farewell gift for girlfriend...

Long story short, I am seeing this girl who has a boyfriend and have been for about 6 months. I am on an internship and am leaving to go back to school on Tuesday (6 hours away) so this is kind of a goodbye. I know that I mean something to her and she means something to me so I'd like to get her something to remember me by. I want something that she'll use often and when she does, she'll think of me. I cant think of anything that fits the bill! She's a personal trainer and loves to shop for clothes/home decor. Yea help me out ladies.

she has a boyfriend?

A bottle of morals, perhaps :hmmm:

touché

Get her very expensive Victoria secret underwear, of course her favorite color. Oh i almost forgot the most important part. Put a bunch of crabs in the front part of the underwear and wrap the box neatly. Don't forget to sign the gift with i love you.

Get her very expensive Victoria secret underwear, of course her favorite color. Oh i almost forgot the most important part. Put a bunch of crabs in the front part of the underwear and wrap the box neatly. Don't forget to sign the gift with i love you. :rofl: :laughingr

Get her the rabbit :thumbup: She'll never forget you. Its doesn't bother you that you probably kissed her after she sucked off her BF? I'm not hating but if you have feelings for her just knowing another guy(bf or not) is goin balls deep in my bitch all the time, well I couldn't deal with that. Just my .02. One thing to just slam the chick but get involved with feelings and shit.........he's probably balls deep in her right now :laughingr

Soooooooo let me ask you? How does his dick taste? Can you say cummmy..lmao!! :yumyum:

dont give her shit!! Only two reasons why she wants to hang out with you. 1. Money 2. Sex If you really ment something to her she would have dumped her boyfriend. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. Dont set yourself up for heart break. Good Luck :thumbup:

Heart break is not fun, i just broke up with my S#$% W#$#$ F$#%#% B$#%#% of 4 years ago. Only thing left to do now is sleep with her sister.

Get her the rabbit :thumbup: She'll never forget you. Its doesn't bother you that you probably kissed her after she sucked off her BF? I'm not hating but if you have feelings for her just knowing another guy(bf or not) is goin balls deep in my bitch all the time, well I couldn't deal with that. Just my .02. One thing to just slam the chick but get involved with feelings and shit.........he's probably balls deep in her right now :laughingr :funny: :laughingr :clap: :laughingr :infrandom :funny:

Hive her the clap and a pearl necklace....im pretty sure she will never forget you...hahahah

Damn u guys r pretty harsh, U mean 2 tell me that none of u have ever fooled around with a girl who had a bf :cool:

It was mostly for fun at first and then of course feelings got involved but I'm moving 6 hours away and we both knew that so what can you expect...I just want to give her something nice to remember me by. I was thinkin dildo but then her bf would use it on her and that'd have the opposite effect I want.

Damn u guys r pretty harsh, U mean 2 tell me that none of u have ever fooled around with a girl who had a bf :cool: As said b4 I am not hating on the player :cool: . I just said that me personally couldn't see/date/get emotionally attached to, which he clearly conotated in his post, to a girl that has a BF. The whole penis in her mouth b4 kissing me would just be on my mind. It should have been a 1 maybe few time thing to avoid this very issue. Unless of course you like tasting other dudes cumshot. :D Which I dont think you do so ............yah. Like SG said if he was really something to her then she would have wanted to be with him regardless if he goes away. But obviously it was just sex to her. I still say get her the rabbit cuz thats what the relationship was based on. Orgasms :thumbup:

It was mostly for fun at first and then of course feelings got involved but I'm moving 6 hours away and we both knew that so what can you expect...I just want to give her something nice to remember me by. I was thinkin dildo but then her bf would use it on her and that'd have the opposite effect I want. Are you 12 years old ? She was @$#%#$% some other guy. Where the hell is your brain ?

Damn u guys r pretty harsh, U mean 2 tell me that none of u have ever fooled around with a girl who had a bf :cool: Did you get the chick flowers when you where done ? I think not :lol:

Did you get the chick flowers when you where done ? I think not :lol: No he wiped the crusties from his lips :laughingr

Get her the rabbit :thumbup: She'll never forget you. Its doesn't bother you that you probably kissed her after she sucked off her BF? I'm not hating but if you have feelings for her just knowing another guy(bf or not) is goin balls deep in my bitch all the time, well I couldn't deal with that. Just my .02. One thing to just slam the chick but get involved with feelings and shit.........he's probably balls deep in her right now :laughingr Exactly

Did you get the chick flowers when you where done ? I think not :lol: NO no i never give flowers. I give her what she gives me (a nut). But we all play the fool at least once :cool: :pimp:

NO no i never give flowers. I give her what she gives me (a nut). But we all play the fool at least once :cool: :pimp: o i've played it more then just once :laughingr but seriously man its a get in get off get out kinda scenario to get emotionally involved is like putting ur nuts on the chopping block..............just something you don't do

I have to side with Suzuki Girl and Chrome 600. She's using you maybe others as well. It's taken quite a bit of self restraint not to say something immature. All you owe her is a thank you. What will she give YOU as a going away gift? Exactly, it was just a fling that lasted too long, probably because of convenience. All good things come to an end.

I have to side with Suzuki Girl and Chrome 600. She's using you maybe others as well. It's taken quite a bit of self restraint not to say something immature. All you owe her is a thank you. What will she give YOU as a going away gift? Exactly, it was just a fling that lasted too long, probably because of convenience. All good things come to an end. +1 GET IT AND GET OUT....

Obviously the best gift you can give her are pics of the two of you f'ing, and mail them to her B/F. :thumbup: Then post the pics here.

pop 1 n her contacts n call it a day :thumbup:

give her one of your t-shirts...chicks love that...

give her one of your t-shirts...chicks love that... nah you know what they really love, shit stained tightie whitie's, god damn i've given a couple of those out and the next day i find them on my car, it just shocks me that they think they're not worthy enough to have something like that

A pair of safety glasses and a face mask sounds fair :laughingr

It was mostly for fun at first and then of course feelings got involved but I'm moving 6 hours away and we both knew that so what can you expect...I just want to give her something nice to remember me by. I was thinkin dildo but then her bf would use it on her and that'd have the opposite effect I want. :eek: :wtf: :headscrat I think that just about says it all

Give her a drink ..........Let her drink your kids. Something from you she can keep :yumyum:

lol..wow....a gift to a whore....I cant believe this I apologize, but I've been raised in a different way so I see that kind of behaviour as very promiscuous

A nice card with a handwritten bill for all the condoms you (better have) used with her.

Get her the rabbit :thumbup: She'll never forget you. Its doesn't bother you that you probably kissed her after she sucked off her BF? I'm not hating but if you have feelings for her just knowing another guy(bf or not) is goin balls deep in my bitch all the time, well I couldn't deal with that. Just my .02. One thing to just slam the chick but get involved with feelings and shit.........he's probably balls deep in her right now :laughingr :clap: but what if she isn't banging her boyfriend.maybe she is not sexually attracted to him anymore but is emotionally attached to him. maybe thats why shes doing this guy on the side.

:clap: but what if she isn't banging her boyfriend.maybe she is not sexually attracted to him anymore but is emotionally attached to him. maybe thats why shes doing this guy on the side. nah she's deff fuckin both of them

If it is a female.......she is taking it all. They have no control, glue that eye shut. :yumyum: :yumyum: :yumyum:

If it is a female.......she is taking it all. They have no control, glue that eye shut. :yumyum: :yumyum: :yumyum: And put a napkin over it to and she'll have a glued on eyepatch :laughingr

If it is a female.......she is taking it all. They have no control, glue that eye shut. :yumyum: :yumyum: :yumyum: scuse me....girls have no control???? My life experience has tought me the oposite

:clap: but what if she isn't banging her boyfriend.maybe she is not sexually attracted to him anymore but is emotionally attached to him. maybe thats why shes doing this guy on the side. I think she just wanted some extra dick and he got attached. I call a sexless relationship a freindship :thumbup: .......no more. A very strong friendship maybe but if its sexless its not a relationship.......just my .02 ;)

You can get her pregnant, she will never forget you and u will never forget her!!!!!If you cant nutt in her, nutt on her!!!!!!!!!! :laughingr LOL

Siihp!!!

Heart break is not fun, i just broke up with my S#$% W#$#$ F$#%#% B$#%#% of 4 years ago. Only thing left to do now is sleep with her sister. Dude I am in the same boat! 4 years down the shitter:rant:

send her boyfriend a nice little card in the mail. and if you have a picture of you doing her insert it in the card. now she would never forget you for that! :thumbup:

So did you end up getting her a going away gift? or did you just end up telling her thanks for the f$%k PEACE!!

here ya go dude :laughingr guaranteed she wont forget you :laughingr http://www.adameve.com/p-7805-clone-a-willy-kit.aspx?ac=2230**

This explains exactly what to do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCyk-2MGlLo

here ya go dude :laughingr guaranteed she wont forget you :laughingr http://www.adameve.com/p-7805-clone-a-willy-kit.aspx?ac=2230** well did she like the kit :laughingr

Long story short, I am seeing this girl who has a boyfriend and have been for about 6 months. I am on an internship and am leaving to go back to school on Tuesday (6 hours away) so this is kind of a goodbye. I know that I mean something to her and she means something to me so I'd like to get her something to remember me by. I want something that she'll use often and when she does, she'll think of me. I cant think of anything that fits the bill! She's a personal trainer and loves to shop for clothes/home decor. Yea help me out ladies. Give her an STD. Guarentee she will think of you.

but if you give her a std then that means you have a std.......I think you got to put a little mor thought into it lol

Get her the rabbit :thumbup: She'll never forget you. Its doesn't bother you that you probably kissed her after she sucked off her BF? I'm not hating but if you have feelings for her just knowing another guy(bf or not) is goin balls deep in my bitch all the time, well I couldn't deal with that. Just my .02. One thing to just slam the chick but get involved with feelings and shit.........he's probably balls deep in her right now :laughingr He said balls deep :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

get her a bible, so every time she opens it, she can remember the eternal damnation that you helped her to achieve (just kidding, I'm agnostic), and get her some sexy neglige that she can show off to her boyfriend! wow... and get yourself some therapy because you obviously don't think very highly of yourself, and that brother is a shame. We are all special and wonderful in our own little way, and you don't have to settle for another mans leftovers dude, there is a woman out there that will want you and nothing but 100% you! find her!

:clap: but what if she isn't banging her boyfriend.maybe she is not sexually attracted to him anymore but is emotionally attached to him. maybe thats why shes doing this guy on the side. maybe after her sex change [ahem] her vagina isn't sensitive, so she needs a lot more intercourse than most women to achieve orgasms? :yumyum:

lol..wow....a gift to a whore....I cant believe this I apologize, but I've been raised in a different way so I see that kind of behaviour as very promiscuous you are one of a kind princess

you are one of a kind princess or a good liar:cool:

or a good liar:cool: (shhh...don't fuck up my game...)

I say ya give her a dildo with some icy hot laced into it. When She uses it or her BF uses it on her SHE'LL NEVER FOR GET YA.

I say ya give her a dildo with some icy hot laced into it. When She uses it or her BF uses it on her SHE'LL NEVER FOR GET YA. ok, last post...get her a great big: A

Make her and her b/f some brownies. Did I mention jerkoff in the batter mix?

get her a puppy. a pit bull with aids but first teach it to attack human testicles

here're some cuties

This explains exactly what to do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCyk-2MGlLo pretty funny, dude was workin that mail box

here ya go dude :laughingr guaranteed she wont forget you :laughingr http://www.adameve.com/p-7805-clone-a-willy-kit.aspx?ac=2230** sorry everyone ...but this is still the best :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

Get her the rabbit :thumbup: She'll never forget you. Its doesn't bother you that you probably kissed her after she sucked off her BF? I'm not hating but if you have feelings for her just knowing another guy(bf or not) is goin balls deep in my bitch all the time, well I couldn't deal with that. Just my .02. One thing to just slam the chick but get involved with feelings and shit.........he's probably balls deep in her right now :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr LMFAO He had to know that shiit was coming

send her boyfriend a nice little card in the mail. and if you have a picture of you doing her insert it in the card. now she would never forget you for that! :thumbup: +1:thumbup:

Give her a baby....she'll never forget you:thumbup:

Give her a sex video of both of you and give it her and her boyfriend. :pimp: Also a box of toothpicks would be nice.

spike that bitches drink with some exctasy homie and give her the best fucking of her life and sex willl never be the same for that bitch again unless she's gone offf the thizzzlessss thats a fucken gift dude best sex of ur life:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

Heart break is not fun, i just broke up with my S#$% W#$#$ F$#%#% B$#%#% of 4 years ago. Only thing left to do now is sleep with her sister. i just got out of a 4 year relationship with this lying sack of shit too... but damn i wish she had a sister...lol

Heart break is not fun, i just broke up with my S#$% W#$#$ F$#%#% B$#%#% of 4 years ago. Only thing left to do now is sleep with her sister. haha thats the spirit

yeah man you need to grow some morals. MAn the fuck up

Game On:cool:

i just got out of a 4 year relationship with this lying sack of shit too... but damn i wish she had a sister...lol Why is it that old fuckin' posts always seem to be dragged back up by those with a post count of less than 10? Wanna sell somethin' in the classified section?

Why is it that old fuckin' posts always seem to be dragged back up by those with a post count of less than 10? Wanna sell somethin' in the classified section? the worst ones are the ones that trench shit outta the 'fallen' section. :headshake

http://www.ohmibod.com/ its for ipods and she'll love it!

I am seeing this girl who has a boyfriend and have been for about 6 months. Whoa.

Perfect present. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

a good fuckin thats all I can tell ya

Since ur going 6 hours away, how about telling him? Not only does she get busted for the ho she is, ur gonna be long away, so who cares? Obviously if she has a b/f and is seeing you, she is seeing other guys too. Dont get hooked on a woman, they are all evil. Abide by the triple F (find em, fuck em, flee em) and ur life will be alot easier.

Damn u guys r pretty harsh, U mean 2 tell me that none of u have ever fooled around with a girl who had a bf :cool: NO I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY BECAUSE I KNOW HOW I AM I WOULD LITERALLY KILL HER AND HIM FOR DOING THAT TO ME AND THINKING THAT MUCH ABOUT MY HEART...THAT IS WHY I'VE NEVER DONE IT TO ANYONE ELSE...... I RESPECT THE RELATIONSHIP TO MUCH......NOT KNOCKING ON YOU BRO JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER IU DO

GET HER A DILDO :thumbup: :laughingr

:funny: :funny:

fuck her for the last time and strap a fuckin chastity belt on her and throw away the key. now she'll never forget you

haha it has come to my attention that all Bike Riders are perverts. LOL haha I dunno, this guy is jokes. Gettin attached to a girl that has another bf? Sounds like she knows the deal and that this is temporary... I would NEVER cheat, cause that is just not me. Thats so shady, but I gotta admit tho, if you own a gixxer and cant hook it up with someone that is eithor married or got a bf already then you are doin somthin wrong, cause its not that hard with a bike lol. It doesnt even have to be fast. Girls dont know the difference ;) LOL

wow old post, im pretty sure the guy moved already people.. i would love to hear what he got her tho..

What did you guys do together. Get her something subtle related to something you both shared.

No he wiped the crusties from his lips :laughingr :funny: :funny: :lol: :laughingr :clap:

lol