Cops are sooo nice sometimes :D

:headshake It was me and my buddies on our way to one of the bike nights. I was in the lead and we were all stopped at a red light. While we are sitting there talking GSP (Georgia State Patrol) pulls up four cars back coming from the opposite direction. Of course I am not paying attention.... Well you guys know how the gixxer's are real quick to pop a wheelie by themselves right?? Yes I did it...and right in front of GSP too!! LOL Lucky all my other buddies saw him and slowed down..while I kept going after my wheelie popin azz did one right in the middle of the intersection and gunned it hoping the GSP didnt want to chase me.... well my luck there was another GSP right down the street... That GSP pulls me over and just sits in his car untill the other one pulls up. They both get out and had there hands on there guns. I was sooo pissed but when I pulled off my helmet they looked at me like "Oh snap, its a girl" He just looked at me and said Ma'am just keep your front wheel on the ground Then turned around and left :bike: :cheers: :thumbup:

I hate girls for this reason alone. :thefinger

I hate girls for this reason alone. :thefinger :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twofinger

They probably would have shot me with a tazor or at least maced me.

Hahaha the same thing happened to me last year on my old bike. James had dropped it in the garage breaking the clutch lever... He went and got a replacement (before I got home of course) but he put it on a little tighter and I didn't notice so I get on the bike pull out my drive way and get to this stop sign like 2 blocks from my house. In a school zone with kids leaving school and a cop posted right there. I make a complete stop. Wait for some kids to get out the yellow cross walk (in cali you can not enter a yellow cross walk while a ped. Is walking in it, you must wait till they step up on the curb or just get out of the cross walk) and try to continue on my way. Rev the bike till about 3k (when I was still learning) tried to slowly let out the clutch... It sliped got released to quick the front end was up in the air.. I went though the intersection, let off the gas (which of course when it first went up I accidently throttled it more) and the front end came down. I pulled over right away (cause my heart was beating 100x a minute at that point since it was my first wheelie ever and was completely un planned. Cop comes over and says I can't believe you just did that in front of me and in a school zone (of course all the little kids thought if was cool) I then took off my helmet and showed him my shaking hands and told him does it look like I did that on purpose... He of course saw I was a girl.. Asked if I was alright. And how long had I been riding (which I only had received my permit and was starting my msf class the next day) he was cool we chopped it up a couple minutes till I pointed out this thugged out dude in a whoopy who nearly hit a kid in the cross walk and he went over to go catch dude and I went home and parked the bike till after I completed the course.. And then I think waited another week before I got back on it!

So, being a female does have it up side. :hmmm:

I'm with "Dstrbd GSXR", if anything like this ever happens to me they'd burn my ass.............I think I'm cursed...........

what she didnt tell us is that she had her shirt off to bribe the cops to let her go! :laughingr

Hahaha. Hey...I need to be bribed...and I'm a cop too!

They probably would have shot me with a tazor or at least maced me. hahahaha :lol: :rofl: :rofl: ya they probly would have.... dam girls LOL

what she didnt tell us is that she had her shirt off to bribe the cops to let her go! :laughingr :lol: i would to if i knew id get away with it lol

Well we need some upsides to bleeding 1 week out of every month!

We have to put up with the symptoms. (attitude) not physical

Well we need some upsides to bleeding 1 week out of every month! i didnt need to hear that...i hear it eough now lol

Haha trust me the attitude you have to deal with is nothing compaired to the cramps and discomfort we have to go through... Not to mention the mood swings...

Haha trust me the attitude you have to deal with is nothing compaired to the cramps and discomfort we have to go through... Not to mention the mood swings... mood swings HAHA do tell... do tell. :lol:

what she didnt tell us is that she had her shirt off to bribe the cops to let her go! :laughingr :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Actually I ment to pop the wheelie... This one guy I ride with is so sexiest..he's like girls shouldnt ride etc etc.. he was ride behind me and I was whispering to my other friends I'll show his azz cant ride!! :thumbup: :twofinger

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Actually I ment to pop the wheelie... This one guy I ride with is so sexiest..he's like girls shouldnt ride etc etc.. he was ride behind me and I was whispering to my other friends I'll show his azz cant ride!! :thumbup: :twofinger :thumbup: glad to see a girl can finally ride!! :clap: :bowdown:

Thats not fair :twofinger

Life is not fair

Life is not fair :lol: :lol: :lol: she told you!!!

That is true. :thumbup:

My wife gets pulled over twice what I ever have, and has never been given a ticket. She recently got pulled over by a cop that other cops say would write his own mother a ticket...TWICE in the same week. He even remembered the first time when he got her the second, and still no ticket. Maybe one day, there will be a class action suit on behalf of the men that have gotten tickets, cause we're clearly discriminated against.

My wife gets pulled over twice what I ever have, and has never been given a ticket. She recently got pulled over by a cop that other cops say would write his own mother a ticket...TWICE in the same week. He even remembered the first time when he got her the second, and still no ticket. Maybe one day, there will be a class action suit on behalf of the men that have gotten tickets, cause we're clearly discriminated against. HERE HERE!!! :clap:

My wife gets pulled over twice what I ever have, and has never been given a ticket. She recently got pulled over by a cop that other cops say would write his own mother a ticket...TWICE in the same week. He even remembered the first time when he got her the second, and still no ticket. Maybe one day, there will be a class action suit on behalf of the men that have gotten tickets, cause we're clearly discriminated against. Hahaha yes and maybe the case will be heard by judge judy... Or just maybelene

Judge Maybelene is so sexist. She must have been burned by men real bad in her past. If you are a man and you get invited to her court room, you might as well plead guilty and save yourself some time, regardless of what you've done or didn't do, it doesn't matter, you will go down.

Well we need some upsides to bleeding 1 week out of every month! You do, you have the power to not give it up, and take half our shit when we get pissed and leave :lol:

Haha trust me the attitude you have to deal with is nothing compaired to the cramps and discomfort we have to go through... Not to mention the mood swings... BULL FUCKING SHIT....you don't have to deal with a 100lbs.+ of twisted fury...Jekyl n' Hide ain't got SHIT on a woman going thru her cycle.....i don't know if they want a hug, a cookie, some peanut M&M's, a blanket, or a meat cleaver to hack my balls off. its a very deadly game of dodging bullets during that week...you better hope you didn't grab the plain M&M's instead of peanut cuz your ass will get shanked by an eyeliner pencil when you least expect it... back onto topic, how much does a nice rack cost??? :headscrat if i get them big enough i'll never even have to remove the helmet because they'll be busting out of the jacket :thumbup: on second thought, if i got boobs i wouldn't even leave the damn house anymore :laughingr i hate you guys..."the devil! they're the devil i say!"

I'm gonna have to go against the grain here for a minute. I get pulled over all the time for fuckin around on my bike or in my truck(mostly the bike though). I haven't ever gotten a ticket for wheelies or stoppies or anything. I did however get pulled over last thursday and th cop got out of the car and said "you're under arrest and I'm towing your bike. Do you have any preference who tows it?" I'm like fuck! I left my cell phone at the house, my friends took off because we all knew why the cop put on his blues. He asked me if I had the 30 cash bail money, which I didn't. My bike is still not registered or insured so all I had was my old bikes reg. He let me drive off, I do have to go to court next month but hey at least I have a chance of getting aways with it still. I've been to court a few times from bike stunts but get away with it all the time. So see you don't need tits, just be nice to the police and admit you were being retarded and they can be nice in return sometimes. Maybe I'm just the luckiest bastard in the world?

BULL FUCKING SHIT....you don't have to deal with a 100lbs.+ of twisted fury...Jekyl n' Hide ain't got SHIT on a woman going thru her cycle.....i don't know if they want a hug, a cookie, some peanut M&M's, a blanket, or a meat cleaver to hack my balls off. its a very deadly game of dodging bullets during that week...you better hope you didn't grab the plain M&M's instead of peanut cuz your ass will get shanked by an eyeliner pencil when you least expect it... back onto topic, how much does a nice rack cost??? :headscrat if i get them big enough i'll never even have to remove the helmet because they'll be busting out of the jacket :thumbup: on second thought, if i got boobs i wouldn't even leave the damn house anymore :laughingr i hate you guys..."the devil! they're the devil i say!" very true... its best to avoid saying or doing anything that can provoke a women during that time. If she ask for m&M's be smart and ask her very clearly what type before you leave... I personally know that i have even james specific instructions on going to buy certain items and only 1 out of 10 times does he come back with the correct items

very true... its best to avoid saying or doing anything that can provoke a women during that time. you mean like breath or piss? :lol:

Yes.. And just about anything else you would normally do

you should of launched your bike at the side of the second cops car at about 10,000 RPM's and seen what kind of ohh shitt face he makes and then sprayed your dry shot and disappeared thats always a ton of fun

you should of launched your bike at the side of the second cops car at about 10,000 RPM's and seen what kind of ohh shitt face he makes and then sprayed your dry shot and disappeared thats always a ton of fun In a perfect world that would be nice.

you should of launched your bike at the side of the second cops car at about 10,000 RPM's and seen what kind of ohh shitt face he makes and then sprayed your dry shot and disappeared thats always a ton of fun sorry to reopen an old thread, but that just sounded so gay....sorry, um, unless you carry your own CGI effects lab around with you, I'd say, ummm, no...

Cops here hate me.....never gotten me on the bike.....get followed often though.....If I get pulled over I'll probably get shot...like 12 times

Cops here hate me.....never gotten me on the bike.....get followed often though.....If I get pulled over I'll probably get shot...like 12 times WHY NOT EMPTY OUT THE CLIP

:2hard CHICKS HAVE IT SO EASY :2hard My sister is a beautiful girl. I've delt with it my whole life, IE friends teasing me about hooking up with her, Valentines day my house turns into a flower shop from would be suiters trying to get her attention, all that crap. Anyways, one night she went the wrong way down a one way street in downtown dallas and hit a freakin benz. Her front bumper, passenger headlight and fender were damaged moderately. I wake up the next morning and got to hear the whole story. A week later, i woke up and went outside to get the paper and saw that her car was fixed and fixed good. I was so shocked to see it fixed that i inspected the work and the body lines all matched and the gaps were perfect. She's a full time college student. She did'nt have the money to fix the car. I go in her room and asked her how the hell she got her car fixed. She said she went to a collision center and was getting a estimate done and caught the guy behind the counter burning holes in her. So she started to flirt thinking she could score a cheaper price. The guy took her out to her car and told her he would do it for free if he could have a date. A FUCKING DATE!?!?! I asked her did he expect anything at the end of the date? She said nope, all he did was give her a kiss on the cheek and a hug as he dropped her off at the house. And thats just one story. Hell half the reason i go out drinking w/ her is b/c everybody buys her drinks or she gets them free from the bartender. I always have a cheap night when i go out her. :) All you girls have to do is bat your eyes, and you get anything you want. So you have a period once a month, big fuckin deal. go buy some mydol with all the money you save dooping guys into buying you drinks :thefinger

:funny: so true

:2hard CHICKS HAVE IT SO EASY :2hard My sister is a beautiful girl. I've delt with it my whole life, IE friends teasing me about hooking up with her, Valentines day my house turns into a flower shop from would be suiters trying to get her attention, all that crap. Anyways, one night she went the wrong way down a one way street in downtown dallas and hit a freakin benz. Her front bumper, passenger headlight and fender were damaged moderately. I wake up the next morning and got to hear the whole story. A week later, i woke up and went outside to get the paper and saw that her car was fixed and fixed good. I was so shocked to see it fixed that i inspected the work and the body lines all matched and the gaps were perfect. She's a full time college student. She did'nt have the money to fix the car. I go in her room and asked her how the hell she got her car fixed. She said she went to a collision center and was getting a estimate done and caught the guy behind the counter burning holes in her. So she started to flirt thinking she could score a cheaper price. The guy took her out to her car and told her he would do it for free if he could have a date. A FUCKING DATE!?!?! I asked her did he expect anything at the end of the date? She said nope, all he did was give her a kiss on the cheek and a hug as he dropped her off at the house. And thats just one story. Hell half the reason i go out drinking w/ her is b/c everybody buys her drinks or she gets them free from the bartender. I always have a cheap night when i go out her. :) All you girls have to do is bat your eyes, and you get anything you want. So you have a period once a month, big fuckin deal. go buy some mydol with all the money you save dooping guys into buying you drinks :thefinger Im sure he wasnt the only one doing the dropping that night.

man cops can kiss my azz when it comes to being fair. if ur gonna let some people go and hang others you definitely suck

:2hard CHICKS HAVE IT SO EASY :2hard My sister is a beautiful girl. I've delt with it my whole life, IE friends teasing me about hooking up with her, Valentines day my house turns into a flower shop from would be suiters trying to get her attention, all that crap. Anyways, one night she went the wrong way down a one way street in downtown dallas and hit a freakin benz. Her front bumper, passenger headlight and fender were damaged moderately. I wake up the next morning and got to hear the whole story. A week later, i woke up and went outside to get the paper and saw that her car was fixed and fixed good. I was so shocked to see it fixed that i inspected the work and the body lines all matched and the gaps were perfect. She's a full time college student. She did'nt have the money to fix the car. I go in her room and asked her how the hell she got her car fixed. She said she went to a collision center and was getting a estimate done and caught the guy behind the counter burning holes in her. So she started to flirt thinking she could score a cheaper price. The guy took her out to her car and told her he would do it for free if he could have a date. A FUCKING DATE!?!?! I asked her did he expect anything at the end of the date? She said nope, all he did was give her a kiss on the cheek and a hug as he dropped her off at the house. And thats just one story. Hell half the reason i go out drinking w/ her is b/c everybody buys her drinks or she gets them free from the bartender. I always have a cheap night when i go out her. :) All you girls have to do is bat your eyes, and you get anything you want. So you have a period once a month, big fuckin deal. go buy some mydol with all the money you save dooping guys into buying you drinks :thefinger I don't know why but that has me cracking up!!!

:2hard CHICKS HAVE IT SO EASY :2hard My sister is a beautiful girl. I've delt with it my whole life, IE friends teasing me about hooking up with her, Valentines day my house turns into a flower shop from would be suiters trying to get her attention, all that crap. Anyways, one night she went the wrong way down a one way street in downtown dallas and hit a freakin benz. Her front bumper, passenger headlight and fender were damaged moderately. I wake up the next morning and got to hear the whole story. A week later, i woke up and went outside to get the paper and saw that her car was fixed and fixed good. I was so shocked to see it fixed that i inspected the work and the body lines all matched and the gaps were perfect. She's a full time college student. She did'nt have the money to fix the car. I go in her room and asked her how the hell she got her car fixed. She said she went to a collision center and was getting a estimate done and caught the guy behind the counter burning holes in her. So she started to flirt thinking she could score a cheaper price. The guy took her out to her car and told her he would do it for free if he could have a date. A FUCKING DATE!?!?! I asked her did he expect anything at the end of the date? She said nope, all he did was give her a kiss on the cheek and a hug as he dropped her off at the house. And thats just one story. Hell half the reason i go out drinking w/ her is b/c everybody buys her drinks or she gets them free from the bartender. I always have a cheap night when i go out her. :) All you girls have to do is bat your eyes, and you get anything you want. So you have a period once a month, big fuckin deal. go buy some mydol with all the money you save dooping guys into buying you drinks :thefinger DUDE! Do you really think she would tell you everything? Come on now! I don't think somebody would repair a car with $1000+ damage for just a peck at the end of the night. Wake up!! :lol:

Moto, I thought the same thing and we are ALWAYS honest w/ each other. But on the flip side, ignorance is bliss. I would much rather not here about my sister's sex-capades. If there is any!!

a-men! but women do get out of shit eaiser.... Matt

Moto, I thought the same thing and we are ALWAYS honest w/ each other. But on the flip side, ignorance is bliss. I would much rather not here about my sister's sex-capades. If there is any!! Hell...If I was a hot ass chic, I'd be taking full advantage of my sexuality as well.

yea so would i but im not a chick so i cant flash some man boobs(dont have any LOL) and get away with it. Matt

man cops can kiss my azz when it comes to being fair. if ur gonna let some people go and hang others you definitely suck it's called officer discretion :lol:

Almost makes the guys wanna put on a wig so they can get out of tickets. Women SUCK when it comes to that crap. I had a friend of mine that was tipsy and drove because i was kinda smashed. And sure as shit she gets pulled over pops a piece of gum in and told the cop that she drove all the way from across the shore to pick me her " " boyfriend up since I was to drunk to drive. and the DAMN cop let her go he said next time dont cross the double yellow lines and keep the speed limit........ GRRR WOMEN!!!!! i still love yeah though.

hey if the girls can get away with it, doesn't mean the guys have to be jealous :2hard haha j/p

i think the best thing said in this thread/ discussion; "life is not fair" you do what you have to do sometimes.. the best person doesnt always get the job,the money.. it's who you know, and not what you know... i've had the same car for over 6 yrs. dumped all sorts of money into it... i don't burn out anymore or drive past 120.. but sometimes it helps to know a few cops... mention there names.. hell, i was stopped one night for something stupid, turns out my damn license was suspended...(no more points left.. even though i went to court, paid all my damn tickets!!- shit i didnt know) next thing i know... they are askng me to call somebody to drive my car away, or it will get towed/ cause i'm going to jail..... shit, i called my bestfriends dad (lead detective).. the cop got of the phone with him.. and was like yes sir.. okay sir.. not a problem sir... you guys have a good night... fuck being fair. do what you have to do :]

:2hard CHICKS HAVE IT SO EASY :2hard My sister is a beautiful girl. I've delt with it my whole life, IE friends teasing me about hooking up with her, Valentines day my house turns into a flower shop from would be suiters trying to get her attention, all that crap. Anyways, one night she went the wrong way down a one way street in downtown dallas and hit a freakin benz. Her front bumper, passenger headlight and fender were damaged moderately. I wake up the next morning and got to hear the whole story. A week later, i woke up and went outside to get the paper and saw that her car was fixed and fixed good. I was so shocked to see it fixed that i inspected the work and the body lines all matched and the gaps were perfect. She's a full time college student. She did'nt have the money to fix the car. I go in her room and asked her how the hell she got her car fixed. She said she went to a collision center and was getting a estimate done and caught the guy behind the counter burning holes in her. So she started to flirt thinking she could score a cheaper price. The guy took her out to her car and told her he would do it for free if he could have a date. A FUCKING DATE!?!?! I asked her did he expect anything at the end of the date? She said nope, all he did was give her a kiss on the cheek and a hug as he dropped her off at the house. And thats just one story. Hell half the reason i go out drinking w/ her is b/c everybody buys her drinks or she gets them free from the bartender. I always have a cheap night when i go out her. :) All you girls have to do is bat your eyes, and you get anything you want. So you have a period once a month, big fuckin deal. go buy some mydol with all the money you save dooping guys into buying you drinks :thefinger ive seen this done B4, some guys are just loosers like this. So..... whats your sister look like?:cool:

BULL FUCKING SHIT....you don't have to deal with a 100lbs.+ of twisted fury...Jekyl n' Hide ain't got SHIT on a woman going thru her cycle.....i don't know if they want a hug, a cookie, some peanut M&M's, a blanket, or a meat cleaver to hack my balls off. its a very deadly game of dodging bullets during that week...you better hope you didn't grab the plain M&M's instead of peanut cuz your ass will get shanked by an eyeliner pencil when you least expect it... back onto topic, how much does a nice rack cost??? :headscrat if i get them big enough i'll never even have to remove the helmet because they'll be busting out of the jacket :thumbup: on second thought, if i got boobs i wouldn't even leave the damn house anymore :laughingr i hate you guys..."the devil! they're the devil i say!" i was just reading all the replies to this thread and this one OMG hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :laughingr :laughingr

I'm not even going to start.

GSP likes Asian girls. Not guys.

All you girls have to do is bat your eyes, and you get anything you want. So you have a period once a month, big fuckin deal. go buy some mydol with all the money you save dooping guys into buying you drinks :thefinger :lol: :lol: :lol:

BULL FUCKING SHIT....you don't have to deal with a 100lbs.+ of twisted fury...Jekyl n' Hide ain't got SHIT on a woman going thru her cycle.....i don't know if they want a hug, a cookie, some peanut M&M's, a blanket, or a meat cleaver to hack my balls off. its a very deadly game of dodging bullets during that week...you better hope you didn't grab the plain M&M's instead of peanut cuz your ass will get shanked by an eyeliner pencil when you least expect it... back onto topic, how much does a nice rack cost??? :headscrat if i get them big enough i'll never even have to remove the helmet because they'll be busting out of the jacket :thumbup: on second thought, if i got boobs i wouldn't even leave the damn house anymore :laughingr i hate you guys..."the devil! they're the devil i say!" Thats why you keep alittle of everything on hand. It works for me.

bullshit, I never get out of tickets but my husband does

bullshit, I never get out of tickets but my husband does I sense gay jokes/remarks on the horizon.... :lol:

I sense gay jokes/remarks on the horizon.... :lol: lol....I knew they would be coming:lol:

This is some funny azz stuff, but it is true women get away with alot of stuff way more then guys, This girl i know got pulled over in her car going 90 in a 55, and the cop lets her go. I go 85 in a 55 on my bike i get a nice hot date in court and a $150.00 fine now how does that work :hmmm: and yeah she has got some big tits dont get me wrong:lol:

what is regular penalty for wheelies? just ticket?

what is regular penalty for wheelies? just ticket? reckless driving

Two friends of mine driving to work last week look behind them and see another motorcyclist so they decide to do a couple stand ups for him. Well considering he was CHP he didn't like that because he thought they were mocking him looking right at him and then doing these wheeelies, understandably so. So they get pulled over. Guy1 gets reckless driving, driving without a liscense (apparently so), and exhibition of speed. Guy2 gets reckless driving, exhibition and his GSXR 600 gets impounded because it is a stunt bike and held together with zipties. Therefore considered unsafe to drive. Sucks to be them right now.

This post pisses me off. I bet girls on a sportsbike RARELY ever get tickets. Grrrr:thefinger

Hell...If I was a hot ass chic, I'd be taking full advantage of my sexuality as well. OMG! :headshake :headshake what guy here if he was a woman wouldn't be a total freakin ho?! there wouldn't be any more wars because we'd all be fugn! the gross national product would cease because we'd all be fugn! hell, we might stop riding gixxers. yes, he said it - sex better than gixxin'!? only if i could get Soap's hot ass sister. heard she did the whole body shop. she was AIRTIGHT (all 3 holes plugged) :clap:

If being a female helps avoiding getting tickets, well.... no thanks. I would rather get 100 tickets than: 1. get a period every month 2. have a 10 incher inside me 3. have a fat greasy body on top of me pounding away 4. having to spend $500 a month on make-up/perfume 5. going through a 50 hour child delivery 6. watch"Dancing with the stars" 7. breaking a nail :laughingr :infrandom

lmao in their (women's) defense though, I've gotten my fair share of nice cops. Granted I got a ticket almost every time I've been pulled over they were nice enough to write me up for much less than what I should have gotten.

It all depends on the cop.

f the police. sorry, c my post in the lobby.

a lot of times if your just respectful and pull over they will cut you alot of slack. doesnt hurt if your a LEO either :cool:

lucky

they would have shot me when i reached for my helmet

OMG! :headshake :headshake what guy here if he was a woman wouldn't be a total freakin ho?! there wouldn't be any more wars because we'd all be fugn! the gross national product would cease because we'd all be fugn! hell, we might stop riding gixxers. yes, he said it - sex better than gixxin'!? only if i could get Soap's hot ass sister. heard she did the whole body shop. she was AIRTIGHT (all 3 holes plugged) :clap: LMFAO:funny: :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :thumbup: +1

well..well..well you may be a girl but I'LL NEVER GET PREGOO hahahahahah i win

wow your so lucky lol. They pulled out their guns though? lol what a couple of nabs. Why would you ever pull out your gun because somebody did a wheelie, that just sounds rediculous to me. Ive been pulled over 1 time doing 80 in a 40 and the guy decided to give me a life long story about how he used to ride bikes and bla bla bla. Then he started talking about his daughter and what school she goes to. I sat their like omfg when is this guy going to shut up ahah. Then he just let me go about 3 hours later... ~~

I wish I was a girl when I get pulled over

lol....I knew they would be coming:lol: would these gay jokes be about how your husband gets out of tickets? ;) (for those of you thread-challenged, she said her husband gets out of tickets and she feels gay jokes are cumin) true story: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball. "He replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

I've gotten pulled over b4 for pulling up the front tire right infront of a cop, all he said was 'After doing a stunt like that i just want to make sure you are legal to ride'. after that he told me i should pry head home sence it was dark and i only had my temps...no ticket

girls get away with things so much more than us guys. For us we would be in jail and charged with reckless driving and evading police., have our bike towed, have the cop say we tried to hit him, The list goes on. Lucky bastard

I hate girls for this reason alone. :thefinger Your seriously ill then son:lol:

. They pulled out their guns though? lol what a couple of nabs. Why would you ever pull out your gun because somebody did a wheelie, that just sounds rediculous to me. Its called covering you ass....You never know when some wingnut may snap and pull a weapon...

DUDE! Do you really think she would tell you everything? Come on now! I don't think somebody would repair a car with $1000+ damage for just a peck at the end of the night. Wake up!! :lol: Dude........your making me really glad I don't have a FN sister. That guy probably thinks his sis is still the big V and then you go a burst his bubble. FUCK........your an asshole.... LOL:funny:

OMG! :headshake :headshake what guy here if he was a woman wouldn't be a total freakin ho?! there wouldn't be any more wars because we'd all be fugn! the gross national product would cease because we'd all be fugn! hell, we might stop riding gixxers. yes, he said it - sex better than gixxin'!? only if i could get Soap's hot ass sister. heard she did the whole body shop. she was AIRTIGHT (all 3 holes plugged) :clap: Damn.....I'm not sure fucked up even covers that.:arsenal

Damn...good story.

lol thats funny

I have a friend that is a Cincinnati cop. I told him to look for attractive women and find a reason to give them a ticket. Y'all get let off enough and now its payback time:thefinger

a-men! but women do get out of shit eaiser.... Matt ok im playing catch up, and im only on page 4 BUT! wtf? period? thats it? oh no!!!!!! a woman gave birth to all of yall.... think of an 8lb baby coming out of your penis... we diserve EVERYTHING + more than what we get!

:headshake It was me and my buddies on our way to one of the bike nights. I was in the lead and we were all stopped at a red light. While we are sitting there talking GSP (Georgia State Patrol) pulls up four cars back coming from the opposite direction. Of course I am not paying attention.... Well you guys know how the gixxer's are real quick to pop a wheelie by themselves right?? Yes I did it...and right in front of GSP too!! LOL Lucky all my other buddies saw him and slowed down..while I kept going after my wheelie popin azz did one right in the middle of the intersection and gunned it hoping the GSP didnt want to chase me.... well my luck there was another GSP right down the street... That GSP pulls me over and just sits in his car untill the other one pulls up. They both get out and had there hands on there guns. I was sooo pissed but when I pulled off my helmet they looked at me like "Oh snap, its a girl" He just looked at me and said Ma'am just keep your front wheel on the ground Then turned around and left :bike: :cheers: :thumbup: The powers of having a petite vagina never seem to amaze people. You’re a girl you always have the upper hand when it come to mischief.

ok im playing catch up, and im only on page 4 BUT! wtf? period? thats it? oh no!!!!!! a woman gave birth to all of yall.... think of an 8lb baby coming out of your penis... we diserve EVERYTHING + more than what we get! OK maybe after the 8lbs kid the vag is not as petite as it used to be:headscrat

Battle of the sexes...yikes. :arsenal :arsenal :arsenal

i don't know why it is, but i can flirt really easily with black women. i once got out of a ticket when a black femal officer pulled me over for going 70 in a 55. granted i was in my car... maybe it would have been different if i was on the bike. they're just easier to talk to than white girls (for me)... so, if a sista pulls me over i'm good. take that ladies :arsenal

If being a female helps avoiding getting tickets, well.... no thanks. I would rather get 100 tickets than: 1. get a period every month 2. have a 10 incher inside me 3. have a fat greasy body on top of me pounding away 4. having to spend $500 a month on make-up/perfume 5. going through a 50 hour child delivery 6. watch"Dancing with the stars" 7. breaking a nail :laughingr :infrandom OMG....LMFAO.. Funniest thing i've heard lately.:thumbup:

*cough* Only been pulled over once, in my Jeep, back in 1997. For doing 3 mph over the speed limit. In a little hick-town with 3 officers. He never asked for my license or registration; instead, he asked me about my marital status; said he'd never seen me around before, so he asked where was I from; asked what high school I used to go to; who my friends were...... I think the "WTF?" look on my facehttp://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/confused/confused0050.gif must've conveyed my thoughts to him very well. He told me to slow it down and to have a nice day. And that's the only time I've EVER been pulled over. So far.http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angelic002.gif

If being a female helps avoiding getting tickets, well.... no thanks. I would rather get 100 tickets than: 1. get a period every month 2. have a 10 incher inside me 3. have a fat greasy body on top of me pounding away 4. having to spend $500 a month on make-up/perfume 5. going through a 50 hour child delivery 6. watch"Dancing with the stars" 7. breaking a nail :laughingr :infrandom OMG....LMFAO.. Funniest thing i've heard lately.:thumbup: We actually like # 2, 3 (sometimes) and 4 ;)

We actually like # 2, 3 (sometimes) and 4 ;) :thumbup: :clap: :lol:

I know I'm late in this thread.... but I hate you for having bewbs....

So, being a female does have it up side. :hmmm: :headscrat it does??

We actually like # 2, 3 (sometimes) and 4 ;) You are aware you're implying your man has a "fat greasy body". If he's neither fat nor greasy, you've just admitted to adultery... :lol:

I cant think of one time I've been pulled over and given a warning. :headscrat no dosent happen I could have just crash been bleeding to death on the side of the road and a state trooper roll up and give me a ticket for crashing to F%^cking fast!:headshake

Maybe I should start riding around with a wig ....:laughingr