nothing hotter then...

a woman on a bike :thumbup: can I hang out here even though I'm a guy?? :bounce

I dicussed this with my buddies last night. If a fat chick wears F@ck me boots, they cease to be called f@ck me boots. HOWEVER if a fat chick rides a bike it is an instant +2 on the hot scale. Therefore if she is a 6 she's instantly transported to the relm of 8.

wow.. the minds of men :headscrat

lol

I don't know what puzzles me more....that there's a math equation for this, or that y'all stand around DISCUSSING IT!!!! :D

I don't know what puzzles me more....that there's a math equation for this, or that y'all stand around DISCUSSING IT!!!! :D :laughingr :laughingr

I dicussed this with my buddies last night. If a fat chick wears F@ck me boots, they cease to be called f@ck me boots. HOWEVER if a fat chick rides a bike it is an instant +2 on the hot scale. Therefore if she is a 6 she's instantly transported to the relm of 8. wow thats great `lmao hahahaha

wow thats great `lmao hahahaha Dude hows your foot? Peace&Love

6 to an 8? Being a bit generous.

i think its +2 if she is on a Suzuki. -1 on Honda, and even on a Kawi. All others +1

nothing hotter then............... ME DUHHHH!!! :thumbup:

I dicussed this with my buddies last night. If a fat chick wears F@ck me boots, they cease to be called f@ck me boots. HOWEVER if a fat chick rides a bike it is an instant +2 on the hot scale. Therefore if she is a 6 she's instantly transported to the relm of 8. So are you saying that a bike approximately equals one six pack?

wow.. the minds of men :headscrat Now dont be starting this shit, you know if you see some nerdy fuk with them cokebottle glasses working in his all plad shirt and pants high enuf to choke himself you wouldnt look twice, but that same nerd in a construction site with tight jeans and without a shirt letting his sweaty 6-pack show you'd be at the window, you have your fantasys, we'll have ours. So we like a chick on a bike, a bigger chick gets +points when they at least share the same love as us, unless shes got a faster bike :2hard joking. At least it shows she has more than one working braincell if she can learn how to ride, I mean really, how many blonds you see toolin around a gsxr ?? The environment helps aaight !!

So are you saying that a bike approximately equals one six pack? now thats funny :laughingr :funny: :funny: :clap:

a woman on a bike :thumbup: can I hang out here even though I'm a guy?? :bounce Apparently so, this forum has become a sausage factory lately.

would it help if I said I wore a pink shirt to work today....... or how about if I said I'm only on this site when my girlfriend is beside me..... will that help the odds :hmmm:

would it help if I said I wore a pink shirt to work today....... No, but you might try that in this forum: http://www.katriders.com

:laughingr :laughingr

i think its +2 if she is on a Suzuki. :laughingr :werd:

Now dont be starting this shit, you know if you see some nerdy fuk with them cokebottle glasses working in his all plad shirt and pants high enuf to choke himself you wouldnt look twice, but that same nerd in a construction site with tight jeans and without a shirt letting his sweaty 6-pack show you'd be at the window, you have your fantasys, we'll have ours. So we like a chick on a bike, a bigger chick gets +points when they at least share the same love as us, unless shes got a faster bike :2hard joking. At least it shows she has more than one working braincell if she can learn how to ride, I mean really, how many blonds you see toolin around a gsxr ?? The environment helps aaight !! DAMN !! Ease up clutch ! Ok now killer..First off the nerdy fuck with the coke bottle glasses would still be wearing them at the construction site ... And if he had tight as pants on, Id bank he's there to pick up men .... So not really my type .... Now put him on a GSXR he's still a nerdy fuck , but on a hot bike ! ...... As for the blonde tooling around on a GSXR...... I see one every time I look into my mirrors ! :D Unless I died my hair

:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: at this thread

Is this hot enough for you?? http://www.paradoxx-und-dekadent.im-restaurant-am-ende-des-universums.net/albums/userpics/10002/FATonBIKE_paradoxXx.jpg[/QUOTE]

wow thats great `lmao hahahaha I'm here to entertain you guys, and if they can look past my callous chauvinistic behavior some ladies to.

So are you saying that a bike approximately equals one six pack? Well the amount of beer the bike will equate to is in direct proportion to the girl's original rating on the Sean scale of hotness. Let me explain.......if a chick by default is a 6 then as I have discussed she is transformed into an 8 via the chariot of glory. Now in this instant the bike will probably equal a six pack. HOWEVER....if the chick is a low 1, like a wildabeast, the bike will boast her into the 3s. However in this case the bike would equal one bottle of Everclear. Do you follow???

Is this hot enough for you?? http://www.paradoxx-und-dekadent.im-restaurant-am-ende-des-universums.net/albums/userpics/10002/FATonBIKE_paradoxXx.jpg[/QUOTE] Please see above post this qualifies as 1 to a 3. HOWEVER the amount of alcohol can also be in proportion to, not only her base score, but in the case of the stock pig here. We have a women with no redeeming qualities and just plain sucks at life all around. So while still +2 due to the bike, the amount of alcohol synonymous with the bike in this case must be increased. I would say from a bottle of Everclear to a desert eagle .50cal slug in my chest.

Now dont be starting this shit, you know if you see some nerdy fuk with them cokebottle glasses working in his all plad shirt and pants high enuf to choke himself you wouldnt look twice, but that same nerd in a construction site with tight jeans and without a shirt letting his sweaty 6-pack show you'd be at the window, you have your fantasys, we'll have ours. So we like a chick on a bike, a bigger chick gets +points when they at least share the same love as us, unless shes got a faster bike :2hard joking. At least it shows she has more than one working braincell if she can learn how to ride, I mean really, how many blonds you see toolin around a gsxr ?? The environment helps aaight !! DAMN dude we need to a little nice to the ladies here. While I may be a vile foul creature but at least have some appealing qualities. To wit my level of awsomeness which really isnt a level more like a plain or state of being.

my stomac aches after seeing that picture :eek:

DAMN !! Ease up clutch ! Ok now killer..First off the nerdy fuck with the coke bottle glasses would still be wearing them at the construction site ... And if he had tight as pants on, Id bank he's there to pick up men .... So not really my type .... Now put him on a GSXR he's still a nerdy fuck , but on a hot bike ! ...... As for the blonde tooling around on a GSXR...... I see one every time I look into my mirrors ! :D Unless I died my hair Im only playin doll. We all have our pleasures. The opposite sex on a gsxr gets kudos, well, to get them from me they have to know how to RIDE it, not just sit on it. But ya get what I mean :thumbup:

Im only playin doll. We all have our pleasures. The opposite sex on a gsxr gets kudos, well, to get them from me they have to know how to RIDE it, not just sit on it. But ya get what I mean :thumbup: Oh I got ya ! Just had to throw some back at ya !!! .... and I CAN RIDE .... ;)

wow this went from such a nice funny thread to such a battle

this thread went well

wow this went from such a nice funny thread to such a battle no battle.. I find it quite funny !! :D

Please see above post this qualifies as 1 to a 3. HOWEVER the amount of alcohol can also be in proportion to, not only her base score, but in the case of the stock pig here. We have a women with no redeeming qualities and just plain sucks at life all around. So while still +2 due to the bike, the amount of alcohol synonymous with the bike in this case must be increased. I would say from a bottle of Everclear to a desert eagle .50cal slug in my chest.[/QUOTE] holly shit bro.. i could not stop laughing!! the whole formula thing is dead on... the everclear and slug in the chest thing.. ahahaha.. now thats just comedy..