Princeslea79 01-24-2005, 12:50 PM A successful gynecologist decides to fulfill his life's dream: give up medical practice and become a motorcycle mechanic.
So he gets out of the medical business and enrolls at a mechanic's seminar with Suzuki.
After many weeks of training comes the final examination, taking apart and then re-assembling a randomly chosen Suzuki :) engine.
He grabs his tools and sets to work, but soon he gets worried: while he is still working on the valve-covers, everybody else is already busy with removing the cylinder heads.
He falls more and more behind, and as he is just starting to put it all back together, everybody else is already finished.
He manages to put the engine back together, barely in time before the exam ends.
Because it took him so much longer than everybody else, he goes straight to the teacher to ask how he performed.
"Well," the teacher says, "out of one hundred possible points you scored 150." "But how is that possible?" the ex-gynecologist asks.
"Well, it breaks down to this: You get fifty points for correctly taking the engine apart. And you get another fifty points for putting it back together perfectly." "And what did I get those additional fifty points for?"
"For doing it all through the exhaust."
r_meintel 01-24-2005, 05:15 PM :clap: :laughingr :funny:
BallHawk3 01-24-2005, 08:54 PM :lol:
GSXRHeart 02-15-2005, 08:06 PM :laughingr :funny: :clap:
Reyd1 02-16-2005, 03:55 AM :D:rofl:
miranda 02-23-2005, 01:23 PM :clap: :clap: :funny: :laughingr
gsxrboy_520 02-23-2005, 02:48 PM :laughingr :laughingr
gixerfast 02-24-2005, 05:13 PM :lol: :rofl: :funny:
rettilajoie 04-29-2005, 02:24 PM :laughingr :rofl: :cool: pretty funny
robertedwingsxr 06-28-2005, 10:39 AM now that is funny...........
skibum91 06-28-2005, 12:41 PM :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
dannygsxr1000 07-01-2005, 07:13 AM that was funny!!!! :funny:
LittleFoot 07-21-2005, 06:23 AM :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: funny
dusteefartz 07-28-2005, 09:06 AM that's funny right there!! :funny: :clap:
GIXXPASSION 07-28-2005, 01:01 PM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr
Lyte- 07-28-2005, 02:21 PM Hahaha now that was funny
bartoner 07-28-2005, 03:28 PM :headscrat .....dont get it??
HAHA...just messin with you... :laughingr
Lyte- 07-28-2005, 04:33 PM hahahaha you wouldn't!
jeremyh 08-26-2005, 06:40 AM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :funny: :funny: :funny:
idontaskformuch 05-30-2006, 10:58 AM :lol:
chrome600 05-30-2006, 09:47 PM Def a good laugh :bounce
saefirebird 05-31-2006, 12:07 AM :rofl:
egsxr600 05-31-2006, 10:57 AM :headshake :laughingr :laughingr :rofl: :lol:
yellow&black04 06-09-2006, 09:25 PM i think i've heard that before but it definately never gets old
shelbyclay 11-22-2006, 06:57 PM :laughingr :rofl:
VERY funny
MGATMAN 11-23-2006, 05:16 AM That was too funny.....:lol: :lol: :clap:
FutureToxPhD 12-03-2006, 08:20 AM haha nice
ridin'dirty05gsxr600 12-03-2006, 03:54 PM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr
kingbrando1 12-25-2006, 06:27 AM ha! not bad... not bad
marcadamski22 12-25-2006, 08:02 AM haha
notgonnadrive55 01-09-2007, 08:18 AM :bowdown: :clap: :laughingr
haus en heimer 01-09-2007, 01:00 PM haha :rofl:
chumlysgrl 01-11-2007, 07:17 AM haha good one:clap:
612gixxer 01-11-2007, 08:54 AM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr
gsxr_dude 01-13-2007, 03:57 PM :lol: :laughingr
ducatigsxr 01-14-2007, 05:35 PM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr
ThunderChicken 01-31-2007, 07:26 PM NICEEEEEE....:lol: :lol:
goddsmack 02-05-2007, 10:56 AM Okay I'm gonna step out on a limb here, but I don't get it. :headscrat
Is that because he's a cooche doctor so he can do everything from one opening?
Yeah okay throw tomatoes at me.
GsxrStar 02-05-2007, 01:20 PM i think that what joke meant lol
gixxerfool 02-05-2007, 04:38 PM Okay I'm gonna step out on a limb here, but I don't get it. :headscrat
Is that because he's a cooche doctor so he can do everything from one opening?
Yeah okay throw tomatoes at me.
When I heard it it was a proctologist. Dont wanna bust chops or anything just sayin...
2007gsxr750 02-05-2007, 09:55 PM :thumbup: :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :funny:
gibson23 06-29-2007, 05:48 AM :thumbup:
nice
Grip72 06-29-2007, 05:56 AM i love it hahaha
Grub_83 07-01-2007, 08:29 PM HAHAHAH :rofl: ROFLMAO
SteveMcqueen 07-01-2007, 09:35 PM :clap: :lol: :funny: :)
heavydudi 07-02-2007, 12:19 AM I'VE HEARD THAT JOKE A WHILE BACK, AND COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT. BUT YES THAT IS FUNNY!:lol:
gsxr620 07-02-2007, 09:16 AM :thumbup:
nice
yes you are, i mean the joke. the joke was nice. you are too, i mean...:lol:
gibson23 07-03-2007, 08:44 AM :lol: Thanx.
yes you are, i mean the joke. the joke was nice. you are too, i mean...:lol:
PILOT0987 07-03-2007, 08:47 AM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :thumbup:
streetsports 07-06-2007, 08:39 PM :rofl: :laughingr :clap:
ldstang50 07-09-2007, 10:54 AM :clap: :clap: :lol:
fernando 07-09-2007, 11:18 AM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr
tankertuff 07-09-2007, 03:05 PM :lol: :laughingr :clap:
RedRacer07 07-24-2007, 11:55 AM :clap: :clap: :funny: :laughingr
+1, let's go survival of the fittest/smartest...
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