Funny Joke !!!!

a woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was to risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong? " asked the mother. " i was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, i was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out". Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the mom, i know happened. "you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "NO " said the boy, " I was playing with myself and I shot the dog":funny: :arsenal :laughingr

Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? A. Left the plunger in the toilet.

Q. What was the woman reading the blank piece of paper doing? A. Reading her rights.

booooooo!

booooooo! booooo! again

Q. What was the woman reading the blank piece of paper doing? A. Reading her rights. weak sauce, now the helen keller one was cruel funny.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" Thank you people, I'll be here all week. Drive safely home.

why can't helen keller drive? cause she's a woman

a woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was to risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong? " asked the mother. " i was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, i was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out". Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the mom, i know happened. "you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "NO " said the boy, " I was playing with myself and I shot the dog":funny: :arsenal :laughingr HaHa Thats hilarious, even my gramma laughed and she's very prude :thumbup:

here is another one...... what do lawyers and Pamela Anderson's breast have in common?????? any one.???:funny: :laughingr

here is another one...... what do lawyers and Pamela Anderson's breast have in common?????? any one.???:funny: :laughingr THEY NEVER GET TO THE POINT !!!!!:laughingr

here is another one...... what do lawyers and Pamela Anderson's breast have in common?????? any one.???:funny: :laughingr :hmmm: They both can screw a man for life. :headscrat

:hmmm: They both can screw a man for life. :headscrat THAT TRUE, BUDDY !!!!!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice! Relax I'm Jokin

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had Great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked Her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were Killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of The game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get The quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents !!!!"

At least he didn't put a bullet in a sister. :lol:

A nun was walking down the street. When a man jump out from no where and started beating the crap out of the nun. when the guy was done he walked passed the nun and said "Your not so tough now are you BATMAN!" :laughingr :bounce :thumbup:

A nun, a father and a... wait thats not how it goes. Three nuns are walking down the... wait thats not it either. A priest a monk and a ... wait a minute thats not it either. Well trust me is damn funny though.:laughingr :bounce

A nun was walking down the street. When a man jump out from no where and started beating the crap out of the nun. when the guy was done he walked passed the nun and said "Your not so tough now are you BATMAN!" :laughingr :bounce :thumbup: this is hilarious !!!!!:laughingr

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had Great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked Her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were Killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of The game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get The quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents !!!!" that's funny !!!!

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small thingy. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

hahah rest are for your father. why did the coffee taste like dirt?? cause it was fresh ground... ...

hahah rest are for your father. why did the coffee taste like dirt?? cause it was fresh ground... ... good one !!!!

buddy get sent to hell, lucky for him they give you choices. satan takes him to door one and theres some tall dude chained to a wall getting whipped "no thanks". so satan takes him to a second door, theres some average dude getting stretched on some sort of iron maiden dealy "no thanks" well on to door three, some fat bastard getting blown by an incredable hottie, without hesitation buddys like "door three door three!" so satan replies exelent and walks over to the blonde "we found your replacment"

........... ah well

buddy get sent to hell, lucky for him they give you choices. satan takes him to door one and theres some tall dude chained to a wall getting whipped "no thanks". so satan takes him to a second door, theres some average dude getting stretched on some sort of iron maiden dealy "no thanks" well on to door three, some fat bastard getting blown by an incredable hottie, without hesitation buddys like "door three door three!" so satan replies exelent and walks over to the blonde "we found your replacment" Oh shit!!! lol:clap:

you know helen keller had a play ground in her back yard. she dident.

:laughingr :laughingr :funny: nice one lolbuddy get sent to hell, lucky for him they give you choices. satan takes him to door one and theres some tall dude chained to a wall getting whipped "no thanks". so satan takes him to a second door, theres some average dude getting stretched on some sort of iron maiden dealy "no thanks" well on to door three, some fat bastard getting blown by an incredable hottie, without hesitation buddys like "door three door three!" so satan replies exelent and walks over to the blonde "we found your replacment"