girls does size matter

its only fair. the boys/girls get to choose from tits or ass. do you like it long or wide or short or any combo:laughingr

yes it does matter :D :D

at least someone was honest...

Scrambled eggs? Coming right up!! :laughingr :rofl:

yes it does matter :D :D :thumbup: it only matters if your trying to get some hahaha

figures these two are all over this thread.......hahahaha I have a question tho.... Ladies, if given the choice to ony keep one of the following...what would be your choice? The Tongue or The Penis

figures these two are all over this thread.......hahahaha I have a question tho.... Ladies, if given the choice to ony keep one of the following...what would be your choice? The Tongue or The Penis penisssssssssss tongue can always show him how to use it :bounce :bounce :p

penisssssssssss tongue can always show him how to use it :bounce :bounce :p im not gonna comment on this one...

im not gonna comment on this one... yes cause u have both :D :D ;)

my question: whats better, long n average or average w/ girth? :D

I got a can of tuna.....all girth about 1 inch long:thumbup: . But it'll tear ya a new one ladies;)

figures these two are all over this thread.......hahahaha I have a question tho.... Ladies, if given the choice to ony keep one of the following...what would be your choice? The Tongue or The Penis depends which one he is more skilled with

my question: whats better, long n average or average w/ girth? :D long and average... btw i think i will move this to the ladys lounge

My question is, since when did a woman's pleasure become our concern?:lol:

most of the gurlz says, SIZE don't matter just need to know how to use it.:headscrat

most of the gurlz says, SIZE don't matter just need to know how to use it.:headscrat That's what they tell the guys that lack size.

That's what they tell the guys that lack size. :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr -

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That's what they tell the guys that lack size. :rofl: :rofl: :laughingr :laughingr :lol: :lol:

That's what they tell the guys that lack size. listen to him, he speaks from experience :lol: :laughingr

Size matters if its too small. I dated a guy with a small penis once. Had I have known it from the beginning, I'd have never gotten involved with him in the 1st place. We were getting all hot & heavy for the 1st time and I swear I thought maybe something was wrong with what I was doing, 'cause at first I thought he wasn't aroused. Turns out he WAS fully aroused, and all I kept thinking was "You've got to be fcuking kidding me." There was no way I could have sex with that. I gave him a sympathy BJ to save him the embarrassment, and that was even so sad I nearly cried. Then I dumped him.

Size matters if its too small. I dated a guy with a small penis once. Had I have known it from the beginning, I'd have never gotten involved with him in the 1st place. We were getting all hot & heavy for the 1st time and I swear I thought maybe something was wrong with what I was doing, 'cause at first I thought he wasn't aroused. Turns out he WAS fully aroused, and all I kept thinking was "You've got to be fcuking kidding me." There was no way I could have sex with that. I gave him a sympathy BJ to save him the embarrassment, and that was even so sad I nearly cried. Then I dumped him. wow, maybe he was of normal size but with you its like throwin a hot-dog down a hallway;) . J/k couldnt resist. I feel for the guy but atleast you're a trooper and slobbed the poor kids knob b4 dumpin him. Do you swallow?:rofl:

there must be something wrong with me because I cant stop reading this thread.... BTW - I bet SG loves my parents for making me "the fully equiped version"

im not gonna comment on this one... I thought you weren't comin back you puss!!

wow, maybe he was of normal size but with you its like throwin a hot-dog down a hallway;) J/k couldnt resist. Har har hardee har har, lol.:lol: NO. It was bad. Really bad. I mean, I grabbed it and could fit the whole thing in my hand. And I have really tiny hands, too. That's just depressing right there. I feel for the guy but atleast you're a trooper and slobbed the poor kids knob b4 dumpin him. Do you swallow?:rofl: Like I said, it was out of sympathy. After all the effort the poor guy was putting forth, I couldn't help but make it memorable.

Long and thin goes too far in, Short and thick does the trick!!!

I thought you weren't comin back you puss!! Check the board, I was obligated too :arsenal :arsenal :arsenal

Size matters if its too small. I dated a guy with a small penis once. Had I have known it from the beginning, I'd have never gotten involved with him in the 1st place. We were getting all hot & heavy for the 1st time and I swear I thought maybe something was wrong with what I was doing, 'cause at first I thought he wasn't aroused. Turns out he WAS fully aroused, and all I kept thinking was "You've got to be fcuking kidding me." There was no way I could have sex with that. I gave him a sympathy BJ to save him the embarrassment, and that was even so sad I nearly cried. Then I dumped him. :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

yah i was playing this drinking game one day.. and there was this dude with a 2 incher... seriously and he was trying to make fun of it... itwas just so sad and yet so cute at the same time

yah i was playing this drinking game one day.. and there was this dude with a 2 incher... seriously and he was trying to make fun of it... itwas just so sad and yet so cute at the same time It is so awesome not to know what a 2 incher is :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu:

long and average... btw i think i will move this to the ladys lounge really? most of the girls i talk to would rather get down with the thickness :yumyum:

I wouldnt want it too long or it would pucture a lung or something :lol: :lol:

dude - I almost feel bad for those guys. Can you imagine having to go through life like that. Fuck, I can't even think about it.......it's just too horrific. I'm happy with my girthy two hander.....it's plenty for drilling & tapping. LMAO However, I like the fine art of :yumyum: as there is nothing better than making the legs shake. :clap: I always stand up and take a bow when they can't stand.....:lol: Good time. I'm married now so those are all distance memories lol j/k

I wouldnt want it too long or it would pucture a lung or something :lol: :lol: is that why you cant breathe sometimes? :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

I'm married now so those are all distance memories lol j/k sorry man..........I'll just have to continue on without you...

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I wouldnt want it too long or it would pucture a lung or something :lol: :lol: yah too long can be painfull but then you gona tell dude to watch it ive had to tell a certian someone that a few times.... when they act like they dun wana listen you just stop them... trust me they learn that lesson real quick

yah too long can be painfull but then you gona tell dude to watch it ive had to tell a certian someone that a few times.... when they act like they dun wana listen you just stop them... trust me they learn that lesson real quick well at least he isnt trying to stick it in your butt like KP does!! It's like a trying to fit an 18 wheeler in a small garage :lol: :lol: :twofinger

well at least he isnt trying to stick it in your butt like KP does!! It's like a trying to fit an 18 wheeler in a small garage :lol: :lol: :twofinger do you mean it's like trying to push a marshmellow into a piggy bank? :lol: BTW - real men eat, they don't just lick. :fu:

do you mean it's like trying to push a marshmellow into a piggy bank? :lol: BTW - real men eat, they don't just lick. :fu: now why would you stick a marshmellow in a piggy bank :lol: :lol: :lol:

do you mean it's like trying to push a marshmellow into a piggy bank? :lol: BTW - real men eat, they don't just lick. :fu: If ever there were anologies

yah i was playing this drinking game one day.. and there was this dude with a 2 incher... seriously and he was trying to make fun of it... itwas just so sad and yet so cute at the same time You know it's a sad, sad thing when a penis is smaller than a tampon.

now why would you stick a marshmellow in a piggy bank :lol: :lol: :lol: that's a good question......:lol: I thought it was funny tho.

If ever there were anologies :twofinger hahaha

well at least he isnt trying to stick it in your butt like KP does!! It's like a trying to fit an 18 wheeler in a small garage :lol: :lol: :twofinger no one said he wasn't TRYING

You know it's a sad, sad thing when a penis is smaller than a tampon. yes it is... but you guys should have seen him trying to get it "angry" as he put it!

yes it is... but you guys should have seen him trying to get it "angry" as he put it! that is when you tell him there is a size requirement to be with me, like the height requirement for the rides at disney world, you gotta be this tall, then you send him to the kiddy ride. http://www.travelpost.com/MainImages/NA/USA/North_Carolina/Charlotte/Charlotte_37891_4_04022006_0804135998_500.jpg

yes it is... but you guys should have seen him trying to get it "angry" as he put it! look like a parkinsons patient tryin to take a shot :lol:

this thread is halarious, I cant stop laughing at throwing a hot dog down a hallway! :laughingr

that is when you tell him there is a size requirement to be with me, like the height requirement for the rides at disney world, you gotta be this tall, then you send him to the kiddy ride. http://www.travelpost.com/MainImages/NA/USA/North_Carolina/Charlotte/Charlotte_37891_4_04022006_0804135998_500.jpg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this was me last year when KP took me to disney world.. I couldnt get on any rides :twofinger :twofinger :twofinger

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this was me last year when KP took me to disney world.. I couldnt get on any rides :twofinger :twofinger :twofinger except for kp's space mountain experience... or was it more like Mr. Toad's wild ride........ or maybe the tea cups...... or the Merry Go Round...

kp likes disney world, but he's never been on a ride. with mickey and pals, size doesn't matter :D

Being healthy, wealthy n wise in that area i don hav to worry; but admit it ladies; when u girls get horney, it don matter who, what, why, where or when! ; U want it n u'll take it any way u can and if it aint enuf u'll take eachother:lol: . And thats when I'll step in n take over:thumbup:

hahaha - you need a avatar before you can take over.....lmao

except for kp's space mountain experience... or was it more like Mr. Toad's wild ride........ or maybe the tea cups...... or the Merry Go Round... All I read is Tea Bag SG what....

All I read is Tea Bag SG what.... you mean potato sack

WTF...you ladies can enjoy other females but can't enjoy the 2 inchers?

moto's left out, good job lyte

WTF...you ladies can enjoy other females but can't enjoy the 2 inchers? well i don't enjoy other girls so...... sorry moto im sure there is some girl out there who will over look your "little" problem

listen to him, he speaks from experience :lol: :laughingr Loan me your lady and I'll let her be the judge. :rofl:

well i don't enjoy other girls so...... sorry moto im sure there is some girl out there who will over look your "little" problem HEY! Just because a guy is hung like a tic-tac doesn't mean you can poke fun at him. I know a lot of girls who like men for there personalities. :lol: I just haven't found them yet.:headscrat

well i don't enjoy other girls so...... sorry moto im sure there is some girl out there who will over look your "little" problem WOW Shit that one hurt me and Im not the one with the "little" problem

ok heres one my wife is real tiny im a real big guy 250 pounds 6.2 my girth is real good and my lenth is 11 inch we had fun with a tape one night. she says she feel it way up in and some times it hurts real bad .ladys what do you think i should do or is there any thing. i try to take it easy but she likes down and dirty:headscrat

ok heres one my wife is real tiny im a real big guy 250 pounds 6.2 my girth is real good and my lenth is 11 inch we had fun with a tape one night. she says she feel it way up in and some times it hurts real bad .ladys what do you think i should do or is there any thing. i try to take it easy but she likes down and dirty:headscrat The best way to go about it is to have her get on top so she can determine how far she goes down your shaft. This way she can work it in at her own pace. Before you know it, you will see her eyes roll & her body lock up. :bounce

haha, no asspounding doggystyle for you!! just playin big fella, don't hurt me

wtf why cant i quit reading this topic????

wtf why cant i quit reading this topic???? i have the same question... this is so sad its funny. Matt

My question is, since when did a woman's pleasure become our concern?:lol: I sooooooooo agree.:funny: As Bernie Mac you better get yours before I get mine. :laughingr

The best way to go about it is to have her get on top so she can determine how far she goes down your shaft. This way she can work it in at her own pace. Before you know it, you will see her eyes roll & her body lock up. :bounce It sounds like you've been there before.:laughingr

Okay ladies, I have a 1000cc, who wants to ride it? JK..:laughingr

I've never had a complaint, except for it hurts, but they didn't quit either :thumbup:

LMFAO at this thread and shocked at the same time. Reminds me of this other forum where this chick was knocking on the size of her boyfriends penis when someone stepped forward and said "maybe his penis is normal sized, maybe you just have an abnormally large vagina" 2 inches though, are you serious? I feel bad for that guy.

having a large penis has its advantages. for instances. You know the mood has gone from hot, to sour when a tear rolls down their face. I dunno about yall but I just dont think a cringing face and tears in their eyes is exactly what I wanna be looking at while I'm fucking. So ya, kinda sucks having such a big one. But hey its whatever. Hopefully I'll find a chick whos not a slut that can handle me.

this shit is just fucking hilarious.....:laughingr

Being large is great. I can play any chick I want. Playa for life!

hooked-on-facts.com states the smallest penis was 5/8 of an inch...Poor guy... BTW, is 8 inches small?

hooked-on-facts.com states the smallest penis was 5/8 of an inch...Poor guy... BTW, is 8 inches small? Depends. The average vagina is less than 6" deep.

when all said and done, I think this thread is gonna be the most viewed, most written, most funny, most insulting, most complimenting, and ironically the most longest:lol: Will it ever stop? I think it might create a spin-off forum like tv shows do. Jus shows ya where evryones minds realy are:lol:

Jus shows ya where evryones minds realy are:lol: sex, drugs, and rock and roll.......and motorcycles......but not necessarily in that order...

Celtic Pride anyone? "this shots called Mikey's dick. it's short, it's fat, but it fills the gap."

There is hope for the smaller guys! My wife went to one of those pure romance parties, and the woman said a girl only needs 2" to get off. But on a side note, it's been said that it's not the the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean, but you can't get to England in a dingy!! :D

+1 on that one nice:funny:

I had one guy at work tell me he took this chick home one night, and when he stuck it it, it was like a cup of warm water, felt sorry for him.

the woman said a girl only needs 2" to get off. Realistically, girls don't need any penetration to get off.

Realistically, girls don't need any penetration to get off. Some don't even need men. If I ever die and come back reincarnated, I want to be a cucumber.

so whats "average" to the ladies on this site?

Some don't even need men. If I ever die and come back reincarnated, I want to be a cucumber. :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr I love this one, cucumbers taste great, but they last really short time, good luck to you in your next life :yumyum: :yumyum: :banana: :yumyum: :yumyum: :laughingr :laughingr

The most popular comdom sold in Taiwan is only 4.2 inches long. Check out hookedonfacts.com its pretty cool..

The most popular comdom sold in Taiwan is only 4.2 inches long. The clinics at army bases give out free condoms (of course). So there I am, a young LT, walking into the clinic at Camp Red Cloud, Korea and I see two boxes with individually wrapped condoms. One is labeled, "medium" and the other labeled "large." (I'm just there to check on a soldier by the way) Well duh, obviously they only have one size of condom. Somebody was just being a smartass. So I decide I am twice the smartass they are. I walk up to the counter, and loud enough for everyone to hear I announce, "hey, you got anything smaller than medium, these keep slipping off??" They all start cracking up. I finished up with, "hey maybe you could just cut the fingers off a pair of gloves and give those to me, can you do that??" And btw, size doesn't matter if you're like me* *so god damn ugly that chicks wont even talk to you.

How's that system song go? "My cock is much bigger than yours! My cock can walk right through the door! With a feeling so pure... etc LOL that shit has me rolling every time I hear it,

that is when you tell him there is a size requirement to be with me, like the height requirement for the rides at disney world, you gotta be this tall, then you send him to the kiddy ride. http://www.travelpost.com/MainImages/NA/USA/North_Carolina/Charlotte/Charlotte_37891_4_04022006_0804135998_500.jpg and why there is no disneyland in asia; no one is tall enough to meet the size requirement. :lol: funny how it's 'pc' to acknowledge how some physical attributes vary for ethnic groups, but not others. hair color is ok to generalize, but not genitals! ever seen a japanese porno movie?! orientals (on average) have smaller genitals (both sexes) than whites who have smaller ones than blacks. black women's vaginas are further towards the rear and go more vertical. orientals' are more in the front and are angled towards the rear. my tall black friend married a short oriental woman. i've wondered for years if they need lithium grease to keep the bearings from freezing up. the problem with finding the answer to "does size matter" is that women are wired (nerves) so very differently from one another. (1) there's one main nerve that goes to the front area which is often most important; clit, lips, liking girth, etc. (2) the nerve that goes to the deeper parts of the vagina may not branch and end close enough to the inner surfaces to matter much. those women really don't care about length. other woman can cum when their gspot, cervix or end gets bumped, rubbed or hammered. this is why a woman who is getting her innards tickled will rub her breasts; seems the deep part of the vagina, if sensitive, is connected neurologically, to the breasts. (3) but many women do like the additional full sensation of getting filled up, this only helps with orgasm, not creating it. i can go on, but "with motorcycling, golf and sex you don't have to be any good to have fun!" but if you understand the technology, you can have a lot more fun. :thumbup: that's why a lot of newbies zip-n-splat; they don't take the time to learn the technologies about using a sportbike. hmm, i guess premature ejaculation could be called "unzip-n-splat" :headshake no, i'm not a doctor, but there's a lot more to learn about sex than most people imagine. did you know that a man can have multiple orgasms without anyone, including himself, touching him? it is true, not that i've mastered either one of these... and then there'r all those ways to keep a woman going like the energizer bunny, keeps on coming and coming slowly wave after wave... i've read that the record is well over an hour, maybe even multiple hours!?! i've been able to keep it going for well over 20 minutes. damn women have it good! tongue or pecker? i've heard from women that men with little ones take a lot of time with foreplay and guys with big ones don't. seems women need both types all the way up to filling both , wellnevermind hey, i heard that suzikigirl was scared the first time she had sex... it was dark and she was all alone...:laughingr :laughingr here's the book i mentioned in another thread about riding: http://www.amazon.com/Sport-Riding-Techniques-Develop-Confidence/dp/1893618072/sr=8-1/qid=1160034198/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-2198127-1917730?ie=UTF8&s=books

I had one guy at work tell me he took this chick home one night, and when he stuck it it, it was like a cup of warm water, felt sorry for him. i remember a guy at work once said after christmas, "i got two gifts for christmas and both were too big; socks and pussy" fortunately, women can tighten up. it only takes exercise! my girlfriend in high school did it and it worked. my woman now does it too some women can independently control the muscles at the entrance, midway and at the end, whoa! never been there, however... http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Spa/4502/vagex.html

[QUOTE=02blackgix;250776]The most popular comdom sold in Taiwan is only 4.2 inches long. my friends have a son as a result of being in japan and using a japanese condom. stressed it out / blew it out...

wtf why cant i quit reading this topic???? because you're a "T" personality. thrill seeker. tis tru. recent psychological studies reveal that we are indeed wired differently than minivan boring folk. i can't imagine any gixxer owner that isn't a f'n maniac about sex :fu:

when all said and done, I think this thread is gonna be the most viewed, most written, most funny, most insulting, most complimenting, and ironically the most longest:lol: Will it ever stop? I think it might create a spin-off forum like tv shows do. Jus shows ya where evryones minds realy are:lol: a few years ago, i was having periodic sharp pains from my prostate. took a while to figure out where the pain was coming from. [the doctors were all worthless. was told that because i was working out of town and not having sex, i needed to choke the ckicken! and to get a bill for that advice?!? anyway, the cure is to take an herb, saw palmetto, and all has been well for years] so on one of the visits, i complained that because of the inflamed prostate, my orgasms were shorter. so he said, "we say size doesn't matter". remember, i'm paying this asshole for this advice, too. so i said, no shit, "a guy went into a lumber yard to buy 2x4's. the salesman asked, how long do you need them? the guy says, i'm building a house, i'm gonna need them for a long time". the fumbduck didn't get it. and these people are supposed to save our lives?!!?!:thefinger

damn homie get that post count up there lol

damn homie get that post count up there lol ok - you said so :cool:

that vw could use a trim.. :lol:

:laughingr

and this is a gsxr forum??

and this is a gsxr forum?? +1:headshake

Hey ladies quick question for ya, while we are on the subject in here what do you like better a quick guy or a guy that can take care of business in an hour or more?????????:cool:

now for some reason when i clicked this fourm i was thinking it was gonna be does size matter in ref to the size of a bike that a guy rides, but this shit is cracking me up penis smaller then a tampon i think i would kill myself

but this shit is cracking me up penis smaller then a tampon i think i would kill myself that shit is so true:laughingr :laughingr

Hey ladies quick question for ya, while we are on the subject in here what do you like better a quick guy or a guy that can take care of business in an hour or more?????????:cool: There's such a thing as sex that lasts less than an hour????

To go with the original thread questions....size does matter NO FAT CHICKS.

To go with the original thread questions....size does matter NO FAT CHICKS. What!!! No extra cushion for the pushin'? Extra cheese for you to squeeze? :lol: :lol:

There's such a thing as sex that lasts less than an hour???? yeah i know tell me about it i love the hour or more sex:thumbup:

dude f that, i'm in the same boat as chappelle. it's a race bitch, first one to get off wins!!! :rofl: yesssssssssss...

I love it when fat girls talk about sex :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

dude f that, i'm in the same boat as chappelle. it's a race bitch, first one to get off wins!!! :rofl: yesssssssssss... Q: why does it take women longer to get off? A: Who cares?;)

There's such a thing as sex that lasts less than an hour???? yeah, get married:bowdown: :headscrat marriage: the time between fun and death

god this is funny keep'em cumin' i ment coming -the comments of course:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr ...

because you're a "T" personality. thrill seeker. tis tru. recent psychological studies reveal that we are indeed wired differently than minivan boring folk. i can't imagine any gixxer owner that isn't a f'n maniac about sex :fu: don't be bashin us minivan boring folk. one look at my not a f*ckin soccer mom sticker on my back window and you'll realize. We're not all boring......thanks:rofl: :laughingr

APC sticker on the windshield :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr that must be one bad ass van with that front mount on there ..lolzz'

There's such a thing as sex that lasts less than an hour???? yeah you can reach me at......

Sorry got to throw my two cents in. You ever tried tossin a tooth pick in a volcano. Can't stop readin this one:laughingr

don't be bashin us minivan boring folk. one look at my not a f*ckin soccer mom sticker on my back window and you'll realize. We're not all boring......thanks:rofl: :laughingr well, i guess if you have to haul more than will fit in a beemer wagon, you gotta do what you gotta. used beemer wagons are cheaper and last longer than new minivans... and they handle much much better. unless you drive a mini van because you like it!?!?

don't be bashin us minivan boring folk. one look at my not a f*ckin soccer mom sticker on my back window and you'll realize. We're not all boring......thanks:rofl: :laughingr remember that sticker from the 80's with a van picture on it that said? "don't laugh your daughter may be in here?" update it to: "don't laugh, i may be f*ckin your soccer mom in here" :funny:

yeah you can reach me at...... :lol:

remember that sticker from the 80's with a van picture on it that said? "don't laugh your daughter may be in here?" that's awesome, i wish i had that on my old 94 pastel blue park avenue.. :laughingr

There's such a thing as sex that lasts less than an hour???? yeah, get married:bowdown: :headscrat marriage: the time between fun and death I am married.

bout time for a makeover then i'd say :lol: jp :D

wow are we done yet here

dont mind me im just here browsing

I think this one needs to be locked

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great thread.....:thumbup:

buhahaha, this thread is fucking hilarious. How did I miss it from the begining.

this thread is halarious, I cant stop laughing at throwing a hot dog down a hallway! :laughingr Yeah, me too. Im gonna have to remember that one. :laughingr

I am married. glad your sex lasts for more than an hour, just don't let your husband find out!! a *married* fellow was in a quandry about what to get his wife for her birthday. his buddy, seeing that he was perplexed, asked whazup?". after hearing his delimma, he said he had a sure bet for a great gift. also, it was free! :thumbup: he said to create a special ticket and put it in her birthday card. on the ticket, type "GOOD FOR TWO HOURS OF SEX ANYWAY YOU WANT IT". he said, "trust me this really works!". the next time he saw his buddy, he was again down in the dumps, so again asked, "what's up?" well, i followed your suggestion. when she got the card and read the ticket, she was thrilled. then she kissed me and ran out the door saying, "see you in a couple of hours"!:laughingr

Size does matter. I live in Thailand and these little hot girls are awesome! Nice thread Jim

haha man i started reading this thread a few minutes ago and kept clicking on next page until i came to the end. keep the comments coming guys! Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.

haha man i started reading this thread a few minutes ago and kept clicking on next page until i came to the end. keep the comments coming guys! Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting. eyeshadow is to make their eyes look more like they do after they orgasm. cheeks flush, too; they use rouge for that. wouldn't know how they look, i'm asleep by then

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all I have to say is.... .... .... http://www.katkrew.com/nuke/modules/gallery/albums/Biketober06/DSCF1011.sized.jpg

yes cause u have both :D :D ;) yeah me too and a mohawk!

http://myspace-329.vo.llnwd.net/00754/92/33/754773329_l.jpg haha! i agree!

You know it's a sad, sad thing when a penis is smaller than a tampon. :rofl: :laughingr :clap: :funny: :bowdown:

ok - you said so :cool: hahahah!!!! funny pics man!

don't be bashin us minivan boring folk. one look at my not a f*ckin soccer mom sticker on my back window and you'll realize. We're not all boring......thanks:rofl: :laughingr haha thats tight!

Size does matter. I live in Thailand and these little hot girls are awesome! Nice thread Jim ummm..theres a reason why theyre tiny...most of the prostitutes there are in between the ages of 10-15...it sickens me

ummm..theres a reason why theyre tiny...most of the prostitutes there are in between the ages of 10-15...it sickens me And they aren't always female, that place is horrible.

Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting. Lipstick + oral sex = "ring around the penis"

Ok I'm a newbie but I came (TEEHEE) across this post and I still don’t have a good definition what you girls like. Some say it doesn’t matter some say it dose. But there is still no numerical or physical appearance definition here. There is much too much confusion.:headscrat I personally do not know my true size since it really depends on how well it gets sucked before it doses its job. The un sucked smallest erection I have had 5'' :headshake and the largest poorly sucked to date 7'' but then again I am a small guy 5,6" 150 lbs. Some times I tell my wife that she is a lesbian since she absolutely hates giving head. I tried with hair, without smelly, nonsmelly. And I just love to eat good clean pussy. yummm. I don't know why she takes my eating and pounding to her gushing ecstasy for granted and I still can’t get it in her mouth or even her ass for that once in a blue moon occasion.:bowdown: If it was not for my two awesome and beautiful kids I would have left her. We have been together since 1993 and have been faithful to her as I should be. She is hot and she is not one of those chicks that chunk up butch up and cut her hair. She is hot and she weighs as much if not less then when I met her when she was 18, 109 lbs. She is 30 now and she likes cock as much as she did when I met her. She is such a lezbo. And let me say that how much I love lipstick lesbos.:thumbup:

wow...:headscrat Someone took a silly thread and turned it into a really disturbing life story.

yo man, the only chicks that say size matters say it cause they wish their man had it :lol: :hmmm: :infrandom jp yall all I have to say is.... .... .... http://www.katkrew.com/nuke/modules/gallery/albums/Biketober06/DSCF1011.sized.jpg

wow...:headscrat Someone took a silly thread and turned it into a really disturbing life story. i agree with you cutie.....:clap:

Sure size matters, but more importantly it's how you use it. :chucks:

wow...:headscrat Someone took a silly thread and turned it into a really disturbing life story. Sorry About that:clap: I do agree with you..,:bowdown:

Size does matter. I live in Thailand and these little hot girls are awesome! Nice thread Jim thai girls rule! no coincidence the best food and hottest women are in the same place. u r in heaven...:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

all I have to say is.... http://www.katkrew.com/nuke/modules/gallery/albums/Biketober06/DSCF1011.sized.jpg ok, so how does it matter, to you, specifically? time to orgasm, intensity of orgasm, vaginal vs clitoral orgasm, number of orgasms, that "full feeling" or just handling a whopper? :hmmm: i think this thread was started because someone wanted to know more than just a catchy phrase... pls don't wimp out with "all of the above" because everyone will think you never have had an orgasm...:headshake

ummm..theres a reason why theyre tiny...most of the prostitutes there are in between the ages of 10-15...it sickens me i thought of a ton of jokes here, but the topic is truly sad, so i wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea. child prostitution is hell on earth. i've heard first hand stories about india that would keep you awake at night:headshake anyone heard that north koreans are now 3" shorter because of malnutrition? there's a sad one too, eh?

buhahaha, this thread is fucking hilarious. How did I miss it from the begining. the same way you miss sex in the beginning. i understand that when your mate asked for more foreplay, you said, "go ahead and start without me and i'll join you later"

i agree with you cutie.....:clap: Back off dude, thats my wife... Im a dude... Dont ever call me cutie again...

if it be true, and your avatar is your wife... very nice :clap: she attempting neko desu in the picture?

if it be true, and your avatar is your wife... very nice :clap: she attempting neko desu in the picture? Nah, she is just French. :laughingr

Never figured out why guys care, you were dealt your cards at birth. Deal with it. If you know your small, make up for it other ways. If you big, learn that all girls cant handle it. There ya go, never heard a woman say damn your big I think Ill keep ya, and never heard a girl say damn that guy was too small had to let him go, unless he didnt make up for it else where. The only time size matters to chics is when all they want is to f**k. Then of course it does.

I can't believe this thread is still going.........so if size matters, this thread wins...

Nah, she is just French. :laughingr Actually shes puerto rican:thumbup:

Back off dude, thats my wife... Im a dude... Dont ever call me cutie again... haha my fault, just the way your screen name is set up it makes it look like its a chick. didnt realize it was dude.

Never figured out why guys care, you were dealt your cards at birth. Deal with it. If you know your small, make up for it other ways. If you big, learn that all girls cant handle it. There ya go, never heard a woman say damn your big I think Ill keep ya, and never heard a girl say damn that guy was too small had to let him go, unless he didnt make up for it else where. The only time size matters to chics is when all they want is to f**k. Then of course it does. Bringen the post back to life, being an average guy, you gotta learn the art of Magic fingers, as I call them. No complaints about sex time with me because i'm not some massive totem pole to stick in them.

Well isn't that special for you? Please don't bump posts from over a month ago unless you have some ground breaking information to add... (your "magic fingers" are not considered ground breaking)

Eh who cares, just pointing out it ain't all bout the knob.

hahahahaha you gotta love MAEL. he always cracks me up

:clap: This thread should be pinned.

now for some reason when i clicked this fourm i was thinking it was gonna be does size matter in ref to the size of a bike that a guy rides, but this shit is cracking me up penis smaller then a tampon i think i would kill myself Exactly. I wasn't expecting an 17 page debate over penises.

You know it's a sad, sad thing when a penis is smaller than a tampon. you've got to be joking about this one :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

of course it matters!!!!!! :laughingr

(your "magic fingers" are not considered ground breaking) They could be...

all girls know that size does matter. The ones that don't just don't want to hurt their b/f's feelings. I'm glad to be above average!:bowdown:

all girls know that size does matter. The ones that don't just don't want to hurt their b/f's feelings. I'm glad to be above average!:bowdown: your g/f's just didn't want to hurt your feelings bro:infrandom :lol: . We're all tiny compared to Ron.

Size only counts to two groups of people, men & women. :cool:

yeah yeah I know what I have, but i'm sure theres an inhancement drug for your small things maybe they make something that can make your 600 grow!!!:fu:

yeah yeah I know what I have, but i'm sure theres an inhancement drug for your small things maybe they make something that can make your 600 grow!!!:fu: Zing:laughingr Maybe you bought a bigger displacement bike to compensate for something:hmmm: .

Well having to handle big things means I'm used to it. You on the other hand must be in a shorter state of mind. but hey don't frown there is hope. There are many male enhancement drugs out there. One day you might be enough of a man to get a bigger bike!

Some say size matters... some say it's how you use it.... Frankly, I say it's neither... because by the time you figure out it's only 4 inches and I have no idea what I'm doing with it, I've already got mine.... :bounce (Can't take credit for that, ripped it off from a Doug Stanhope routine.)

Well having to handle big things means I'm used to it. You on the other hand must be in a shorter state of mind. but hey don't frown there is hope. There are many male enhancement drugs out there. One day you might be enough of a man to get a bigger bike! I need $$ first for a bigger bike. And I've been gettin alot of emails for those pills. Maybe I should look into it. I gotta ask permision from my parents 1st.

I need $$ first for a bigger bike. And I've been gettin alot of emails for those pills. Maybe I should look into it. I gotta ask permision from my parents 1st. You too, huh? The last one I got was, "Do you want to be able to change the remote with your penis? Click on the link now!". :lol:

You too, huh? The last one I got was, "Do you want to be able to change the remote with your penis? Click on the link now!". :lol: I keep gettin weird titles with broken english with viagra in the title:laughingr comin from an even weirder person. Tom Cummings:lol:

I keep gettin weird titles with broken english with viagra in the title:laughingr comin from an even weirder person. Tom Cummings:lol: "I make penis large 4 you, I pump viagra into it! Call me NOW" If you got that one, it's from me. Chrome, is this the only damn thread you post in? wow.

GOD DAMN this thread is 11 pages long. I think first page pretty much summed it all up. They like BIG Yoshimura exhaust. Good thing I got one woot...:laughingr

Depends. The average vagina is less than 6" deep. But it the wide ones that ruin your nite because you can never feel anything.

remember that sticker from the 80's with a van picture on it that said? "don't laugh your daughter may be in here?" update it to: "don't laugh, i may be f*ckin your soccer mom in here" :funny: hell yeah. im gettin a sticker like that for my white vw eurovan.

WOW this thread is still going!!!!

WOW this thread is still going!!!! why won't this thread die:hmmm:

+1

:lol: :lol:

size does matter but even big does u no good if u cant work it:bounce

I have had women say size does matter and some say size doesn't matter just as long as you know how to use it. I would think anything over 5" is more than enough for any women seeing as most vagina's are just a little bit deeper than that.

wow theres no stoping this thread its just an unbeatable topic , its going to go on & on & on & on & on. I feel sorry for the people who havent started reading it already before it gets too big . Well done everyone who took part I think this thread could be the first thread to get to 1000 pages keep it up :thumbup: :laughingr

I have had women say size does matter and some say size doesn't matter just as long as you know how to use it. I would think anything over 5" is more than enough for any women seeing as most vagina's are just a little bit deeper than that. :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr Keep telling yourself that:lol:

you can't hurt it.it take a beating and keeps on ticking:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

This is another one of those threads that's supposed to be a question for girls and 98% of the posts made are by guys, lol.:laughingr Size matters only if it's waaay too small, or waaaay too big. Period. Get over it. Time to lock this thread now.

Of corse size matters.... They all like the guys with the 1000cc bikes...

Can't believe that this thread is still going. Yes, Yes, and Yes it matters.

size doesn't matter i get as many girls with my 600cc as the next man with his 1000cc and i can use my 600cc DAMNIT!!!!1 :funny: ps: im black so i was blessed

size doesn't matter i get as many girls with my 600cc as the next man with his 1000cc and i can use my 600cc DAMNIT!!!!1 :funny: ps: im black so i was blessed Don't drop the racial bomb.... i could just as easly say you were "Blessed" because god put pubes on your head and felt bad for you :D :flush: .... but im a nice guy

Don't drop the racial bomb.... i could just as easly say you were "Blessed" because god put pubes on your head and felt bad for you :D :flush: .... but im a nice guy hahaha +1

You too, huh? The last one I got was, "Do you want to be able to change the remote with your penis? Click on the link now!". :lol: :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr man this thread is crazy... i cant believe i read the whole thread!!

wtf!!!! lol

You all got it wrong man. Here is the question: In relation to gixxers what size penis would u girls prefer a 1000=10", a 750 =7.5" or a 600=6". All others can be judged in relation to this boys. So here is the ultimate comparibility test:arsenal :arsenal :arsenal

Actually shes puerto rican:thumbup: Actually, She's Beautiful. You are a Lucky man.

You all got it wrong man. Here is the question: In relation to gixxers what size penis would u girls prefer a 1000=10", a 750 =7.5" or a 600=6". All others can be judged in relation to this boys. So here is the ultimate comparibility test:arsenal :arsenal :arsenal A 600 wouldn't be too bad, if you were strictly riding track; a 1000 might have too much power for trying to maneuver tight corners; a 750 is the perfect size for main highways, back roads.......

I know this gal that will only do guys with 10 inches or more.......... she does walk with a limp.... AND she does have a deep voice...... come to think of it, she is always clearing her throat..... could it be swimmers trying to escape? One time (at a company birthday employee celebration) when the cake was being passed out she had a spoon and a fork in her hand, I didnt have either, she offered me the spoon............I hesitated............she said, "don't worry, I didn't blow anyone at lunch" I used my fingers to eat the cake.