. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Cause we're always right. Why can't men share their feelings ? Why would we want to do that? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Cuddle? Define this please. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? It's called Marriage. It does that to men. Why don't you answer our questions ? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Cause that's women's work. Why do most men hate shopping ? We don't. We just hate shopping for stupid shit women buy. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why can't women raise it back up? What makes you think we should be the ones to cater to you? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? As said..cause they do. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? To confuse women. Why do men fear commitment ? They only fear commitment with the wrong woman. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Rain is WATER. Isn't that what you wash the car with anyway? It's dirt that gets a car dirty, not water. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Cause they are. God made us that way...deal with it. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? See the question above. :thumbup: :laughingr :funny: Man those are some funny as hell answers!! I put this on here for fun got it off another forum, but your answers where fucking priceless! Good ones Bro :clap:

41 Rules Men Wish Women Knew 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3 . Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too. 17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. 24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 25. Check your oil. 26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. 29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. 39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. 40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. 41. Anyone can buy condoms. here ya go babe, read and learn Matt

I thinks its cuz over the centuries men have had to take on a dominant defender/attacker role that has become out dated. We clubbed stuff, and if it didn't need a good clubbing, we talked about how we would club it if it needed the opportunity. We hunted, made war for capital gains, defended our junk, propagated the species, and if all that wasn't going on we just practiced and relaxed. That means being competative, lazy, ect ... like some lion maybe ... It worked in cave man days, but I think the modern world kinda stresses that guy out a bit. Same reason women have a gossip and back stabbing trait with one another. They had to get their stuff done with diff social issues. Women will talk just to talk ... like birds chirping ... and then lets shop to build a better nest ... Theres more going on there. Women are doing social checks with one another and thinking out loud for a support group. I think guys do the same thing but in a diff way. I think we have a bit of the old days we all try to overcome. Some better than others. The 50's didn't help much either with this Leave it to Beaver lifestyle that everyone thought was too cool.

Cause We Are Men............thats It!

Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Ummmmm....are you kidding me with this one?! is this supposed to mean that if we dont put the damn seat down you are gonna sit on the rim of the toilet?? ....im speechless...well not really but i might piss someone off if i said what i am thinking right now after reading that one....

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. Why are men so competitive? I think it was mentioned before, Testosterone Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Women can be Beautiful creatures Why do men say such stupid things ? Pot, have you met Kettle? Why are men so uncommunicative ? not all are Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Well, it doesn't happen very often............ Why can't men share their feelings ? Conditioning Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? I like to with my wife. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? That takes years of training and dedication Why don't you answer our questions ? Doing so now Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? :hmmm: Why do most men hate shopping ? Cause we already know what we want BEFORE we go to the store Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Oh my fucking word, you are a big girl, If I have to put it up, you can put it back down. don't be lazy. you would think that after such an unpleasant experience sitting on the seat you would check it first. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? What do you mean ACT? :) Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? So much stuff to watch, so little time. Why do men fear commitment ? Uh, I've been with the same woman for 8 years Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Salt from the road EATS paint Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Not everything How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Oh, I'm imperfect alright. :lol:

:thumbup: :laughingr :funny: Man those are some funny as hell answers!! I put this on here for fun got it off another forum, but your answers where fucking priceless! Good ones Bro :clap: ummmm... I was being serious. http://www.streetcarforums.com/images/smilies/sad.gif I'm sure you know why women have 2 holes so close together... so you can carry them like a 6 pack. And why did cavemen drag women by the hair? So they wouldn't fill up with sand. Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug. ...I will run now!!!

[QUOTE=Princeslea79]Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? It keeps things interesting. The difference is we can be competitive and not scratch each other's eyes out at the end. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Our brains are just wired that way. Why pretend not to see something nice, be it a car or a bike or an airplane or hottie Why do men say such stupid things ? Retaliation for stupid questions Why are men so uncommunicative ? because the game is on Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? you just think/decide we're wrong Why can't men share their feelings ? we usually don't have them. oh wait we do it's called hungry/horny/sleepy Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug)? you asked for it. we have more than one brain How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? the game is on. Ask me during commercials. Conversation stops when the commercials are over. The game is back on. Why don't you answer our questions ? We'll answer the unloaded ones. What posseses you to ask us which of your friends we'd most like to sleep with or if that dress makes you look fat? WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? oh look who's fuggin talking!!! 99% of the women I've ever met are the messiest people I've ever SEEN if allowed to be! You don't make house, y'all nest. Why do most men hate shopping ? We prefer buying and leaving the store to "shopping". We hate shopping because we hate stadning there not having a thing to say about the situation. We know that as soon as we express how much we hate the crap you're looking at, the lid is blown off. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why can't you leave the seat up like you found it?!?!?! We piss twice as much as you because we have to process our beers. Cooperate and ther won't be any trouble. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? I paid for it. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? There's a lot of interesting shit on all at once. Why do men fear commitment ? We've met your mom. Suddenly we're not so sure. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? You have to take care of the finish or it will get FUCKED UP, thus lowering the resale value. We're protecting our investment. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? I never said that. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Why are you like an alien species? Just curious.

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. Why are men so competitive? we like it Why do men always have to ogle at other women? looking for possible partners no your not good enough lol. next Why do men say such stupid things ? we dont you just dont understand what an air filter is. Why are men so uncommunicative ? cause females piss us off and say i dont understand every time we say somthing Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? im not i no how to say sorry i was wrong Why can't men share their feelings ? same as Q4 i dont want you any more. Female why i dont understand. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? because after sex a chemical is released into our bodys this is true that makes us got to sleep and help repair our bodys from doing (all) the work. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? I dont i lay down its called a day off Why don't you answer our questions ? are you a cop Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? I dont just go out with you 4 sex u no why do you think i let you out of the bedroom. Why do most men hate shopping ? cuase it takes you all day to buy somthing from the shop you have gone into 4 time already. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!!why dont you ever leave it up what did your last slave die of. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? i dont i own my pc and mouse Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? have no answer this is not somthing i do. Why do men fear commitment ? Its not commitment don't u understand one night stands Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Cause we are when it comes to strength and most things take a bit of strength.and we have better reaction time. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? like what do we bitch about seriously i mean apart from not enough sex. there are some facts in this like the cuddle bit. __________________

:clap: for Engloids answers...funny as hell! :lol:

Why are men so competitive? A wise man once said "shut the hell up or I'll kill you." A fool once didn't listen. None of us like being the fool. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? We don't ogle them all. Not all of them have nice, showroom titties or huge asses. Not all of them have short skirts with cooter hairs hanging out the bottom. Not all of them have something odd growing out of their face or are missing a limb or have a conjoined twin. No, so of you women are just plain normal...in which case our cold turky sammich with melted provolone, romain, mustard, ranch potato chips and pickles is simply more interesting. Why do men say such stupid things ? Why do women think putting $.50 of air in a tire is safe? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Why can't women shut up? Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Because it makes us feel better. Why can't men share their feelings ? Men not sharing their feelings is a misconception. What you believe is us witholding our feelings is, in reality, a lack of feelings. That's true, men can actually have no feelings toward some times. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Because chicks have cooties. We would cuddle with other men, who are cootie free, but that would be gay. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? I would like video phootage of a healthy man doing this. Why don't you answer our questions ? Because they're stupid. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Because we put things where they belong. Why do most men hate shopping ? No man hates shopping. Men love shopping. You're confusing a dislike of shopping with not shopping for the right things and men already knowing what size they wear. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! You don't leave the seat up for us, you can put the fucker down. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because there's a good chance we paid for it. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Another misconception. It would require approximately four years to watch Lethal Weapon or Die Hard if we only did it 2 seconds at a time...and since: Why do men fear commitment ? ...we would never finnish watching either of those very manly flicks. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do women paint their fingernails to go bowling? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Experience. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? An entire post bitching about men's imperfections is ended with a woman bitching about men's imperfections. Classic. Best thread ever.

Who says we need to explain ourselves? Aren't women the ones looking for mysterious men? Would it be much fun if you understood everything?

• My Honest Answers • 1. Why are men so competitive? I like to compete with Men 'coz I hate Men. I like to compete with Women 'coz it's fun. 2. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? I ogle at other Hot Women 'coz I love 'em and it makes me horny, then I go home and bang my GF hard. It spices up the relationship. Same with watching Porn. 3. Why do men say such stupid things ? I say stupid things 'coz I lie and it cracks me up. 4. Why are men so uncommunicative ? I'm uncommunicative to uninteresting things. I like to communicate about Cars, Bikes and Hot Sex. Yes it's shallow. 5. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? I don't do that. I just laugh. Unless laughing is considered as being a jackass? then I don't know. 6. Why can't men share their feelings ? I feel gay. I really do. 7. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? I like that, it gives me a hard on. I don't like it after a hot sex. I feel weird. 8. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? I can do that in front of a computer 'coz it's what I do. but other than that. I can't sit still. I'll kill myself. 9. Why don't you answer our questions ? I answer questions regarding Cars, Bikes and Hot sex. I know it's shallow. Sorry. Maybe if Women ask more interesting questions such as Do you want to have sex with that girl and me at ones? I feel that Women ask me stupid questions. 10. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? I'm neat and organized. I'm sick. 11. Why do most men hate shopping ? I like to shop with Women, there are more Women out there to ogle at. But I also don't like to shop with Women 'coz it takes forever. 12. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! I leave the seat up 'coz I know I'll be back soon. I drink beer. I also use my foot to lift it up, but I can't put it down with my foot. 'don't wanna touch it. Eww. I just want in and out. 13. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? I like to own it because Women flip on the Oxygen channel and Oprah. 14. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? I like to watch 3 or more shows at ones, so I flip it back n forth. 15. Why do men fear commitment ? I don't fear commitment. I just don't feel like it sometimes. 16. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? I wash my car everyday. It's an RX-7, Rotary Engine, aint nothin' like it. I can go on and on and on, this is an interesting question. 17. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? I don't think that way. I'm better at driving and other things. Women are better in other things such as Sucking D!<*, Bending over, cooking, doing laundry and so on. 18. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Yeh, this is true, blame this on the Maxxim Magazines - that's why we ogle at other Women. I like to make fun of Women, it's fun. They just can't do anything about it. They're just there taking it all, so vulnerable, looking all dumb and helpless.

^who are you on RX7Club?

^who are you on RX7Club? I'm the Guest. I'll try to sign up, but too much info there, no need. Who are you there? I like teamfc3s

I'm makenzie71 everywhere. (I don't mean "everywhere" in the sense of "everywhere I am"...I mean by it's actual definition.)

Why are men so competitive? It's in our genes. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't see the menu. Why do men say such stupid things ? Stupid questions deserve stupid answers Why are men so uncommunicative ? We aren't, we're to the point. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Women do too, nobody enjoys being wrong. Why can't men share their feelings ? This is a bad generalization. A lot of women bottle things up. Men deal and move on. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? I cuddle with my wife all the time. It just usually involves insertion. :) How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Pot helps. Why don't you answer our questions ? Because they're not usually worth the answer. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? You do it for us if we let it sit long enough. Why do most men hate shopping ? Most men love to shop. Just not in deparment, grocery, or shoe stores. Take us to Home Depot and see what happens. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! We have to lift it everytime before we go, what's the big deal about putting it down before you go? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? We do. Sorry it has been mandated by God. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Todays programming sucks. Why do men fear commitment ? I got married at 21. No Fear. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why wash them at all based on that logic? After all it'll always rain eventually. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Not everything, women are much better at giving birth. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? I did find a good woman, that's why I got married at 21. Had to lock in before she got away.

this thread is gold!! i was pissed bofore reading this, but leave it to the guys to make another one of their own happy! Matt

The answer to all of your Q's is.....Because we are not GAY and that's why women get along with GAY Boys so Well!!!! :headshake Your Soooo Typical!!!

[QUOTE=burnoutboy] How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Pot helps. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Not everything, women are much better at giving birth. this shit is funny as. Good work burnout boy lol your funny were u stoned when you wrote this lol. :laughingr

as odd as this sounds a long time ago me and a friend came up with this idea men care about women but not too the same extent the reason for this is that men do things to impress other men(not like that) i mean seriously how many of these women actually know alot about cars bikes etc we impress other men and women come along because of the popularity but this was a while ago

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? I'm a Scorpio. But I think i'm more agressive than anything. :thumbup: Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Because they may have a feature that they like that their current G/F lacks, yet their G/F has a majority of what they want. Why do men say such stupid things ? We have a penis? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Depends on the girl. If youre an emotional wreck, we wont say much because we know it will make you cry and go emo. If youre strong then we don't have that issue. well, with me anyways. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? I'll accept that i'm wrong only when they have the proof to back it up. Why can't men share their feelings ? Shallow? I have no problem with that. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? I personally enjoy that. Especially when it's raining. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Lazy? I need to move around a lot unless i'm dead tired from whatever I did the night before. Why don't you answer our questions ? What the hell do you think i'm doing? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Its something that was embedded into our brains in the 18th century. Why do most men hate shopping ? I love shopping! I spend over half of my free time at the mall sadly. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! I thought you were supposed to put the seat down? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? I hate T.V. Would rather be outside mountainbiking or something. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? *Read above statement* Why do men fear commitment ? I'm all for commitment. I don't care for flings. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? It's called www.weather.com Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? I think we all have strengths and weaknesses, which is why it's important to get with someone who has strengths where you have weaknesses and vice versa, that way you can learn from eachother throughout life and be happy. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Because they don't see that we all are human, we all need love, and sometimes they would rather simply look at the flaws on the surface instead of trying to look inside their soul and see the beauty within. How's that?

i have the answer to all them..... b/c were the MAN thats y!!!!!!!!!!!! haha :rofl: go make me dinner WOMEN!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

i have the answer to all them..... b/c were the MAN thats y!!!!!!!!!!!! haha :rofl: go make me dinner WOMEN!!!!!!!!! :rofl: +1 :thumbup:

The other day I got a handgun for my wife...... Best trade I have ever made!

The other day I got a handgun for my wife...... Best trade I have ever made! Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha

The other day I got a handgun for my wife...... Best trade I have ever made!never heard that one. I like that.

Mat3833 thats some funny shit.

I think testosterone answers all of those questions

Why are men so competitive? We like to win. It is a hunter gatherer thing. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? We are not blind. Being with a woman does not mean we have lost all sense of beauty and appreciation for women. Think of it this way....you have on a dress that cups, supports, and accentuates you in all the ways you like. Does that mean you cannot recognize some other outfit that looks nice? Why do men say such stupid things ? Stupid to you is not stupid to us. It comes down to perception. Why are men so uncommunicative ? We communicate differently. When a guy say X, he means X (usually). Do not analyze it and wonder what else it could mean....it means what the hell we said. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? The male ego is fragile and we want to be infallible for our lady. When we are less than that and it is shoved in our face we are not pleased. Why can't men share their feelings ? We can.....but sometimes you do not want to hear how we truly feel. Men are somewhat elemental so sometimes we answer a bit to bluntly....the result, hurt feelings and extended stays on the couch. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Your head laying on our shoulder puts our arm to sleep. Also, that much proximity gets warm. Hell, just makes us do this one.....we like it too. Just do not screw it up by asking us what the hell we are thinking. Also, no questions about where the relationship is going....ex girlfriend questions or marriage discussions. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Padding.....besides...we are simple creatures with simple needs. Why don't you answer our questions ? You do not want to answer we give. You ask X ....we answer X. X does not mean Y or Z. It does not require additional dsicussion or analysis. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Some guys are slobs. May be because mom did it for us and we are used to it. May be that we had to do it at home and now that we are not at home we rebel against the oppressive rule we lived under as kids. Who knows. Why do most men hate shopping ? We like to shop for things that interest us. Dresses do not interest us. Try dropping us off in a book store/electronics store. Then you can shop as long as you want. Oh, and before you say you want our opinions on what you are buying....we think your fine. We like what you have on most times and what we do not like we want to strip off you and bumpe ugly. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why can you not put it down? Q. How much effort does it take to put it down? A. The same amount it takes to put it up!! Look, then squat. Simple. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? We like TV. You want it....grab it first. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? We have many interests and like to try and serve them all. You keep telling us to multi-task!! Were practicing. Why do men fear commitment ? A lifetime spent argueing sucks and we lose half in a divorce. Also, a woman scorn is scary. Besides, what is the damn rush for a commitement? Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? We love our cars and when we decide to clean them they need to be cleaned. Also, it is somewhat of a Zen thing....time spent outside, time to think, time to analyze some stuff. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? We are better at some things....the rest, well, our competitive streak makes us not want to admit that you are better. Still, we respect your abilities and thank you for putting up with our ignorant crap. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? When you can answer this about women I will figure out an answer for our side! Leslie

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are men so competitive? because we are better than the tards we are competing against Why do men always have to ogle at other women? not all women are "ogled" at... just the hot ones :D Why do men say such stupid things ? to make women like you ask yourself why Why are men so uncommunicative ? i talk to women all the time :D Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? we are never wrong... we just simply misunderstood the matter at hand Why can't men share their feelings ? men dont feel... Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? i agree with the former on the sex:spoon ratio How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? when all chores are done, why not? Why don't you answer our questions ? because it spawns another question Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? because the floor is the largest shelf in your house Why do most men hate shopping ?depends on what we're shopping for... Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!!i for one, have better aim than most and leave the seat down anyway... Why do men act like they own the remote control ? because we bought the batteries for it Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? my tv never leaves speed channel Why do men fear commitment ? depends on what we are commiting to... Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? to get a good coat of wax on before the rain... Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? i dont think im better at anything than anyone else.... but if you tell me i am i will gladly let you.. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own?because you love us anyway..

Okay, I'll play... >Why are men so competitive? Back in the day, when men had to fight off opposing cavemen and kill dinosaurs for survival, we developed a fierce sense of competition. Only those of us that had this level of competetive instinct survived. It became an inate instinct, and we retain it to this day. You can't undo tens of thousands of years of programming through Darwinian survival. >Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Primal instinct. Back in the early days of civilization, the strongest male members that had the urge to populate with the most physically adept females carried on their lineage. It's ingrained in to our personalities - it isn't learned. >Why do men say such stupid things ? When your primary mission in early civilization is to kill dinosaurs and fight off opposing cavemen, to tell you the truth, inventing fire is a big deal. You just don't have time to kick back and develop intellect. >Why are men so uncommunicative ? Think of roles: Cave-upkeep, offspring rearing and communication are all women's roles. Slaying dinosaurs and evading competing cavemen are men's roles. >Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Confidence. Watch any war movie, and you will realize that the strong, effective leaders are confident in their decisions and analysis. A bad plan, perfectly executed, is far better than a good plan, poorly executed. Hence, the adament defense of factually challenged statement could actually be considered a strong point. >Why can't men share their feelings ? Scenario - you are facing off with a group of primal apes that wants to destroy your intire tribe. If you let them on to what you are thinking and feeling, they could potentially counter you and defeat you. Again, this is a primal instinct that ensured early man's survival. >Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Back in ancient times, when men weren't busy with procreation, they were busy with survival. They had tribes and offspring to feed. Caves to defend. And quite frankly, people didn't live that long to begin with. It's a time thing. The best time for an attack is right after a procreative session. Out of instinct, men know that. >How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? The hunter instinct. You might think that they are lazy, but inside, they are scoping prey, and developing that stalking technique. It requires an enormous amount of discipline to squat for hours, motionless, and to remain ready to pounce when a deer walks by. >Why don't you answer our questions ? Refer to "communication." Certain questions are above the primal intellectual capacity of men to analyze and understand. If you can keep the questions relatively simple and short, we can usually reciprocate with an answer, but if you try to complicate the questions with a trick or perhaps a hidden agenda or meaning, we are extended beyond our level of comprehension. >Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Wouldn't you feel bad if your food supply was taken, your offspring was eaten, and you and your female tribal members were waylaid all because your defender and protector was busy shoving burnt ashes into a pile? >Why do most men hate shopping ? We are hunters, not gatherers. >Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Would you rather sit on a wet seat? >Why do men act like they own the remote control ? It is the primary responsibility of the protectorate gender to watch for all potential hazards and threats to the tribe. The TV is basically an extension of the view out the cave door. >Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? There are many threats hanging out there in our society. To dwell on a single one for an excessive period of time could spell the death of our species. >Why do men fear commitment ? It is a primal instinct to keep one's options for food, habitation, shelter and procreation open to ensure the optimal chance for continuation of the species. >Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do Indians perform a rain dance? Because they damn well need it to rain... >Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? "Everything" is a bit of an interpretive stretch. In ancient man's limited knowledge and scope, those limited tasks that they were required to perform, they had to perform with exceptional skill and expertise. They were not always privy to the tasks performed by woman, hence the scope of their entire realm was limited. >How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? This appears to be a bit of a trick question. Theoretically, if we are bitching and complaining about women's imperfections, we haven't found a good woman. As a practical matter, as a part of the mate selection process, men are programmed to evaluate potential partners on the basis of their ability to maintain a homestead and provide child rearing capabilities. In recogition of the fact that imperfection may exist, they may have to settle for an acceptable, if suboptimal mate choice.

You women should be proud you got this many guys to try and explain themselves to you. Now if you could only get us to take out the garbage. :P

Okay, I'll play... >Why are men so competitive? Back in the day, when men had to fight off opposing cavemen and kill dinosaurs for survival, we developed a fierce sense of competition. Only those of us that had this level of competetive instinct survived. It became an inate instinct, and we retain it to this day. You can't undo tens of thousands of years of programming through Darwinian survival. >Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Primal instinct. Back in the early days of civilization, the strongest male members that had the urge to populate with the most physically adept females carried on their lineage. It's ingrained in to our personalities - it isn't learned. >Why do men say such stupid things ? When your primary mission in early civilization is to kill dinosaurs and fight off opposing cavemen, to tell you the truth, inventing fire is a big deal. You just don't have time to kick back and develop intellect. >Why are men so uncommunicative ? Think of roles: Cave-upkeep, offspring rearing and communication are all women's roles. Slaying dinosaurs and evading competing cavemen are men's roles. >Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Confidence. Watch any war movie, and you will realize that the strong, effective leaders are confident in their decisions and analysis. A bad plan, perfectly executed, is far better than a good plan, poorly executed. Hence, the adament defense of factually challenged statement could actually be considered a strong point. >Why can't men share their feelings ? Scenario - you are facing off with a group of primal apes that wants to destroy your intire tribe. If you let them on to what you are thinking and feeling, they could potentially counter you and defeat you. Again, this is a primal instinct that ensured early man's survival. >Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Back in ancient times, when men weren't busy with procreation, they were busy with survival. They had tribes and offspring to feed. Caves to defend. And quite frankly, people didn't live that long to begin with. It's a time thing. The best time for an attack is right after a procreative session. Out of instinct, men know that. >How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? The hunter instinct. You might think that they are lazy, but inside, they are scoping prey, and developing that stalking technique. It requires an enormous amount of discipline to squat for hours, motionless, and to remain ready to pounce when a deer walks by. >Why don't you answer our questions ? Refer to "communication." Certain questions are above the primal intellectual capacity of men to analyze and understand. If you can keep the questions relatively simple and short, we can usually reciprocate with an answer, but if you try to complicate the questions with a trick or perhaps a hidden agenda or meaning, we are extended beyond our level of comprehension. >Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Wouldn't you feel bad if your food supply was taken, your offspring was eaten, and you and your female tribal members were waylaid all because your defender and protector was busy shoving burnt ashes into a pile? >Why do most men hate shopping ? We are hunters, not gatherers. >Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Would you rather sit on a wet seat? >Why do men act like they own the remote control ? It is the primary responsibility of the protectorate gender to watch for all potential hazards and threats to the tribe. The TV is basically an extension of the view out the cave door. >Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? There are many threats hanging out there in our society. To dwell on a single one for an excessive period of time could spell the death of our species. >Why do men fear commitment ? It is a primal instinct to keep one's options for food, habitation, shelter and procreation open to ensure the optimal chance for continuation of the species. >Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do Indians perform a rain dance? Because they damn well need it to rain... >Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? "Everything" is a bit of an interpretive stretch. In ancient man's limited knowledge and scope, those limited tasks that they were required to perform, they had to perform with exceptional skill and expertise. They were not always privy to the tasks performed by woman, hence the scope of their entire realm was limited. >How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? This appears to be a bit of a trick question. Theoretically, if we are bitching and complaining about women's imperfections, we haven't found a good woman. As a practical matter, as a part of the mate selection process, men are programmed to evaluate potential partners on the basis of their ability to maintain a homestead and provide child rearing capabilities. In recogition of the fact that imperfection may exist, they may have to settle for an acceptable, if suboptimal mate choice. :clap: haha bravo man!!! That was good :thumbup:

Man, you don't know the half of it. Home boy is frustrated.

Damn Ya'll WENT the Fuck off!! :thumbup: I posted this thread thought it would be pretty funny but it is like therapy for ya'll ...loving it :rofl: :clap:

Why are men so competitive? For your sake. Women love winners Why do men always have to ogle at other women? So you feel good that it's YOU we choose to come home to Why do men say such stupid things ? Stupid questions get stupid answers Why are men so uncommunicative ? Body language speaks way louder than words Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Because it happens so rarely we have not learnt how to handle it yet Why can't men share their feelings ? Because you have got more than enough for both of us Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? simple: Cuddle = erection, Erection = .... you know the rest How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because we work our ass off all week and deserve to. You should try it Why don't you answer our questions ? Because that would qualify them as intelligable. Besides you wouldn't like the answers anyhow! Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Because that would would leave you with absolutely NOTHING left to do Why do most men hate shopping ? Because we are buyers. Shoppers are what marketers call 'suckers' Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Well we could - but you would be even more pissed at us when you sit on our urine splashes :laughingr Why do men act like they own the remote control ? It's not an act bright eyes Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? We can. Just don't want to. We could miss a really hot chick featuring on another channel! Why do men fear commitment ? Because you get more wrinkles as you get older Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? It's a maintenance thing - don't worry you're a chick - you won't understand the maintenance of vehicles. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Because in the most part... they are How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Good question - that's why we don't. We leave the bitching to you lot.

Why are men so competitive? It was implanted at birth Why do men always have to ogle at other women? God made some DAMN beautiful creatures, and we as men have to admire them. Why do men say such stupid things ? There not stupid, "WOMEN" only think they are. Why are men so uncommunicative ? Less talking the better, its just giving you a reason to say. "WHY DO MEN SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS" Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Were not wrong, you just think we are. Why can't men share their feelings ? Way to much talking involved. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) A.D.I..D.A.S ALL .DAY .I .DREAM .ABOUT .SEX and once the boobies hit the chest or hand. Its on! How can men sit on their asses all day without moving We have that natural ability, we were all blessed with it. Why don't you answer our questions? Cause its pointless, call it will do is cause an argument or back to the WHY DO MEN SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS" question. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves? We try but women are so much better at it. Why do most men hate shopping ? The items that are being shopped for is the difference. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Altimers. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? If we didnt hold on to it. We find ourselves watching a womans channel. And sorry, cant have that Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Its all about whats on. When you say 2 seconds its deff a lifetime movie that you wanted to watch. Why do men fear commitment? There are just SOO many fish in the sea. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Well as long as the rims stay clean. we can just wipe off the water spots after the rain. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women? Women dont apply themselves. And are for the most part physically weaker beings. But not always the case. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian Imperfections without taking into consideration their own? It’s your own self consciousness that made you ask this question. YOU’RE FINE! Get out of the mirror! And we won’t think you a self centered bitch.

:rofl: Wait wait :rofl: I've got a couple updates for my answers Why are men so competitive? For your sake. Women love winners You were once the object of this competition, therefore the guy you married is the best you could attract. Remember this when you are 10 years married and suffering Post natal depression. When you come to terms with it you will begin to be happy again. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? So you feel good that it's YOU we choose to come home to Why do men say such stupid things ? Stupid questions get stupid answers Why are men so uncommunicative ? Body language speaks way louder than words Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Because it happens so rarely we have not learnt how to handle it yet Why can't men share their feelings ? Because you have got more than enough for both of us Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? simple: Cuddle = erection, Erection = .... you know the rest How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because we work our ass off all week and deserve to. You should try it Why don't you answer our questions ? Because that would qualify them as intelligible. Besides you wouldn't like the answers anyhow! Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Because that would would leave you with absolutely NOTHING left to do Why do most men hate shopping ? Because we are buyers. Shoppers are what marketers call 'suckers' Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Well we could - but you would be even more pissed at us when you sit on our urine splashes :laughingr Why do men act like they own the remote control ? It's not an act bright eyes Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? We can. Just don't want to. We could miss a really hot chick featuring on another channel! Why do men fear commitment ? Because you get more wrinkles as you get older Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? It's a maintenance thing - don't worry you're a chick - you won't understand the maintenance of vehicles. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Because in the most part... they are How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Good question - that's why we don't. We leave the bitching to you lot. These sexist questions are proof of that you self centred hypocrite. Now; do you really want some insight into men.... ?? If it was not for our need of sex and offspring we would have eradicated females a long time ago. So keep your legs open and your mouth closed and we will all get along just fine ;)

:rofl: Wait wait :rofl: I've got a couple updates for my answers :laughingr

because truely we are all idiots

Why are men so competitive? To prove ourselves worthy of women. Not only men do it, all males of all species do it. We can't help it. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Why do women ogle every pair of shoes, every pocketbook, every necklace they see? Why do men say such stupid things ? Why do women act like they DON'T say stupid things? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Men try to communicate, women expect us to read their minds. If by uncommunicative you mean lacking ESP, then yes we are uncommunicative, the same way you would consider someone who only spoke chinese to be uncommunicative Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Once again the dominant male syndrome... we can't help it Why can't men share their feelings ? We do... but if women think that we are sensitive and actually care they take full advantage of it Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Why can't women go to more car shows? How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because after working 60 hour weeks taking some time to relax should be acceptable Why don't you answer our questions ? We do, you just don't always get the response you would like to hear. If you ask something, and we don't have an answer for you, you will hear "I don't know". Deal with it Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? We do eventually women just don't give us enough time to do so without jumping on us for it Why do most men hate shopping ? Go in, get what you need or want, leave, call it a day. This "oh let's go and if we see something we like we'll buy it" bullshit is mindless. Do we drag you to Home Depot to "browse" and if we see something we like, we'll just pick it up? Of course not Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Yes we have, and instead of bitching about it, we fix the problem, take care of our business, and move on. It's worth the fight?? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because we are capable of finding something on TV that everyone can enjoy. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Nobody likes commercials. Why do men fear commitment ? We don't fear commitment. Men can commit to drinking a single brand of beer their entire lives, smoking one brand of cigarettes, driving one type of car, etc... We fear being commited to a woman because we all know how quicky women can change, especially as soon as they know you're locked in together Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do women brush their hair 8000 times a day if its just going to get fucked up again anyway? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Who ever said that we do? We know what we're good at, and we know what you're good at. Women just need to feel as if they're better at EVERYTHING How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own?

Why are men so competitive? To prove ourselves worthy of women. Not only men do it, all males of all species do it. We can't help it. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Why do women ogle every pair of shoes, every pocketbook, every necklace they see? Why do men say such stupid things ? Why do women act like they DON'T say stupid things? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Men try to communicate, women expect us to read their minds. If by uncommunicative you mean lacking ESP, then yes we are uncommunicative, the same way you would consider someone who only spoke chinese to be uncommunicative Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Once again the dominant male syndrome... we can't help it Why can't men share their feelings ? We do... but if women think that we are sensitive and actually care they take full advantage of it Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Why can't women go to more car shows? How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because after working 60 hour weeks taking some time to relax should be acceptable Why don't you answer our questions ? We do, you just don't always get the response you would like to hear. If you ask something, and we don't have an answer for you, you will hear "I don't know". Deal with it Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? We do eventually women just don't give us enough time to do so without jumping on us for it Why do most men hate shopping ? Go in, get what you need or want, leave, call it a day. This "oh let's go and if we see something we like we'll buy it" bullshit is mindless. Do we drag you to Home Depot to "browse" and if we see something we like, we'll just pick it up? Of course not Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Yes we have, and instead of bitching about it, we fix the problem, take care of our business, and move on. It's worth the fight?? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because we are capable of finding something on TV that everyone can enjoy. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Nobody likes commercials. Why do men fear commitment ? We don't fear commitment. Men can commit to drinking a single brand of beer their entire lives, smoking one brand of cigarettes, driving one type of car, etc... We fear being commited to a woman because we all know how quicky women can change, especially as soon as they know you're locked in together Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do women brush their hair 8000 times a day if its just going to get fucked up again anyway? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Who ever said that we do? We know what we're good at, and we know what you're good at. Women just need to feel as if they're better at EVERYTHING How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? :laughingr :laughingr Touche!

How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Wait a minute you're talking about bitchin and complainin when you post up a thread filled with 15 questions about why can't a man do this... or that...

1 Why are men so competitive? its called testosterone 2 Why do men always have to ogle at other women? its a habbit 3 Why do men say such stupid things ? no comment 4 Why are men so uncommunicative ? one word answers are perfectly fine 5 Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? see first answer 6 Why can't men share their feelings ? i do 7 Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? love to do it, not all men dont 8 How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? its called the lazy gene 9 Why don't you answer our questions ? im answering them right now 10 Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? see #8 11 Why do most men hate shopping ? it involves giving you advice on what looks better or smells better when we realy dont care how you look or smell 12 Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! you always tell us to lift it up, make up your mind!!! 13 Why do men act like they own the remote control ? we do 14 Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? we get bored 15 Why do men fear commitment ? once again i dont and others dont as well 16 Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? we like our babys to look clean 16 Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? we are in some cases 17 How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? ive done prety well finding women so i have no answer. oh wait yea i do, look at your flaws and leave us alone!! this was all said in good fun, some pples opinions will differ Matt SHHHHHHHH! your not supposee to say that out loud! :lol: :lol: j/k

Why are men so competitive? To prove ourselves worthy of women. Not only men do it, all males of all species do it. We can't help it. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Why do women ogle every pair of shoes, every pocketbook, every necklace they see? Why do men say such stupid things ? Why do women act like they DON'T say stupid things? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Men try to communicate, women expect us to read their minds. If by uncommunicative you mean lacking ESP, then yes we are uncommunicative, the same way you would consider someone who only spoke chinese to be uncommunicative Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Once again the dominant male syndrome... we can't help it Why can't men share their feelings ? We do... but if women think that we are sensitive and actually care they take full advantage of it Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Why can't women go to more car shows? How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because after working 60 hour weeks taking some time to relax should be acceptable Why don't you answer our questions ? We do, you just don't always get the response you would like to hear. If you ask something, and we don't have an answer for you, you will hear "I don't know". Deal with it Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? We do eventually women just don't give us enough time to do so without jumping on us for it Why do most men hate shopping ? Go in, get what you need or want, leave, call it a day. This "oh let's go and if we see something we like we'll buy it" bullshit is mindless. Do we drag you to Home Depot to "browse" and if we see something we like, we'll just pick it up? Of course not Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Yes we have, and instead of bitching about it, we fix the problem, take care of our business, and move on. It's worth the fight?? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because we are capable of finding something on TV that everyone can enjoy. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Nobody likes commercials. Why do men fear commitment ? We don't fear commitment. Men can commit to drinking a single brand of beer their entire lives, smoking one brand of cigarettes, driving one type of car, etc... We fear being commited to a woman because we all know how quicky women can change, especially as soon as they know you're locked in together Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do women brush their hair 8000 times a day if its just going to get fucked up again anyway? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Who ever said that we do? We know what we're good at, and we know what you're good at. Women just need to feel as if they're better at EVERYTHING How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? :funny: I think he has some logic! :headshake

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! This is the only one I really want to answer it really bothers me! If men have to look to put it up... why can't women look to put it down? :headshake Look before you leap geeze!

I'll answer one: Why do men fear commitment? In my case, $250K in alimony, $100K in legal bills, a house and a car. After that, I bought a couple of sportbikes and substituted adrenalin for testosterone. Now that I don't give a S%#T about the other questions, I feel soooo much better :thumbup:

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? Not all of us are, if they are its because its something to do, and what about you women, your 10x more competative than us! Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Because we can. At least were honest enough to admit that we look.. You do the same, you just dont admit to it Why do men say such stupid things ? So women can understand us, or maybe were annoyed with being treated like were an idiot becuase you dont understand us Why are men so uncommunicative ? We not uncommunicative, you just dont ask us direct questions, you either read your answers from a fukin magazine or get them from your girlfriends, sometimes your gracious enough to hint that you want to know something, ps.. your hints suck, and we dont like headgames Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Why not, you girls do the same thing. Why can't men share their feelings ? We do, you dont ask us, if you do, and we answer you, it turns into a poking and prodding session. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Everytime we want to have sex, you never want to, every time you want to cuddle, we dont want to... comprimise, fuk the shit out of us more, and we will hug you more. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? I dont know. I dont do that. I dont understand how people can watch more than a half hour of tv a day. Too fukin boring. Why don't you answer our questions ? Because they either dont make sense, or we know your going to get upset at any answer we give you. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Because we like things the way they are Why do most men hate shopping ? we dont, we just hate shopping when its all about you, women dont typicall go with guys to go get a wrench from a hardware store, hold it in their hand and as "honey, do I look okay holding this" "how about this one.. no.. it makes my wrist look fat, are you paying attention to me?" Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! - why the fuck cant you learn to flip it down? Why is this such a HUGE issue, are you THAT fucking lazy? we have to flip it up when we want to use it. you dont hear US bitching do you? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because it has a volume button that can drown you the fuck out Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Because we have the option not to, and we like it. Why do men fear commitment ? Because when we commit, you change, and 99% of the time it is for the worst Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Because we goddamn well feel like it. Why do you insist that the bed is meticulously made when no one is going to see it and your just going to mess it up getting into it later? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? We dont, we just dont make shit more complicated than it has to be How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Honest men dont bitch and complain. Why do you start dating a nice guy, then get bored with him because he isnt outlaw-ish enough for you, stomp him into the dirt, piss on him, leave him to try and figure out what in the fuck just happened, then go off to your girlfriends after the asshole piece of shit you went back to treated you like garbage all over again, and try and figure out where all the nice guys in the world went ??

:funny: :clap: some excellent points

I've seen that last point happen countless times. Hell, I dated a girl for quite some time. One day she called and cancelled a date. Couldn't get ahold of her for 2 weeks, then saw in the paper where she married her former abusive boyfriend. Ain't life grand?! :rofl:

I've seen that last point happen countless times. Hell, I dated a girl for quite some time. One day she called and cancelled a date. Couldn't get ahold of her for 2 weeks, then saw in the paper where she married her former abusive boyfriend. Ain't life grand?! :rofl: thats why I always hear guys say that they like being an asshole. That way, the girls want to be the ones that tame him down and cant get away from that guy I dunno

Why are men so competitive? Because it is to easy to be better than you. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Because they are hotter. Why do men say such stupid things ? Why do you put spaces before you punctuate a sentence? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Because you are uninteresting. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Because you act like a bitch to begin with. Why can't men share their feelings ? Why do you put spaces before you punctuate a sentence? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Why can't you shower more? How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because if we move we may run into you. Why don't you answer our questions ? Our brains don't process such raw uninteresting stupidity. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? For the same reason GOD made you. Why do most men hate shopping ? Why do you put spaces before you punctuate a sentence? Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! We hope you'll get stuck and we won't have to talk to you the rest of the day. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Why do you put spaces before you punctuate a sentence? Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Why do you put spaces before you punctuate a sentence? Why do men fear commitment ? Because being commited to you is reason to be commited. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Because we want to be seen in the presence of something clean. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? HA HA HA think.....WE KNOW How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Because your fat.

krazjon Your last point could not have been said any better! :thumbup: I have to agree with him... Women really don't want a "GOOD MAN" they want a "BAD BOY". Gives her something to keep up with. If men didn't do half the things on that list and kept a better house then you and expressed everything he felt and worked 50 hours a week you feel neglected or there has got to be something wrong with him, or hes complains to much :infrandom.

weird you mention about the working 50 hours and women feeling neglected....my husband tells me that few of the people that work with him were getting divorced cause the wifes didnt like their husbands being out of the house for that long.....I had sto slap myself over the forhead, I mean c'mon...a divorce over the husband working and bringing money home to take care of the family......

It seems as if the women have some explaining to do, not us. :infrandom

LUCY!!!!!!! you got some EXPLAINING TO DO!!!

1 Why are men so competitive? its called testosterone 2 Why do men always have to ogle at other women? its a habbit 3 Why do men say such stupid things ? no comment 4 Why are men so uncommunicative ? one word answers are perfectly fine 5 Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? see first answer 6 Why can't men share their feelings ? i do 7 Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? love to do it, not all men dont 8 How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? its called the lazy gene 9 Why don't you answer our questions ? im answering them right now 10 Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? see #8 11 Why do most men hate shopping ? it involves giving you advice on what looks better or smells better when we realy dont care how you look or smell 12 Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! you always tell us to lift it up, make up your mind!!! 13 Why do men act like they own the remote control ? we do 14 Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? we get bored 15 Why do men fear commitment ? once again i dont and others dont as well 16 Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? we like our babys to look clean 16 Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? we are in some cases 17 How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? ive done prety well finding women so i have no answer. oh wait yea i do, look at your flaws and leave us alone!! this was all said in good fun, some pples opinions will differ Matt AMEN brother :clap:

I know this is a funny joke thread but I just wanted to chime in... Why are men so competitive? For your sake. Women love winners Correct answer. Move to the head of the class. The fact is, in every sexual species, the females CHOOSE the males, not the other way around. Females choose males that have the characteristics they like. Women choose men who are competitive and as a result those competitive men get to pass on those competitive genes. So if you want to know why men are a certain way, take a look in the mirror. Men are the way they are for the same reason that male peacocks have those giant fan tails. Do you think that the male peacocks WANT those stupid tails? Uh, no. If anything, the tails are dangerous, it makes it easier for a fox or whatever to catch the bird. So why do male peacocks have tails? Because female peacocks like them that way. Over millions of years, female peacocks have selected males that had that kind of tail. In humans, for millions of years women have been selecting men that have all those characteristics you're complaining about. You made us this way. Through selective breeding, you made us what we are today. If I spent years breeding pit bulls, and then I turn around and complain about the way pit bulls act, you'd think I was pretty stupid, wouldn't you? One last thing, please don't think I'm being too hard on women. I only said this because the question was posed, ''why are MEN this way'' and this is my answer. If there's another thread about women I'll have a man-bashing answer for that thread. But by-and-large, women get to choose and that makes them mostly responsible for what they get.

LUCY!!!!!!! you got some EXPLAINING TO DO!!! It seems as if the women have some explaining to do, not us. explaining? What explainings you guys need?

My first time on the site and your already nagging me!! STF up. Im already married. I came here to get away form all of this!! :wtf:

My first time on the site and your already nagging me!! STF up. Im already married. I came here to get away form all of this!! :wtf: hi and bye :D

Why are men so competitive? \ Because it owns to be #1! Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Why not? Why do men say such stupid things ? Less Talk=Easier Why are men so uncommunicative ? Because we like to chill. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Because were never wrong. Why can't men share their feelings ? Why would we need to? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Because I just want to sleep, dammit. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Its so easy. Why don't you answer our questions ? Because you always ask. Think back, I probably answered the question years ago...you can always bring up that time I did this, why can't you bring up I did that? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Its just the ground, who cares. Why do most men hate shopping ? I dunno, is it really that big of a deal? Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Nah, I've never sat on a rim before. Sounds exciting. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because we probably bought the tv dammit! Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? The more you flip, the better chance you will leave. Why do men fear commitment ? Only one girl for the rest of my life....? :infrandom Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Don't you like how it shines? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Generally were pretty good at everything. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? If I am not perfect I don't know what is. :bounce :bounce :bounce :bounce :bounce

Why are men so competitive? it's fun :headscrat Why do men always have to ogle at other women? did u not see her? Why do men say such stupid things? ever been around a stupid chick? it's much more painful Why are men so uncommunicative? know how u start askin a bunch of questions right when we get home from work? yeah thats why Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? prob. cause we weren't wrong Why can't men share their feelings? cause we could accidentally upset you.. just let it be, when we're ready to, we might Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug)? cause then we'd be cuddling all the f'in time How can men sit on their asses all day without moving? cause we just got home from moving all f'in day at work Why don't you answer our questions? what am i doin now?? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves? i'm cleaner than most people i no, so you just got yourself a slob Why do most men hate shopping? i don't need to go out shoppin mutliple times a week when i can sit at home, not movin, and shop on the computer. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! goes both ways ladies, but i try and always put it down for you. and no, i shit standing up Why do men act like they own the remote control? cause i don't want to watch lifetime, laguna beach or the OC Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds? so many channels, so little time Why do men fear commitment? 1. 1 chick forever = scary 2. if we actually do, you'll prob. cheat on us Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? i can go watch tv n not move all day if you'd prefer that Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women? thats not true, your better at cooking and doing dishes How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? you spelled complain wrong.. wait what?

I know this is a funny joke thread but I just wanted to chime in... Correct answer. Move to the head of the class. The fact is, in every sexual species, the females CHOOSE the males, not the other way around. Females choose males that have the characteristics they like. Women choose men who are competitive and as a result those competitive men get to pass on those competitive genes. So if you want to know why men are a certain way, take a look in the mirror. Men are the way they are for the same reason that male peacocks have those giant fan tails. Do you think that the male peacocks WANT those stupid tails? Uh, no. If anything, the tails are dangerous, it makes it easier for a fox or whatever to catch the bird. So why do male peacocks have tails? Because female peacocks like them that way. Over millions of years, female peacocks have selected males that had that kind of tail. In humans, for millions of years women have been selecting men that have all those characteristics you're complaining about. You made us this way. Through selective breeding, you made us what we are today. If I spent years breeding pit bulls, and then I turn around and complain about the way pit bulls act, you'd think I was pretty stupid, wouldn't you? One last thing, please don't think I'm being too hard on women. I only said this because the question was posed, ''why are MEN this way'' and this is my answer. If there's another thread about women I'll have a man-bashing answer for that thread. But by-and-large, women get to choose and that makes them mostly responsible for what they get. all my sarcasm aside, this man's got it right

all my sarcasm aside, this man's got it right That is because he is a man.

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Hit the lottery last week! called the wife from work and very excitedly said "I hit the lottery, grab the lugage, start packin" she said just as excitedly "Thats great, what should I pack?, winter clothes?, summer clothes?, where we goin?" I said " I don giv a shit what you pack, Jus dont be home when I get there.

Why don't women need driver's liscenses? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. What did I do when the dishwasher broke? I took her out back and shot her. I know I know what you ladies are thinking. How charming am I?? :lol:

If ur dog n ur girl are both clawin at the back door cause ya accidently locked um out, which one do ya let in?? Your dog; cause once he's in he'll shut up Hey, u girls started it n I cud keep goin but luv ya anyways

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]Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? Without men being competitive, we would still be living in caves. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? I said I don't, my wife says I do....I don't know:hmmm: Why do men say such stupid things ? We say stupid things when we are uninterested, or interested...:hmmm: again. Maybe we are being druged by women to "dumb us up a li'l" Why are men so uncommunicative ? see above! Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? because we are never wrong...LOL Why can't men share their feelings ? I do. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Because "cuddle" is a form of foreplay....We don't have a medium, we have an on/off switch. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because we work or asses to death every other day to buy our women everything they want! Why don't you answer our questions ? I AM! see above and below!:cool: Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Because we don't make the messes...LOL Why do most men hate shopping ? Because it means we have to work our asses to death some more...then get bitched out when we set on our asses without moving....LOL Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! I leave it down 99.9% of the time. I remember once I left it up and I heard my wife cursing me at 2am....(*&^%^^&^&899 bastard.....I made it worse by giggling and asking if the water was cold.....never again! Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because we suggested the TV WITH the REMOTE....remember? Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Because we don't have to ask the wife to change our channels anymore...we have remotes now:rofl: Why do men fear commitment ? We dont fear commitment, we fear being committed! Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Because we like to?:hmmm: Why do women spend two hours shaving their legs and such....only to tell us "NO!" It's kinda the same thing in my book! Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? We defineately dont think that.... How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own?I am lucky there....My wife is perfect...and so she matches me well...:)

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? we're not, ur jus so far behind, it looks that way Why do men always have to ogle at other women? we dont, we ogle at all of um. Why do men say such stupid things ? it's just that u cant understand Why are men so uncommunicative ? ////what?/// where?/// who? Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? we're not actin, we are jackasses, thats why ya luv us Why can't men share their feelings ? ///what?///where?///who? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? I dont cuddle wit men. I cuddle wit women How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? It' so easy, You start by bendin ur knees n slowly move down towards the sofa. Why don't you answer our questions ? we do, but ya wont shut up for long enuf time to hear Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Now how could u possibly pick up after where u were if ur not there anymore Why do most men hate shopping ? We dont hate shopping, we just hate it with u Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! ////wouldn't u rather sit on the rim than pee drops? You should thank us! Why do men act like they own the remote control ? ///We're not acting! Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Whats the difference, you wont shut up anyway Why do men fear commitment ? Commitment is fine, its you we fear Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? any excuse to get away for an hour Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? //Since when is everything compared to women? How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own?//// you know a good women? Where?

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. Why are men so competitive? Women make us that way. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? The grass is always greener on the other side. Why do men say such stupid things? Everything we say is smart, its just that women cant think at our level. Why are men so uncommunicative? We can explain in detail everything with just grunts and pointing, communcation doesnt have to be done with sappy talking. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? When are we wrong? Why can't men share their feelings? We do, when we are intoxicated. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug)? We hug our Mothers, thats all. When it comes to lie down, its time for the horizontal hula. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving? Years of practice. Why don't you answer our questions? We do, we just do it once. Which of course women never listen the first time, and we dont like to repeat ourselves. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves? The cleaning fairies pick up after us, we learened this while growing up. Even our clothes are magically cleaned and folded, and put in the drawers overnight. Why do most men hate shopping? Shop before you go to the stores, BUY when your there. <3 the internet. I know what I want and how much it will be before i get there. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! - I never lift the seat, I would rather you sit in urine then on that rim! Why do men act like they own the remote control? - Easy, cause we do! Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds? Our one and only downfall, short attention spans. Why do men fear commitment? Because its permanent. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Its our time of peace and quite, no nagging. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women? Its not that we think we are better at everything, we are just paid more. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Remember who ate the apple first, humans damnation, can be singled out to one single event. Eve dupping us into eating the apple and banishing us from a perfect world. These are smartass comments, and by do way to I imply I actually think that way. :clap:

Why are men so competitive? How else will you know which man is best? Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Variety. :yumyum: :yumyum: Why do men say such stupid things ? To annoy women. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? We're never wrong. We just get annoyed when you pretend we are. Why can't men share their feelings? Never heard of a feeling. What's that? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? That's called sex. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because we work six days a week while you sit on yours. :lol: Why don't you answer our questions ? Is this an interrogation? Why do most men hate shopping ? We hate watching you spend our money. Every useless item purchased can be quuantified to spending x number of minutes that we have worked. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? The 42" was in my house when you moved in. The 19" sitting in the closet is what you brought with you. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? ADD Why do men fear commitment ? Commitment generally means half of what I own becomes hers. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? I keep my baby in the living room. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? We are better at everything compared to other men too. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? :infrandom

Why are men so competitive? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why do men always have to ogle at other women? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why do men say such stupid things ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why are men so uncommunicative ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why can't men share their feelings ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? BECAUSE WERE MEN How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why don't you answer our questions ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why do most men hate shopping ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! BECAUSE WERE MEN Why do men act like they own the remote control ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? BECAUSE WERE MEN Why do men fear commitment ? My Wife doesn't think so. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Wash??? Thats what the rain does. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? BECAUSE WERE MEN

Hit the lottery last week! called the wife from work and very excitedly said "I hit the lottery, grab the lugage, start packin" she said just as excitedly "Thats great, what should I pack?, winter clothes?, summer clothes?, where we goin?" I said " I don giv a shit what you pack, Jus dont be home when I get there. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why are men so competitive? Its in the jeans Why do men always have to ogle at other women? They are sexy as hell Why do men say such stupid things ? like what Why are men so uncommunicative ? The truth hurts Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Cause we were wrong Why can't men share their feelings ? i do Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? love to cuddle How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? cant do it, i have to be moving and going. Why don't you answer our questions ? What was the question again Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? I always pick up, never know when a woman is going to come by Why do most men hate shopping ? Cause you cant make up your minds Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! ITs either piss all over the seat or the seat up which do you want, but yeah it does suck to sit on the rim done it once when i was half sleep didnt know what the hell i was doing. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Its a control thing and i dont want to watch the O Channel Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? We might miss something Why do men fear commitment ? Whats that? Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Got to keep it clean Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? I dont think i am How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? I know im fucked up thats why i dont

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? Testosterone, or just want to be the best Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Primative instinct Why do men say such stupid things ? Just because you don't like what we say, doesn't mean it's stupid Why are men so uncommunicative ? I'm not, I will tell you exactly what I am thinking, or want. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Women do this as well, noone likes being wrong Why can't men share their feelings ? I do, but it's not always what a woman will want to hear Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? I love to, but not if you stink How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? I don't have that luxury, but often after working all week, I take a day Why don't you answer our questions ? I am, why don't you listen to our answers? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? I do, but some may have been taken care of all their live. Why do most men hate shopping ? I know what I want when I get there, and don't like fooling with idiots blocking the aisles Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! I do this, but if you look before you sit, this wouldn't be a problem Why do men act like they own the remote control ? I paid for it..... Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Once again, I know what I want, and I'm trying to find it asap Why do men fear commitment ? because women scare the hell out of us sometimes Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? so it's cleaner the next time I go to wash it Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? I'm not, I don't bitch as well as my wife does How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? I know I'm not perfect, don't act like I am. But why do women ask if they look fat? they know we won't answer they are, we like our heads attached. This is all in fun, don't take offense, not all women or men are bad, just gotta weed through them.

never heard that one. I like that. My father in law has a sticker that says" I miss my ex, but my aim is improving" Did I mention hes been married 4 times?:headshake

I also work 40 a week at least, go to bed at 4 am, get up at 9, watch my son, do laundry,dishes, take out garbage(which I do before I go to work, only to be greeted with a full can when I get home) clean the house, give him a bath, and myself a showercook for him and I, mow, wash my bike, my truck, and HER jeep. ALL in a week. She works, comes home, sometimes cleans, and rarely cooks, and says I don't help out. And you wonder why men women bash!

Oh, and I told her after 10 yrs of being married, I wasn't happy, was tired of arguing all the time, and wanted a divorce. Her response? "I just don't understand"

one for the ladies to get back at us men. My sister told me this n thought it was too funny so I'll giv yas one; A wife comes home from shoppin n is warin one of those mood rings from the 70's. Husband say's what the hell is that? She say's its a mood ring, you remember them, dont you? He say's oh yeah but what was it they do again? She say's they turn collor based on ur mood. When I'm happy it turns green, when I'm sad it's yellow and when I'm angry it leaves a big red mark in the middle of ur forehead!!!:laughingr

Why are men so competitive? cause if your not first your last and no one likes a loser Why do men always have to ogle at other women? women are beautiful Why do men say such stupid things ? we do? Why are men so uncommunicative ? cause we were are "ogleing" that smokin hot waitress at hooters Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? we are never wrong!!!!! therefor we arent jackasses Why can't men share their feelings ? We do in a bed or a backseat of a car or bed of a truck :) Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? we do, we just do it b4 to try to get some How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? its easy Why don't you answer our questions ? ______________ Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? cause the women gets to it first Why do most men hate shopping ? i love bike shopping Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? if we left it down wed pee on it! I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! why do women have a problem putting it down?????? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? we probably bought the tv Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? its called powerblock on spike tv and the speed channel Why do men fear commitment ? i know lots of married men Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? cause its our only escape on a rainy day when ur naggin Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? we usually are How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? all we ask for a soem ass bj's and gettinus beer from the frige why is that so difficult for you women ???!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbup:

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? Cause we like to win. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? I don't ogle, I only Google. :laughingr Why do men say such stupid things ? Only when women ask dumb questions. Why are men so uncommunicative ? What did you say? Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? We are never wrong, just different. Why can't men share their feelings ? Feelings? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Thats why we buy women teddy bears. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Its either that or ogle other women. Why don't you answer our questions ? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Cause we are too busy sitting on our asses. Why do most men hate shopping ? We don't hate, we just dispise it. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why can't you women leave the toilet seat up? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? I bought it! Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Cause we have over 200 channels. Why do men fear commitment ? We don't fear commitment, we just hate it. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Same reason why women take showers before having sex. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? we are! How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Easy, they are called hookers. :laughingr :bringiton :popcorn:

give us a break! you want us to give you a MAJOR break a week a month, but yet you can't understand what full time full throttle testosterone poisoning is like. we're victims. i'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.... you nailed my bio, i confess, but i can tolerate it IF, you can learn to sleep face down and on your knees....

:lol: :lol: :lol: the market crashed and the dejected husband came home and told his wife they were broke. she said that's nice honey. he explained, we were margined and optioned to the max and we've lost everything. she said let's go for ride. we lost our future security and all you want to do is go for a ride?? when they got downtown, she pointed out an office building and said we own that. what are you talking about? a few blocks later, she pointed out another building even larger and said that they have been getting rent from the companies there, also for years. he made her stop the car and explain. remember when we were first married and you said you'd give me $5 each time we did it? yes well i took you up on that and don't you think i've invested well? well obviously yes, but if i'd known that, i'd given you all my business.:laughingr

i told a woman today that i wanted to get into her pants she said no thanks, there's already one asshole in there

I'll answer one: Why do men fear commitment? In my case, $250K in alimony, $100K in legal bills, a house and a car. After that, I bought a couple of sportbikes and substituted adrenalin for testosterone. Now that I don't give a S%#T about the other questions, I feel soooo much better :thumbup: next time, just find a woman you hate and give her your house

My father in law has a sticker that says" I miss my ex, but my aim is improving" Did I mention hes been married 4 times?:headshake gun control means never having to say sorry i missed

wow didnt even realize half that stuff myself good ? thou

Why are men so competitive? Why do women only want the guy that won? Why do men always have to ogle at other women? The same reason women ogle men, we just don't give a shit if we get caught. Why do men say such stupid things ? There is a difference of intrest, you think they're stupid when really they're just over your head. Why are men so uncommunicative ? We were doing fine with communicating with hand gestures and grunts 'till you damn women screwed it up with actual dialouge. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Because we're not wrong you just don't understand our logic, like we don't understand what the difference between 1/10000000 of a shade of foundation. Why can't men share their feelings ? because our feelings have nothing to do with anything. Feelings are conveyed much better by body language anyway. Oh, and we do, over beer, when women aren't around. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? as staated before"cuddle to sex ratio, you want more cuddling..... How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Why is it so distressing to women to see a man resting??? Why don't you answer our questions ? How many pages is this thread now..... ask the right questions. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Because we remember exactly where we leave things. Why do most men hate shopping ? We don't we love shopping. I stop at the zook dealership to shop bout three times a week. We just don't like shopping WITH WOMEN!!! Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! agian why can't you be the one to lower it...ya'll faught fo equal rights...why do we have to cater to you....and even when I leave the seat up and come back later to duce....I've never sat on the "ring" i look before i leap. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? ummmm cause we baught the TV. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? So you can't keep up. Why do men fear commitment ? We only fear commitment when we don't want to commit. i.e. (just keeping the lower half of you around) Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? as stated previously...dirt gets cars dirty. Not water. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? We are....hunter gatherers........without us you'd have been gobbled right up princess. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? Because god created man in his own image....perfection......then he took a rib...(spare parts)......and made a chick so we had somethin to screw.....:laughingr If I sound bitter.........I swim in the estrogen ocean everyday. I'm out numbered in my own home. Wife, and two daughters. I love women. They're the best toys you can ever buy. ( Dating is a formal, socially acceptable form of prostitution. Have any of them put out without making you buy em somethin first??? Didn't think so. So that's my rebuttle question. Why do men always have to buy, provied, protect, defend, uphold, and build?

If anyone cares (which I kind of doubt) there is a great book about the neurochemical basis for emotions, including love: Looking for Spinoza, by Antonio Damasio Basically, love evolved as a way of keeping two people together long enough to wean children. When you're with someone, even when you're not having sex, your brain is releasing a whole bunch of chemicals - serotonin, oxytocin, various opiates. That's why you feel high, and why you show an irrational preference for the person you're with even if someone better comes along. It's because you're an addict. Of course, it only lasts long enough to bare and wean a kid. After that, especially in the case of women, they start to transfer the irrational, drug-induced fixation over to the kids. By irrational, I mean irrational in the sense that a woman will make her husband's life a living hell and drive him away - something which obviously isn't in her or the kid's best interest. But that's what happens, because we are all just animals. We think we are making conscious rational choices, but we're really just blindly following instinct, salivating at the sound of a bell just like Pavlov's dogs. There is a way to be happy. You have decide way ahead of time what it is you want, and then focus on it and ignore the sometimes powerful chemical push that your brain gives you. For men and women, what will make you happy in the long term is someone to share things with. Someone to care about. Somebody you can hold on cold nights. So for us guys, if you're lucky enough to have that, but then some pretty little thing bats her eyes at you, you have to recognize that it's not a rational feeling. It's just a squirt of chemicals in your brain, and it evolved over millions of years, not to make you happy, but to increase the chances of your genes propagating. And if you cheat, it probably will increase the chances of your genes surviving, but it probably wont make *you* happy. You have to realize that up front. And for women, when that feeling starts to wear off and the exact same guy doing the exact same things that you loved six months ago - but suddenly it drives you crazy - you have to keep this in mind too. It's just brain chemistry. It's good for the species as a whole but it's probably going to make you very unhappy.

:hmmm: heavy shit man. heavy.:headscrat Think this whole long runnin funny thread may hav jus come to a stop

i told a woman today that i wanted to get into her pants she said no thanks, there's already one asshole in there :laughingr :thumbup:

If anyone cares (which I kind of doubt) there is a great book about the neurochemical basis for emotions, including love: Looking for Spinoza, by Antonio Damasio Basically, love evolved as a way of keeping two people together long enough to wean children. When you're with someone, even when you're not having sex, your brain is releasing a whole bunch of chemicals - serotonin, oxytocin, various opiates. It's just a squirt of chemicals in your brain, i believe. thanks, i'll get the book i've held that when a woman has pms and is making the man want to run away, it's because since he didn't impregnate her, her body/mind is rejecting him so that a more fertile man can fill the void, so to speak. we really are mostly a bag of chemicals... and adrenaline is why we own gixxers...

Why are men so competitive? Because we are, Deal with it! Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Because we cant help thinking what it would be like with someone else, Deal with it! Why do men say such stupid things ? If you would stop asking stupid questions you would stop getting stupid answers. Why are men so uncommunicative ? Because we don't need the drama that you do. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? We are never wrong, you only think you are right. Why can't men share their feelings ? We are men, if you want a guy to share his feelings then date a gay guy! Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? We can we just don't want to. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Because football, baseball, or a race is on tv. don't bother us! Why don't you answer our questions ? I am! Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Thats what we keep you around for. Why do most men hate shopping ?Because you make it dufficult; "that didnt fit right, im not sure the color looks good on me" Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!!IS YOU BACK OR ARM BROKEN? WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. PUT IT DOWN FOR YOUR SELF FOR FUCK SAKE!!! Why do men act like they own the remote control ? because you want to watch the animal planet or some other crap. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? thats all the time we need to deside if we like whats on or not. If you don't like it go clean or better yet get me a beer. Why do men fear commitment ? Why commit to one when there are others around? Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? to get out of the house and away from you and your damn anoying questions. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? other than giving birth, We are. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own?you should be perfict and accept and "imperfections" that we may have. If you don't like it then switch to the other team or DEAL WITH IT!

So that's my rebuttle question. Why do men always have to buy, provied, protect, defend, uphold, and build? Amen to that brother. Sometimes they just don't get it. and we will never get it ether. Until we can get pregnant and sit at home and wonder what the hell we are doing here we will find ways to need more stuff and need more attention. My advice is girls don't be too eager to grow up. And guys don't be to eager to settle down. Girls are more pure and fun. Women well we know who much fun they use to be when they felt like girls inside....

i've held that when a woman has pms and is making the man want to run away, it's because since he didn't impregnate her, her body/mind is rejecting him so that a more fertile man can fill the void, so to speak. we really are mostly a bag of chemicals... well, I think PMS is mostly just feeling uncomfortable, right - I would probably get pissy too if I had to go through that. As for driving a man away if he doesn't give you kids, there might be some truth to that. But again, that would be instinct and women wouldn't even know they were doing it. A lot of the things I say, you have to understand, I'm talking about instincts. I'm not saying, "you are a bad person because you did this." I'm saying, "you had this feeling because it's an instinct and it's normal - everybody has it." I just think it's cool to try and understand it. So, maybe women do drive men away so they can get access to better genes. I don't know. I read a really cool study though, about a year ago, where they interviewed a bunch of women and found a correlation between the gender of the children and the woman's opinion of her man. The women who really liked their man were more likely to have male offspring. Now here again I will caution people not to read too much into that. The chance of having a girl (or a boy) is almost exactly 50/50. If your wife had a baby girl that doesn't mean she hates you. It's only in very large populations that we can see a very slight statistical bias. But what's interesting is that the bias is there. It really happens. Women can subconsciously choose the sex of their offspring. And here's another thing - they did a study where they looked at sperm counts in males. If you don't have sex for a while, naturally you're like "saving it up" so your sperm count goes up. But here's the cool thing - if you're separated from your mate for even a week, your sperm count goes WAY up. So it's like this, if you're living with your girlfriend but for whatever reason you don't have sex for a week, your count goes up a little, but if you don't see her for a week (like she's out of town), it goes through the roof. And all us men are doing this. It's not something we have conscious control over, but I promise you, you're doing it. The rational reason for that obviously is so that if she did cheat on you, then when she comes back you can out-compete the guy she cheated with. So if she has a kid, there's a better chance it will be your kid. I just find it really cool that we can do that and not even know that we're doing it.

:funny: They call it PMS cuz MCD (Mad Cow Disease) was taken :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr My wife told me that one.:bowdown:

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DISCLOSURE!!!!! The answers of this surver are my views and not the vews of all men in the world, a sence of humor helps with the sarcastic answers. I love and respect women, but if they ask a question I answer honestly... enjoy...:thumbup: Why are men so competitive? Because women encourege it Why do men always have to ogle at other women? eyes were given to look around, don't hate Why do men say such stupid things ? that is how we get your attention. Why are men so uncommunicative ? because we are too tired to talk after hering about your day at work. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? if you are accused of being wrong when you know you are right, you'll be bitchy too. Why can't men share their feelings ? it shows weakness, and women like strong men. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? we rather be doing something productine. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? its our way of resting after busting our arses to provide and protect. (even God rested on the 7th) Why don't you answer our questions ? I am answering the why's, is that not enough? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? wat a woman calls a mess, is a minor disorganization in a man's eye. Why do most men hate shopping ? Shopping is not the problem, but sitting for 20 minutes alone in Rave while you try on 3 outfits that you are not going to buy gets annoying. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! I put both the seat and the lid down. some men are used to the wall pissers and forget, others like hearing the shocked scream of someone sitting on the rim Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Because we do... :D Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? That was a problem until Tivo came along....:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: Why do men fear commitment ? because most women are too posessive and it makes us feel traped. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? because dirt on a car can damage the paint leading to rust. fixing rust costs $$$ that will come out of the "lets go shopping" fund. (ultimately it is to help you out) Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? because you make us think that when you ask us to do everything for you. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? I don't judge on any imperfections, I say that is what makes you unique. but if you are fat and you ask "dose this make me look fat?" expect an honest oppinion...

Thats the best:laughingr

Why are men so competitive? YOU SHOW ME A GOOD LOSER AND I'LL SHOW YOU A LOSER. Why do men always have to ogle at other women? FACT IS, ONE WOMAN IS NEVER ENOUGH. Why do men say such stupid things ? BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME, IT MAKES YOU LAUGH. Why are men so uncommunicative ? MAYBE YOU JUST AREN'T LISTENING. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? YOU WANTED MR. RIGHT, YOU JUST DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT OUR FIRST NAME IS "ALWAYS" AS IN "MR. ALWAYS RIGHT." Why can't men share their feelings ? BECAUSE A VAST MAJORITY OF THE TIME IF WE TOLD YOU WHAT WE HONESTLY FELT, WE KNOW THAT THERE WOULD BE A FIGHT COMING, OR AT LEAST TEARS. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug)? WILL IT LEAD TO A B.J AND MORE SEX.....USUALLY NOT. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? LET'S NARROW THAT DOWN A BIT, THE ONLY DAY'S THAT WE *MAY* SIT AROUND IS SATURDAY'S AND SUNDAY'S...AFTER A LONG WORK WEEK. Why don't you answer our questions ? BECAUSE A VAST MAJORITY OF THE TIME IF WE TOLD YOU WHAT WE HONESTLY FELT, WE KNOW THAT THERE WOULD BE A FIGHT COMING, OR AT LEAST TEARS. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? I THINK WE'RE MISSING THAT CHROMOSOME. Why do most men hate shopping ? ACTUALLY, I LOVE TO SHOP. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP? Why do men act like they own the remote control ? CHANCES ARE, YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR WHAT EVER THAT REMOTE CONTROL CONTROLS OR YOU BITCHED ABOUT US BUYING IT. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? BECAUSE MOST OF THE SHOWS OUT THERE PANDER TO WOMEN WITH THEIR "FEEL GOOD" THEMES AND UNREALISTIC ROMANTIC EXPECTATIONS....CLLLIIIICCCCKKK. Why do men fear commitment ? WE DON'T FEAR COMMITMENT. IF YOUR MAN WON'T COMMIT, HONEY, HE REALLY AIN'T THAT INTERESTED IN YOU. IF HE TELLS YOU THE TRUTH, HERE COME THE TEARS. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? WHY DO YOU CARE? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? NOT EVERYTHING, JUST A LOT OF THINGS. How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? MAYBE YOU DO HAVE THOSE IMPERFECTIONS.

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. Why are men so competitive? Women want the alpha male... the alpha male is brought out from competition... it's the womens fault Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Women dress up and put on makeup to attrack men... it's the womans fault Why do men say such stupid things ? Stupidity is determined by the listener, it was probably brilliant... it's the womans fault Why are men so uncommunicative ? See last question, you think we say stupid things... it's the womans fault Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Only the woman thinks were wrong... it's the womans fault Why can't men share their feelings ? Women want the alpha male, the wild man, not the wuss thats crying because his mommy didn't show him enough love... it's the womens fault Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Women want the alpha male, not a teddy bear... it's the womens fault How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? We don't want to get in trouble for acting like a jackass, or not putting something back, it's easier to stay put... it's the womans fault Why don't you answer our questions ? Because you think we say stupid things... it's the womens fault Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Because we'll put it in the wrong place and still get yelled at, It's easier not to do anything and get yelled at... its the womans fault Why do most men hate shopping ? Because you always ask us; Do these jeans make me look fat?, if we told the truth and said; No, you make those jeans look fat, we would be in trouble. Carrying all the bags sucks, and we get in trouble for oogling other women, who wants to go through that... its the womans fault Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! -- Your thinking is backwards, why can't women always put the toilet seat up when you're done?... it's the womans fault Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Women want the alpha male, and the alpha male is in control of all he sees... it's the womens fault Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? We know this annoys you, and it works to get you out of the room so you stop bothering us... it's the womens fault Why do men fear commitment ? You ask us questions about your weight, you think we say stupid things, You want to change the alpha male into a sobbing, emotional mess. And when that doesn't work you cheat on him... it's the womens fault Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Did you date your boyfriend becasue he had the nastiest vehicle in the city, No. Women want the alpha male. The alpha male has to look nice and take care of himself and all he owns... it's the womens fault Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? You talked to the alpha male who was better at everthing. If you don't like it find a nice sobbing, emotional mess that throws like a girl and liked brokeback mountain... it's the womens fault How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? You went after the alpha male who didn't like you, so it's his fault right. If he's an ass find someone else... it's the womans fault It seems to me that women are the explanation... Hope no one took offense to this... I was bored For the record... I love women :bowdown:

Originally Posted by RubbertoRoad View Post So that's my rebuttle question. Why do men always have to buy, provied, protect, defend, uphold, and build? Women have vaginas. They win. And I'm not kidding either. :lol:

Why are men so competitive? --testosterone Why do men always have to ogle at other women? --testosterone Why do men say such stupid things ? --testosterone Why are men so uncommunicative ? --testosterone Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? ---testosterone Why can't men share their feelings ?-- testosterone Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? --testosterone How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ?--- by being still Why don't you answer our questions ? --- I AM Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? --I do when its time Why do most men hate shopping ? ----because the whole fucking store is fill with shit for woman and its impossible to find good clothes when guys only have one rack of clothes and the girls have the rest of the damn store!!! Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!!-------- because we can tell if the seat is up or not:thumbup: Why do men act like they own the remote control ? --because we paid for the tv and invented it Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? i do Why do men fear commitment ? what is that? Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? yea clean polish it up Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? because of the olympics How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? thats mean

The Why's of Men -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. Why are men so competitive? its the Balls Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Its natural Why do men say such stupid things ? Because women listen Why are men so uncommunicative ? We dont like 2 argue Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? the same reason women do Why can't men share their feelings ? We only have enough for ourselves Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? we lie down and hug while inthe process of doing other things How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? We are not women Why don't you answer our questions ? Refer to question 4 Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? to easy for things to get lost Why do most men hate shopping ? Cant put it on a bike Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Makes it quicker for us to aim the next time. Why do men act like they own the remote control ? I bought the TV Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? TV doesnt have PIP Why do men fear commitment ? We get screwed evey time Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? We keep some things clean Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Because Eve screwed up first How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? We are stuck with ourselves but not with the omen.

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: First of all, the truth is that chicks don't like guys any other way. I used to be one hell of a good guy but after being accused of being boring, overly nice, unassertive and an all around pussy, I have become the standard prick that I am today. If you want a girl, become a lesbian. Just my thoughts. Why are men so competitive? Three words....Alpha Male Status Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Be happy, atleast we don't walk over and start hitting on them like we would really like to. Why do men say such stupid things ? We only say them around you, case in point. Why are men so uncommunicative ? Because when we talk we say something stupid. Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Because we are really write and it's hard to try to play it off like you're wrong. Why can't men share their feelings ? Like I said, if you want a chick get one. Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? Extremely anti-productive. How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? I only sit on my ass all day when I'm riding. Why don't you answer our questions ? Ask me about something I care about. Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? We've got better stuff to do. Why do most men hate shopping ? If you want me to shop, take me to the Suzuki dealership. Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why put it down when I'll just have to pick it back up.:headshake Why do men act like they own the remote control ? The TV is my domain. Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Hell, I only get one so not an issue. Why do men fear commitment ? It's not fear....it's loathing. Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? You don't like a dirty house..we don't like dirty cars. Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? Not everything, I can think of a few things that you can do that I woudn't try. :funny: How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? We think about our own.....we just don't care.

11 Why do most men hate shopping ? Because you all look at the same shit 2989 times, and even when you do ask us for our opinion, it doesnt have any factor in your desicion. And plus we dont give a shit what you wear Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do women NEVER wash their cars?? And depend on us to do it?

this is just how we are and what we do:arsenal

that right this is what make us men, boys might do some off those things but men are all those haha this is whats called from boys to men that why we have the penis, that why we cant give birth, that why the mother usually take care of the kids etc etc it all falls into the natural way of life

Alright this is ya'lls chance to "explain" yourselfs....this should be interesting. :lol: Why are men so competitive? Why do men always have to ogle at other women? Why do men say such stupid things ? Why are men so uncommunicative ? Why do men have to act like such jackasses when they are wrong? Why can't men share their feelings ? Why can't men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug) ? How can men sit on their asses all day without moving ? Why don't you answer our questions ? Why won't men ever pick up after themselves ? Why do most men hate shopping ? Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down ? I mean seriously have they ever sat on the rim? It Fucking sucks!!! Why do men act like they own the remote control ? Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds ? Why do men fear commitment ? Why do men wash their vehicles when they know damn well it is gonna rain? Why do men think they are better at everything compared to a women ? How can men possibly find a good women if all they do is bitch and complian about our imperfections without taking into consideration their own? ill answer the ones i can.... 1. testosterone, can't help it 2. let me answer that with a question, why do girls ogle at other men? just about every girl i know have the same saying "there is nothing wrong with window shopping, its when you go in the store and get out the credit card that you get in trouble." so its ok for girls to do it and not guys? 3. dont know 4. dont know 5. cuz we dont like being wrong, it hurts the ego and that throws off the id, ego, superego balance 6. makes us appear weak and we want to be strong 7. some will, why some dont idk 8. lazy, we are workers by nature 9. your questions lead to traps that get us into trouble, the fewest answers we give the "safer" we are 10. dont know 11. we dont hate shopping, we hate shopping for girl stuff. we have clothes that cover our back... good enough. i dont know many guys who wouldnt mind spending a few hours at a bike dealer lookin at the new stuff or looking through parts catalogs. i know i do it all the time. 12. why cant women put the seat up when they are done? have they ever run in to the bathroom during a timeout during a football game and had to put up the seat? that takes precious GAME TIME. 13. dont know 14. we might be missing something on another channel 15. dont know 16. makes us feel good, my car, my bike, and i are all happy when they are clean 17. dont know WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS NEED ANSWERS TO THESE KIND OF QUESTIONS? some things in life dont have answers, thats just the way it is.