seattle man dies after sex with horse

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 01:21 PM
Haha I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this headline! Http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349

robertedwingsxr
07-18-2005, 01:22 PM
now that is funny.............but not unexpected that it would happen at some time......

skibum91
07-18-2005, 01:47 PM
thats just disgusting, what the hell is wrong with people.

SarasotaGSXR
07-18-2005, 01:59 PM
Thats just plain nasty but funny as hell, at first I thought it meant he was givin it to the horse in the ass but I guess it was the other way around, that had 2 hurt like a mo fo!!!! :laughingr

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 02:10 PM
Hahaha so did I at first then I realized it was the other way around... Must have been tramtic for the horse to lose a lover like that hahahaa Now you got men trying to get into the donkey show game!

SarasotaGSXR
07-18-2005, 03:16 PM
next thing they'll b trying to pop ping pong balls outta they ass!!! HaHa

skibum91
07-18-2005, 03:20 PM
next thing they'll b trying to pop ping pong balls outta they ass!!! HaHa :laughingr :thefinger :headshake

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 04:56 PM
hahaha i just showed my sister hahaha this is still funny

UnFaZeD
07-18-2005, 06:56 PM
hahaha thats some funny shit... read in history, some queen died from fuckin a horse lol

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 07:00 PM
where the hell did that happen?

dejvan
07-18-2005, 07:29 PM
Maaan, I have to be more carfuull now :laughingr. That's my town and I didn't even hear about it. I have to talk to my neighbor, if he knows more. He works at the feedstore. Man, I've got 3 horses. I can't imagine, how long that poor mare was steady before she kicked his ass :laughingr

gixxerbrendan
07-18-2005, 07:30 PM
Brings new meaning to hung like a horse... :laughingr

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 07:33 PM
Maaan, I have to be more carfuull now :laughingr. That's my town and I didn't even hear about it. I have to talk to my neighbor, if he knows more. He works at the feedstore. Man, I've got 3 horses. I can't imagine, how long that poor mare was steady before she kicked his ass :laughingr hahah No dear he was the one on the receiving end of that deal!

dejvan
07-18-2005, 07:36 PM
hahah No dear he was the one on the receiving end of that deal! Yeah I didn't read it right. I know it now. Neighbor said, the guy had everythink out (guts etc,) when they dropped him of in front of ER

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 07:39 PM
i can't figure out how dude didn't look at the horses dick and figure out that its to big to go in his lil ass... i mean just the girth alone OUCH!

dejvan
07-18-2005, 07:42 PM
i can't figure out how dude didn't look at the horses dick and figure out that its to big to go in his lil ass... i mean just the girth alone OUCH! yea, he should go with donkey. My friend has one :laughingr

UnFaZeD
07-18-2005, 07:52 PM
where the hell did that happen? Catherine the Great Or some shit like that.. Englind lol

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 08:02 PM
Haha that must have been pretty embarrasing for the royal family

SarasotaGSXR
07-18-2005, 08:03 PM
The Romans used to use bulls to torture and kill women who broke the law back in the day, in the colliseums, not sure what kinda offense they had to commit but damn that is some serious shit. No wonder we have all these f'd up std's nowadays people messin with animals and shit. Cross contamination!! haha :laughingr

dejvan
07-18-2005, 08:23 PM
The Romans used to use bulls to torture and kill women who broke the law back in the day, in the colliseums, not sure what kinda offense they had to commit but damn that is some serious shit. No wonder we have all these f'd up std's nowadays people messin with animals and shit. Cross contamination!! haha :laughingr Seriously, I saw few people with Horse faces around here. :lol:

SarasotaGSXR
07-18-2005, 08:35 PM
:funny: :laughingr lmfao, Centaurs!!! cross breeding, thats worse than incest :headshake

Lyte-
07-18-2005, 09:46 PM
haha aids is a virus that monkeys have... humans had to get it for the first time some how

BallHawk3
08-29-2005, 04:45 AM
haha aids is a virus that monkeys have... humans had to get it for the first time some how yup just think, the virus is running around cause someone banged a monkey.

skibum91
08-29-2005, 08:20 AM
yup just think, the virus is running around cause someone banged a monkey. you just couldn't control yourself could you ball lick. :lol:

Rezinate
09-16-2005, 11:06 AM
yeah haha that is some funny stuff :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

stackle2
10-21-2005, 09:19 PM
next thing they'll b trying to pop ping pong balls outta they ass!!! HaHa Trying? Bitch, Suceeding!

XPointBlakeX
10-22-2005, 01:08 AM
:wtf: who am i kidding :hitit::woot: the guy that is with a baseball bat was a freak :headshake

crash
10-27-2005, 01:51 PM
OMG NOW THATS SOME FUNNY SH**!!!!! THIS WHOLE THING HAD ME ROLLING NOW EVERYONE IN MY OFFICE WANTS TO KNOW THE DEAL> :laughingr :laughingr

azichek
11-07-2005, 11:42 PM
haha, how did his colon get preforated.

rrash
11-28-2005, 02:38 PM
haha that sucks

catchthis44
11-28-2005, 08:33 PM
what amazes me is that it is perfectly legal to do this to a horse but they are going to file charges for a goat...See police do have more to worry about in the world than us doin stupid shit on our bikes...

crizoc
01-03-2006, 03:32 AM
The queen never really had sex with a horse. Look it up, its all over the place. http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/catherinethegreat/a/histmyths1.htm http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_109 http://www.sexscrolls.net/catherine.html She in reality died of illness in bed. That rumor began somewhere in Russia. Just wanted to clear it up before ignorance got spread even more :-p

archris05
01-03-2006, 11:07 AM
:laughingr that is funny.. I have a funny story speaking of goats. My dad has 3 goats, and on my 17th birthday i had a bonfire down at the barn. Well one of my buddies who's name i won't mention, got sa damn drunk, he was chasing the damn goat around with a bud light in one hand and his pants around his ankles, hollaring "I'ma fuck ya when i catch ya" Needless to say he fell on his face after about 10 steps. lol.. Just thought i'd share that. :lol:

lebron
01-04-2006, 07:42 AM
haha i know that guy :eek: :eek: :eek: :rofl: :rofl:

gsxrgrlrr
01-04-2006, 01:53 PM
wtf, that is just nasty, and why isnt it illegal everywhere to have sex w/animals?

BallHawk3
01-04-2006, 02:13 PM
wtf, that is just nasty, and why isnt it illegal everywhere to have sex w/animals? cause then every girl here wuld be in jail cause i'm "hung" like a horse :lol:

damienpl7
01-28-2006, 09:40 PM
:hmmm: Im just glad to see theyre so damn worried about the goats, I guess Mr. Ed is on his own

GulfCoastGixxer
01-30-2006, 07:09 PM
Way to bring up a dead thread :clap:

Zee
02-01-2006, 07:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laughingr

FizzikalJ
02-07-2006, 02:47 PM
Wow..i didnt kno Beastiality still existed...i mean i kno it happens, but it is one of those out of sight out of mind deals... :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

yellow&black04
03-04-2006, 09:24 AM
thats just wrong, what the hell was he thinkin:headscrat

carpe deim
03-05-2006, 08:12 PM
that fool was was not smart at all. taste death, live life, ride.

dilbee
04-01-2006, 03:40 AM
if thats a stalion it would of split him in two, ouch!!! A horses dick aint small at all. I wont say anything about New Zealanders and sheep but. lol :laughingr

SUKGUY
04-20-2006, 11:54 AM
Omg What Is Up With That. Sick--sick--sick--sick

smitts79
05-06-2006, 11:41 AM
Thats nasty man. Maybe a donkey just kidding ride on

Blaster
05-07-2006, 01:06 AM
Im thinking here is the next Darwin award.

HeX
05-30-2006, 07:09 PM
:headshake:

saefirebird
05-30-2006, 08:49 PM
Serves him right..... :rofl:

GSXRacr1K
05-30-2006, 10:56 PM
don't even want to read the story

joker0313
06-20-2006, 11:35 PM
damn what a way to die!!!! LOL Theres some gross people in this world

1-FaSt-GsXr-1k
06-21-2006, 01:51 PM
wow

yellow&black04
06-21-2006, 06:44 PM
the last post before today on this was a lil less then a month ago...........WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING ON SHIT THATS A MONTH OLD? :headshake old news chiefs keep up with the fucking present not the past

SoK
06-22-2006, 02:32 PM
lol i was gonna say, this thread is still going?! how many comments can be made about a dude killed fuckin his horse

gixxerthug
07-16-2006, 12:57 AM
so so wrong :headshake

05Gixxer King
07-16-2006, 01:08 AM
this was about 10min from where i used to live and i have to say it's not a suprise. There were always jokes at my school about animal fucking going on out there but this just proves it. Not long after this they broke a whole big animal prostitution ring. I laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself when i was 1st told

04jigsir600
07-19-2006, 03:48 PM
WTF!?! did not want to read the details but sounds like he should have used a condom

BlackStevo
07-27-2006, 02:32 PM
theres a vid of this somewhere online, i saw it last summer. Its kinda rough

yellow&black04
07-27-2006, 07:47 PM
the last post before today on this was a lil less then a month ago...........WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING ON SHIT THATS A MONTH OLD? :headshake old news chiefs keep up with the fucking present not the past do i really need to fucking say this again?you novice's & "squids" are morons

Boxcart1
07-27-2006, 07:59 PM
Perforated Colon :laughingr = Huge Air Gap :laughingr :laughingr

KandyGixxer
07-30-2006, 09:17 PM
hahaha thats some funny shit... read in history, some queen died from fuckin a horse lol Ewwww! I think I'm going to be sick :headshake :flush:

flhandster
08-16-2006, 11:23 PM
:plzdie: :flush:

jct
08-17-2006, 12:12 PM
Omg!

smc15223
08-17-2006, 12:49 PM
:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

yellow&black04
08-17-2006, 03:35 PM
the last post before today on this was a lil less then a month ago...........WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING ON SHIT THATS A MONTH OLD? :headshake old news chiefs keep up with the fucking present not the past ....

MNGSXR600
08-17-2006, 03:48 PM
The funny part is the end quote........ Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime. “If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.

FLANNEL
08-18-2006, 05:38 AM
sick dude head is wired up wrong :infrandom

flhandster
08-18-2006, 07:45 AM
:plzdie: :poo: :plzdie: :headscrat :plzdie:

KandyGixxer
08-24-2006, 12:37 AM
:headshake :headshake :headshake

flhandster
08-24-2006, 06:35 AM
:needpics: :poo: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie:

SSBob
08-28-2006, 07:31 PM
I guess that means he wont Horse around anymore:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

GixxerLove311
08-28-2006, 10:11 PM
Haha well that takes care of that. Maybe it'll make some of those weird sick people think twice about taking it in the ass by a horse.. lol. good grief.

KandyGixxer
08-29-2006, 12:06 AM
Dude probably went to take a shit and his intestines fell out his arse!:hmmm:

05Gixxer King
08-29-2006, 01:51 AM
I swear i still laugh everytime i read this story just becuase i know how hick thoose people are (i lived not far away) and how the running joke at my HS for years was that the people there fucked animals. It's amazing to me how some stereotypes can be so damn true

smc15223
08-29-2006, 07:54 AM
Long time ago, when I was in high school, there was a story of a guy hitting a deer with his car. He pickled up the remains and kept them, on ice, in his bath tub. He used the carcass for sexual gratification over the coarse of a couple weeks, until the neighbors complained about the smell. I swear to God it is true, happened in Pittsburgh PA.

SSBob
08-30-2006, 07:21 AM
:funny: Thats some sick shit:headshake

SuzukiGirl
08-30-2006, 07:23 AM
:plzdie: :plzdie:

phreak
08-30-2006, 12:36 PM
jesus. f'in disgusting. twisted bastard!

Ak27
08-31-2006, 10:18 PM
Sick:poo:

EL UNICO
08-31-2006, 11:39 PM
:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

flhandster
08-31-2006, 11:41 PM
jesus. f'in disgusting. twisted bastard!This Thread has nothing to do with Jesus, that is for sure! :headshake :lame: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie:

jgsxr04600
09-06-2006, 04:17 PM
I wonder if his life insurance has a disclaimer about that???!!!

GixxerFX
09-06-2006, 05:50 PM
I guess the horse really gave it to em' :headshake

flhandster
09-06-2006, 08:09 PM
Let's be real and stop responding to this load of nonsense! :headshake :plzdie: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie: :plzdie: http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flhandster/eyeblinkSMALL.gif

flhandster
09-06-2006, 08:11 PM
I wonder if his life insurance has a disclaimer about that???!!!Who really cares? This is not even worth reading much less responding to! :headscrat :headshake

YoKramer
09-07-2006, 09:26 AM
Who really cares? This is not even worth reading much less responding to! :headscrat :headshake Although you have to admit you giggle every time you see the title :bounce

burnoutboy
09-07-2006, 10:45 AM
who woulda thought this'd make it to 86 posts?

pochop7
09-07-2006, 12:25 PM
this story still just disturbs me

Gixxer clutch
09-07-2006, 02:30 PM
Funny funny article:laughingr

FuzioN
09-07-2006, 02:31 PM
is this a sticky

arch4ngel
09-11-2006, 12:57 PM
Sick dude. Worst part, it's not illegal in Washington.

chrome600
09-11-2006, 12:59 PM
Sick dude. Worst part, it's not illegal in Washington. Time to relocate:D ME and my heffer can finally be happy Now can someone LOCK THIS DAMN THING:laughingr

What_Da
11-18-2006, 08:45 PM
He should of gone out and bought a gixxer instead. Now he just paid the price of being disgusting letting a horse F@#k him to death...Loser. I feel sorry for the horse.

ghostweb
11-19-2006, 05:32 PM
I think the horse should have been arrested for cruelty to humans occasioning death, because he really should have only meddled with larger humans.

ohsix750
11-19-2006, 05:58 PM
you guys are beating a dead horse with this thread.. at least this guy beat a live one.. :thefinger , that's right.. I went there

peanut326
11-20-2006, 04:25 AM
Somebody Delete This Stupid Fucking Thread!!!!!

Psych_77
11-20-2006, 06:01 AM
Somebody Delete This Stupid Fucking Thread!!!!! +1

acbimmer
11-20-2006, 08:22 AM
unbelievable......wtf is wrong w/ people today

SteveMcqueen
11-20-2006, 05:12 PM
:lame: :plzdie: :sucks: :werd: :flush:

peanut326
11-20-2006, 05:19 PM
i wonder if someone said they were offended by this it would get deleted.....oh yeah i forgot that only works for certain people

sparetime750K2
11-21-2006, 07:43 AM
Let's be real and stop responding to this load of nonsense! :headshake :plzdie: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie: :plzdie: http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flhandster/eyeblinkSMALL.gif ok... woops...

kidrocket
11-22-2006, 01:44 PM
this maybe a dead thread ok whatever i'm not gonna talk abou the horse but what is the big deal if ne one else does? dont u riders and pro riders have ne thing better to do on here than to tell squids and novices to quit typing about a dead thread??

TravisE46
11-25-2006, 03:42 PM
Ha. Some people are complete idiots.

Hemi06
11-25-2006, 05:41 PM
well... i have some very interesting friends to say the least, so they've showed me this video... if you can find a video called "mr. hands" and have a really high tolerance for disgusting stuff then you can probably watch it. It is this guy that died... I think it was on uselessjunk awhile back too...

2007gsxr750
11-25-2006, 06:35 PM
THAT IS JUST SICK SICK SICK :laughingr

JayDeeEm
11-26-2006, 09:06 AM
Until I read that post up there ^^^, as soon as I read through the first two pages, I was going to admit to seeing it. Someone posted the video on our local racing forums...it was indeed the MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO I had ever seen in my entire life. "Mr. Hands" it was.

luckyboyone3
11-27-2006, 10:06 PM
Thats how they get down in those back country parts up here, but there is a ride worth taking the trip and a nice restraunt at the end in enumclaw

ThunderChicken
11-29-2006, 07:22 AM
is this thread ever going to die????

SoK
11-29-2006, 08:03 AM
is this thread ever going to die???? it died yesterday until u posted today!!

johnnylovely
11-29-2006, 04:24 PM
man, talk about beating a dead horse:laughingr seriously though, why hasnt this thread been deleted already? :headscrat

beznen
12-02-2006, 09:11 AM
LOL that's hillarious.:laughingr :rofl: :laughingr :rofl: :funny: :funny: :funny:

t_furgeson
12-03-2006, 03:29 PM
Gross