Princeslea79
04-15-2005, 08:38 PM
Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!" :thumbup:
LaFemmes
04-16-2005, 01:17 PM
I love this one. :laughingr
DJ0416
04-16-2005, 06:42 PM
That's the first time I heard that one. Now if all married men were like that :lol:
Motojoe_23
04-30-2005, 07:28 AM
I'll have to remember that :crazy:
robertedwingsxr
08-02-2005, 11:52 AM
I don't get it :headscrat ............don't all married men not sleep with other women?.................................... :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr
miranda
08-02-2005, 01:22 PM
that was 2 f'in funny... true story just happened last night; so my honey got back in town on Sunday and needless to say I am now a happy lot less bitchy person ahhhhhhhh. back to the story..... last night he fell asleep on the couch after I ran him outta gas, yes he talks in his sleep. i'm trying to wake him up when he sits up wide eyed and says "look bitch I've told you twice" i continued to try to wake him up but he laid back down and i didn't think much of it..... this morning he wakes up and tells me he had this crazy dream about some chick he met while he was away, he wouldn't go into details but I'm not to worried.... everyone has dreams.
sorry about that boring ass story.... i'm bored!
1gsm16
08-12-2005, 06:29 PM
:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :clap: :clap: :thumbup:
FuzioN
08-12-2005, 11:05 PM
Honesty, you hit the jackpot!
04StreetGSXR
08-13-2005, 12:14 AM
i read this a while back still good