"The Perfect Man"

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, fuck this stupid poem The perfect man is gay. :laughingr :rofl:

Hardy Har Har

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean = the woman would say "he's too nice" and get bored = look for the opposite of this man. He has a beautiful smile = see explanation of never cruel or mean, cut out "he's too nice" part. And keeps his face so clean. = deja vu The perfect man likes children = see explanation of never cruel or mean, And will raise them by your side = yup again. He will be a good father = another As well as a good husband to his bride = back to that "too nice" thing The perfect man loves cooking = bored, too nice Cleaning and vacuuming too = damm, bating a 1000 for the "too nice buy" He'll do anything in his power = how long will this go on for the "too nice guy" To convey his feelings of love on you = this dude needs to get tattoo's, drunk and beat his woman.. she will love him forever..lol The perfect man is sweet = see tattoo's, drunk, wife beating Writing poetry from your name = she would think it means something if he did it in blood He's a best friend to your mother = she would hate him and your mother for the relationship..ie call him a momma's boy And kisses away your pain = please make te bad man stop!! He never has made you cry = if he did, she would think he loves her more, cuz she wouldn't cry if she did't have feelings Or hurt you in any way = see " too nice guy" Oh, fuck this stupid poem - now your talking The perfect man is gay. = and probably still a virgin living at home with his mom watching martha stewart get out of prison, baking brownies, and vacuming and stuff disclaimer.. these words have never been spoken to me, I have never heard these words, not even on TV :thumbup:

:laughingr ....Spoken very well Hal :funny: :bowdown:

:laughingr ....Spoken very well Hal :funny: :bowdown: Why thank you..I say..thank you a very much...STEVE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Thank you good night

I thought the post was going to be... The Perfect Man... is ZgixxeR :lol: You two are screwed up. Some of those describe me. I love to cook. I love kids. I am not gay. I will probably do something to hurt you but hey it slipped :lol: I am nice. I don't enjoy cleaning but do enjoy having a clean house. I will be a great father, considering I won't let my kids grow up like I did. Princeslea are you saying your hubby is gay? or do you have to fit into every category listed? :lol:

I thought the post was going to be... The Perfect Man... is ZgixxeR :lol: You two are screwed up. Some of those describe me. I love to cook. I love kids. I am not gay. I will probably do something to hurt you but hey it slipped :lol: I am nice. I don't enjoy cleaning but do enjoy having a clean house. I will be a great father, considering I won't let my kids grow up like I did. Princeslea are you saying your hubby is gay? or do you have to fit into every category listed? :lol: Awww....how sweet! :infrandom

Awww....how sweet! :infrandom Awwww :fu: :2hard :thefinger

I thought the post was going to be... The Perfect Man... is ZgixxeR You two are screwed up. Some of those describe me. I love to cook. I love kids. I am not gay. I will probably do something to hurt you but hey it slipped :lol: I am nice. I don't enjoy cleaning but do enjoy having a clean house. I will be a great father, considering I won't let my kids grow up like I did. Princeslea are you saying your hubby is gay? or do you have to fit into every category listed? "Z" Buddy ok now let me put this softly......IT IS A JOKE BRO!!!!! :thumbup: And NO man fits into all of thoose categories !! My man is perfect to me and that is what matters and he is no where near gay! O'Ya and he said to give you the :fu: for that comment! :laughingr

:headshake man hater onboard :headshake :infrandom

Most women would not look at a nice man/good man, too geekie or not their type(bad boy women beater is their #1 choice) so woman get what they get, cause they choose it, their choice. :headshake :infrandom

Ohhh I feel a fight comming on with that last comment :clap:

"Z" Buddy ok now let me put this softly......IT IS A JOKE BRO!!!!! :thumbup: And NO man fits into all of thoose categories !! My man is perfect to me and that is what matters and he is no where near gay! O'Ya and he said to give you the :fu: for that comment! You saw the :lol: in my post right? I was just yankin your chain and it worked. :bounce

Most women would not look at a nice man/good man, too geekie or not their type(bad boy women beater is their #1 choice) so woman get what they get, cause they choose it, their choice. :headshake :infrandom The truth hurts. :lol:

Most women would not look at a nice man/good man, too geekie or not their type(bad boy women beater is their #1 choice) so woman get what they get, cause they choose it, their choice. :headshake :infrandom I don't even know where to start on that one :headshake :arsenal

You saw the :lol: in my post right? I was just yankin your chain and it worked. O no it didn't cause my reply was because I thought your sensitive booty got your feelings hurt.....didn't want you to cry :laughingr http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/princeslea79/funny.jpg and yes I saw the :lol: in your post buddy...

Most women would not look at a nice man/good man, too geekie or not their type(bad boy women beater is their #1 choice) so woman get what they get, cause they choose it, their choice. Well I can not speak for every woman out there but I can say my piece, so here goes :rofl: First of all there are many different types of "Bad Boy's" Most of them have great outgoing attitudes and very good self esteem (which yes women are attracted to) My hubby for example is a "Bad Boy" but also a great daddy and husband! He is fun to be with and never boring! When it comes to men a girl never really knows exactly what she is getting right off the bat (this is true with women as well) Some of those "Nice Guy's" you are speaking of can be the worst...insecurity leads to jealousy and we all know what that can lead to (for all of us who have ever been with a phsyco) :lol: And also on the other hand alot of "Nice Guy's" do have great attitudes and self esteem and ect....And very true there are the "Wife Beaters" out there and only they know why they act the way they do!! You are absolutley right women get what they get , cause they choose it! :thumbup:

Ohhh I feel a fight comming on with that last comment :clap: ........................:funny: :laughingr

Well I can not speak for every woman out there but I can say my piece, so here goes :rofl: First of all there are many different types of "Bad Boy's" Most of them have great outgoing attitudes and very good self esteem (which yes women are attracted to) My hubby for example is a "Bad Boy" but also a great daddy and husband! He is fun to be with and never boring! When it comes to men a girl never really knows exactly what she is getting right off the bat (this is true with women as well) Some of those "Nice Guy's" you are speaking of can be the worst...insecurity leads to jealousy and we all know what that can lead to (for all of us who have ever been with a phsyco) :lol: And also on the other hand alot of "Nice Guy's" do have great attitudes and self esteem and ect....And very true there are the "Wife Beaters" out there and only they know why they act the way they do!! You are absolutley right women get what they get , cause they choose it! :thumbup: So true!!! BUT woman are attracted to ones who mistreat and abuse and all but alot is they have money and stay with them. And these guys know it, but thats the price for gold digging, then theirs just guess their into getting beat, more power to them me. Could care less I was being a SMARTASS with my comment LOL!!! Nothing more. I got an aunt who is man hater. Should see her sons. Talk about your messed up dumbasses.

So true!!! BUT woman are attracted to ones who mistreat and abuse and all but alot is they have money and stay with them. And these guys know it, but thats the price for gold digging, then theirs just guess their into getting beat, more power to them me. Could care less I was being a SMARTASS with my comment LOL!!! Nothing more. I got an aunt who is man hater. Should see her sons. Talk about your messed up dumbasses. I know bro...it is a good conversation piece though! We live in Trinidad, Co (the sex change capital of the US) and so I know all about "Man Haters" or better known here as "D*ck envy" :headshake You should see some of the kid's here! I can't wait to get the hell outa here, my oldest boy is starting school in August and I hope we are gone by then! :thumbup:

Women are generally the most hipoctirical creatures on this Earth. They want a nice guy, but they always migrate towards the bad guys. They want a guy to pay them more attention, so they nag like hell. yeah, this makes him want to be around you more. They want a guy that cleans dishes, yet will date losers that still live with their mom. They want a guy with a good job, but wind up supporting an unemployed loser. They want flowers, so they complain that they don't get enough flowers. Do you see a pattern here? So many women want to eat what's in the right hand, but over and over will raise the left hand to their mouth. If you want what's good, go after what is good and quit whining because. Go find a nice guy and quit bitching because you can't take an asshole and turn him into Mr.Nice. :infrandom Think I'll get a good response with that? Before all you ladies jump on me, I'll tell you that I'm married...and my wife is HAPPILY married. She gets more flowers, hugs, kisses, and gifts than any woman I know....but never once complains or nags for any of them. In short, if you want a guy to be nice, conduct yourself in a way that you deserve it. If you then don't get what you want, he's obviously not the right guy for you.

Nicely said :thumbup:

Your absolutley right Nicely said man :thumbup: :clap:

Women are generally the most hipoctirical creatures on this Earth. They want a nice guy, but they always migrate towards the bad guys. They want a guy to pay them more attention, so they nag like hell. yeah, this makes him want to be around you more. They want a guy that cleans dishes, yet will date losers that still live with their mom. They want a guy with a good job, but wind up supporting an unemployed loser. They want flowers, so they complain that they don't get enough flowers. Do you see a pattern here? So many women want to eat what's in the right hand, but over and over will raise the left hand to their mouth. If you want what's good, go after what is good and quit whining because. Go find a nice guy and quit bitching because you can't take an asshole and turn him into Mr.Nice. :infrandom Think I'll get a good response with that? Before all you ladies jump on me, I'll tell you that I'm married...and my wife is HAPPILY married. She gets more flowers, hugs, kisses, and gifts than any woman I know....but never once complains or nags for any of them. In short, if you want a guy to be nice, conduct yourself in a way that you deserve it. If you then don't get what you want, he's obviously not the right guy for you. :thumbup: I am very self confident and a nice guy. I am not really a bad boy type. I could be but chose not to be. I am too nice and that is my problem. I was talking to a girl about that last night and she said that I was everything that she was looking for and then kissed a guy that was married. WTF is that about. Why do women always want what they can't have?

sounds like you guys are lookin for me...and I am also smart, Peice!

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:thumbup: I am very self confident and a nice guy. I am not really a bad boy type. I could be but chose not to be. I am too nice and that is my problem. I was talking to a girl about that last night and she said that I was everything that she was looking for and then kissed a guy that was married. WTF is that about. Why do women always want what they can't have? That kind of girls is the kind that doesn't know what she wants. They can tell you to your face that you're the kind of guy they're looking for but to me I think that's just a front. If you were the kind of guy she was looking for then that conversation would have went further. I always say don't go looking for someone for a long term relationship...let them find you. It just shows eagerness on your half when you're out searching. Just my .02 cents :thumbup:

sounds like you guys are lookin for me...and I am also smart, Peice! Actually, us GUYS are not looking for anybody that uses the name "mrknowitall."

sounds like you guys are lookin for me...and I am also smart, Peice! For saying that I hope you're a girl :headscrat ...you do know that the majority are guys here right? I sense a gender issue..... :hmmm:

:laughingr :rofl: :lol: :funny:

Quote: Originally Posted by mrknowitall sounds like you guys are lookin for me...and I am also smart, Peice! For saying that I hope you're a girl ...you do know that the majority are guys here right? I sense a gender issue..... my question is why are there more guys than ladies in a "ladies lounge"? I think there may be a gender issue elsewhere...peace!

Quote: Originally Posted by mrknowitall sounds like you guys are lookin for me...and I am also smart, Peice! For saying that I hope you're a girl ...you do know that the majority are guys here right? I sense a gender issue..... my question is why are there more guys than ladies in a "ladies lounge"? I think there may be a gender issue elsewhere...peace! Try "Sounds like you girls (or ladies) are lookig for me". :thumbup:

Try "Sounds like you girls (or ladies) are lookig for me". :thumbup: what he said...Peace!

sounds like you guys are lookin for me...and I am also smart, Peice! Take it to the hook up Thread Bro...Read the rules in here this is not the place! Thank's Princes

Try "Sounds like you girls (or ladies) are lookig for me". :thumbup: Same for you man :)

I wasn't looking to hook up...just responding to the Thread title...Peace!

Ok no problem just making sure you understand the rules :thumbup:

what he said...Peace! Actually, I'm a girl :thumbup: :D

lol..sorry, it is hard to tell sometimes from usernames...how many women or girls are there on this site anyway? Peace!

Actually, I'm a girl :thumbup: :D Cool , I apoligize good to know there is some female backup on this one :clap:

:D Not a problem :thumbup:

I got your back princess

I got your back princess :arsenal :thumbup: :bowdown: