Men Are Like...........

Men are like ... coffee The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night. Men are like ... power tools They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work. Men are like ... old car tires Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like ... horoscopes They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like ... plastic wrap Cheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through. Men are like ... plungers They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like ... chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... remote controls Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV And Finally..... Men are like .. cement After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. :laughingr

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Men are like ... coffee The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night. Men are like ... power tools They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work. Men are like ... old car tires Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like ... horoscopes They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like ... plastic wrap Cheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through. Men are like ... plungers They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like ... chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... remote controls Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV And Finally..... Men are like .. cement After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. :laughingr thats not on and not true about the cement thing im like a quick setter or somthing :bounce

the cement one :funny: There was one guy I dated who could keep it hard constantly, even if he had just finished his 4th. I guess it has alot to do with age. IMO if they are over 29 they know what they're doing and how and when to do it! The things we miss! :damn:

hahaha :hmmm:

the cement one :funny: There was one guy I dated who could keep it hard constantly, even if he had just finished his 4th. I guess it has alot to do with age. IMO if they are over 29 they know what they're doing and how and when to do it! The things we miss! :damn: hey miranda, you seem like an honest girl..tell these guys that size really matters!!!!!

Funny, just swap the word 'women' for the word 'men', and it fits so right! :thumbup:

Miranda what r you talkin about im 19 and can go all night it's not age it's skill and how i was born im a natura :cool: l