Lyte-
07-18-2005, 02:21 PM
Haha I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this headline!
Http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349
seattle man dies after sex with horseLyte- 07-18-2005, 02:21 PM Haha I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this headline!
Http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349 robertedwingsxr 07-18-2005, 02:22 PM now that is funny.............but not unexpected that it would happen at some time...... skibum91 07-18-2005, 02:47 PM thats just disgusting, what the hell is wrong with people. SarasotaGSXR 07-18-2005, 02:59 PM Thats just plain nasty but funny as hell, at first I thought it meant he was givin it to the horse in the ass but I guess it was the other way around, that had 2 hurt like a mo fo!!!! :laughingr Lyte- 07-18-2005, 03:10 PM Hahaha so did I at first then I realized it was the other way around...
Must have been tramtic for the horse to lose a lover like that hahahaa
Now you got men trying to get into the donkey show game! SarasotaGSXR 07-18-2005, 04:16 PM next thing they'll b trying to pop ping pong balls outta they ass!!! HaHa skibum91 07-18-2005, 04:20 PM next thing they'll b trying to pop ping pong balls outta they ass!!! HaHa
:laughingr :thefinger :headshake Lyte- 07-18-2005, 05:56 PM hahaha i just showed my sister hahaha this is still funny UnFaZeD 07-18-2005, 07:56 PM hahaha thats some funny shit... read in history, some queen died from fuckin a horse lol Lyte- 07-18-2005, 08:00 PM where the hell did that happen? dejvan 07-18-2005, 08:29 PM Maaan, I have to be more carfuull now :laughingr.
That's my town and I didn't even hear about it. I have to talk to my neighbor, if he knows more. He works at the feedstore. Man, I've got 3 horses. I can't imagine, how long that poor mare was steady before she kicked his ass :laughingr gixxerbrendan 07-18-2005, 08:30 PM Brings new meaning to hung like a horse... :laughingr Lyte- 07-18-2005, 08:33 PM Maaan, I have to be more carfuull now :laughingr.
That's my town and I didn't even hear about it. I have to talk to my neighbor, if he knows more. He works at the feedstore. Man, I've got 3 horses. I can't imagine, how long that poor mare was steady before she kicked his ass :laughingr
hahah No dear he was the one on the receiving end of that deal! dejvan 07-18-2005, 08:36 PM hahah No dear he was the one on the receiving end of that deal!
Yeah I didn't read it right. I know it now. Neighbor said, the guy had everythink out (guts etc,) when they dropped him of in front of ER Lyte- 07-18-2005, 08:39 PM i can't figure out how dude didn't look at the horses dick and figure out that its to big to go in his lil ass... i mean just the girth alone OUCH! dejvan 07-18-2005, 08:42 PM i can't figure out how dude didn't look at the horses dick and figure out that its to big to go in his lil ass... i mean just the girth alone OUCH!
yea, he should go with donkey. My friend has one :laughingr UnFaZeD 07-18-2005, 08:52 PM where the hell did that happen?
Catherine the Great Or some shit like that.. Englind lol Lyte- 07-18-2005, 09:02 PM Haha that must have been pretty embarrasing for the royal family SarasotaGSXR 07-18-2005, 09:03 PM The Romans used to use bulls to torture and kill women who broke the law back in the day, in the colliseums, not sure what kinda offense they had to commit but damn that is some serious shit. No wonder we have all these f'd up std's nowadays people messin with animals and shit. Cross contamination!! haha :laughingr dejvan 07-18-2005, 09:23 PM The Romans used to use bulls to torture and kill women who broke the law back in the day, in the colliseums, not sure what kinda offense they had to commit but damn that is some serious shit. No wonder we have all these f'd up std's nowadays people messin with animals and shit. Cross contamination!! haha :laughingr
Seriously, I saw few people with Horse faces around here. :lol: SarasotaGSXR 07-18-2005, 09:35 PM :funny: :laughingr lmfao, Centaurs!!! cross breeding, thats worse than incest :headshake Lyte- 07-18-2005, 10:46 PM haha aids is a virus that monkeys have... humans had to get it for the first time some how BallHawk3 08-29-2005, 05:45 AM haha aids is a virus that monkeys have... humans had to get it for the first time some how
yup just think, the virus is running around cause someone banged a monkey. skibum91 08-29-2005, 09:20 AM yup just think, the virus is running around cause someone banged a monkey.
you just couldn't control yourself could you ball lick. :lol: Rezinate 09-16-2005, 12:06 PM yeah haha that is some funny stuff :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr stackle2 10-21-2005, 10:19 PM next thing they'll b trying to pop ping pong balls outta they ass!!! HaHa
Trying? Bitch, Suceeding! XPointBlakeX 10-22-2005, 02:08 AM :wtf:
who am i kidding :hitit::woot:
the guy that is with a baseball bat was a freak :headshake crash 10-27-2005, 02:51 PM OMG NOW THATS SOME FUNNY SH**!!!!! THIS WHOLE THING HAD ME ROLLING NOW EVERYONE IN MY OFFICE WANTS TO KNOW THE DEAL> :laughingr :laughingr azichek 11-08-2005, 12:42 AM haha, how did his colon get preforated. rrash 11-28-2005, 03:38 PM haha that sucks catchthis44 11-28-2005, 09:33 PM what amazes me is that it is perfectly legal to do this to a horse but they are going to file charges for a goat...See police do have more to worry about in the world than us doin stupid shit on our bikes... crizoc 01-03-2006, 04:32 AM The queen never really had sex with a horse. Look it up, its all over the place.
http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/catherinethegreat/a/histmyths1.htm
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_109
http://www.sexscrolls.net/catherine.html
She in reality died of illness in bed. That rumor began somewhere in Russia.
Just wanted to clear it up before ignorance got spread even more :-p archris05 01-03-2006, 12:07 PM :laughingr that is funny.. I have a funny story speaking of goats. My dad has 3 goats, and on my 17th birthday i had a bonfire down at the barn. Well one of my buddies who's name i won't mention, got sa damn drunk, he was chasing the damn goat around with a bud light in one hand and his pants around his ankles, hollaring "I'ma fuck ya when i catch ya" Needless to say he fell on his face after about 10 steps. lol.. Just thought i'd share that. :lol: lebron 01-04-2006, 08:42 AM haha i know that guy :eek: :eek: :eek: :rofl: :rofl: gsxrgrlrr 01-04-2006, 02:53 PM wtf, that is just nasty, and why isnt it illegal everywhere to have sex w/animals? BallHawk3 01-04-2006, 03:13 PM wtf, that is just nasty, and why isnt it illegal everywhere to have sex w/animals?
cause then every girl here wuld be in jail cause i'm "hung" like a horse :lol: damienpl7 01-28-2006, 10:40 PM :hmmm: Im just glad to see theyre so damn worried about the goats, I guess Mr. Ed is on his own GulfCoastGixxer 01-30-2006, 08:09 PM Way to bring up a dead thread :clap: Zee 02-01-2006, 08:48 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laughingr FizzikalJ 02-07-2006, 03:47 PM Wow..i didnt kno Beastiality still existed...i mean i kno it happens, but it is one of those out of sight out of mind deals... :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr yellow&black04 03-04-2006, 10:24 AM thats just wrong, what the hell was he thinkin:headscrat carpe deim 03-05-2006, 09:12 PM that fool was was not smart at all.
taste death, live life, ride. dilbee 04-01-2006, 04:40 AM if thats a stalion it would of split him in two, ouch!!! A horses dick aint small at all. I wont say anything about New Zealanders and sheep but. lol :laughingr SUKGUY 04-20-2006, 12:54 PM Omg What Is Up With That.
Sick--sick--sick--sick smitts79 05-06-2006, 12:41 PM Thats nasty man. Maybe a donkey just kidding ride on Blaster 05-07-2006, 02:06 AM Im thinking here is the next Darwin award. HeX 05-30-2006, 08:09 PM :headshake: saefirebird 05-30-2006, 09:49 PM Serves him right..... :rofl: GSXRacr1K 05-30-2006, 11:56 PM don't even want to read the story joker0313 06-21-2006, 12:35 AM damn what a way to die!!!! LOL Theres some gross people in this world 1-FaSt-GsXr-1k 06-21-2006, 02:51 PM wow yellow&black04 06-21-2006, 07:44 PM the last post before today on this was a lil less then a month ago...........WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING ON SHIT THATS A MONTH OLD? :headshake old news chiefs keep up with the fucking present not the past SoK 06-22-2006, 03:32 PM lol i was gonna say, this thread is still going?! how many comments can be made about a dude killed fuckin his horse gixxerthug 07-16-2006, 01:57 AM so so wrong :headshake 05Gixxer King 07-16-2006, 02:08 AM this was about 10min from where i used to live and i have to say it's not a suprise.
There were always jokes at my school about animal fucking going on out there but this just proves it. Not long after this they broke a whole big animal prostitution ring.
I laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself when i was 1st told 04jigsir600 07-19-2006, 04:48 PM WTF!?! did not want to read the details but sounds like he should have used a condom BlackStevo 07-27-2006, 03:32 PM theres a vid of this somewhere online, i saw it last summer. Its kinda rough yellow&black04 07-27-2006, 08:47 PM the last post before today on this was a lil less then a month ago...........WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING ON SHIT THATS A MONTH OLD? :headshake old news chiefs keep up with the fucking present not the past
do i really need to fucking say this again?you novice's & "squids" are morons Boxcart1 07-27-2006, 08:59 PM Perforated Colon :laughingr = Huge Air Gap :laughingr :laughingr KandyGixxer 07-30-2006, 10:17 PM hahaha thats some funny shit... read in history, some queen died from fuckin a horse lol
Ewwww! I think I'm going to be sick :headshake :flush: flhandster 08-17-2006, 12:23 AM :plzdie: :flush: jct 08-17-2006, 01:12 PM Omg! smc15223 08-17-2006, 01:49 PM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr yellow&black04 08-17-2006, 04:35 PM the last post before today on this was a lil less then a month ago...........WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING ON SHIT THATS A MONTH OLD? :headshake old news chiefs keep up with the fucking present not the past
.... MNGSXR600 08-17-2006, 04:48 PM The funny part is the end quote........
Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said. FLANNEL 08-18-2006, 06:38 AM sick dude head is wired up wrong :infrandom flhandster 08-18-2006, 08:45 AM :plzdie: :poo: :plzdie: :headscrat :plzdie: KandyGixxer 08-24-2006, 01:37 AM :headshake :headshake :headshake flhandster 08-24-2006, 07:35 AM :needpics: :poo:
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:plzdie: :plzdie: :plzdie: SSBob 08-28-2006, 08:31 PM I guess that means he wont Horse around anymore:laughingr :laughingr :laughingr GixxerLove311 08-28-2006, 11:11 PM Haha well that takes care of that. Maybe it'll make some of those weird sick people think twice about taking it in the ass by a horse.. lol. good grief. KandyGixxer 08-29-2006, 01:06 AM Dude probably went to take a shit and his intestines fell out his arse!:hmmm: 05Gixxer King 08-29-2006, 02:51 AM I swear i still laugh everytime i read this story just becuase i know how hick thoose people are (i lived not far away) and how the running joke at my HS for years was that the people there fucked animals.
It's amazing to me how some stereotypes can be so damn true smc15223 08-29-2006, 08:54 AM Long time ago, when I was in high school, there was a story of a guy hitting a deer with his car. He pickled up the remains and kept them, on ice, in his bath tub. He used the carcass for sexual gratification over the coarse of a couple weeks, until the neighbors complained about the smell. I swear to God it is true, happened in Pittsburgh PA. SSBob 08-30-2006, 08:21 AM :funny: Thats some sick shit:headshake SuzukiGirl 08-30-2006, 08:23 AM :plzdie: :plzdie: phreak 08-30-2006, 01:36 PM jesus. f'in disgusting. twisted bastard! Ak27 08-31-2006, 11:18 PM Sick:poo: EL UNICO 09-01-2006, 12:39 AM :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr flhandster 09-01-2006, 12:41 AM jesus. f'in disgusting. twisted bastard!This Thread has nothing to do with Jesus, that is for sure! :headshake
:lame: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie: :lame: :plzdie: jgsxr04600 09-06-2006, 05:17 PM I wonder if his life insurance has a disclaimer about that???!!! GixxerFX 09-06-2006, 06:50 PM I guess the horse really gave it to em' :headshake flhandster 09-06-2006, 09:09 PM Let's be real and stop responding to this load of nonsense! :headshake
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http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flhandster/eyeblinkSMALL.gif flhandster 09-06-2006, 09:11 PM I wonder if his life insurance has a disclaimer about that???!!!Who really cares? This is not even worth reading much less responding to! :headscrat :headshake YoKramer 09-07-2006, 10:26 AM Who really cares? This is not even worth reading much less responding to! :headscrat :headshake
Although you have to admit you giggle every time you see the title :bounce burnoutboy 09-07-2006, 11:45 AM who woulda thought this'd make it to 86 posts? pochop7 09-07-2006, 01:25 PM this story still just disturbs me Gixxer clutch 09-07-2006, 03:30 PM Funny funny article:laughingr FuzioN 09-07-2006, 03:31 PM is this a sticky arch4ngel 09-11-2006, 01:57 PM Sick dude.
Worst part, it's not illegal in Washington. chrome600 09-11-2006, 01:59 PM Sick dude.
Worst part, it's not illegal in Washington.
Time to relocate:D ME and my heffer can finally be happy
Now can someone LOCK THIS DAMN THING:laughingr What_Da 11-18-2006, 09:45 PM He should of gone out and bought a gixxer instead. Now he just paid the price of being disgusting letting a horse F@#k him to death...Loser. I feel sorry for the horse. ghostweb 11-19-2006, 06:32 PM I think the horse should have been arrested for cruelty to humans occasioning death, because he really should have only meddled with larger humans. ohsix750 11-19-2006, 06:58 PM you guys are beating a dead horse with this thread.. at least this guy beat a live one.. :thefinger , that's right.. I went there peanut326 11-20-2006, 05:25 AM Somebody Delete This Stupid Fucking Thread!!!!! Psych_77 11-20-2006, 07:01 AM Somebody Delete This Stupid Fucking Thread!!!!!
+1 acbimmer 11-20-2006, 09:22 AM unbelievable......wtf is wrong w/ people today SteveMcqueen 11-20-2006, 06:12 PM :lame: :plzdie: :sucks: :werd: :flush: peanut326 11-20-2006, 06:19 PM i wonder if someone said they were offended by this it would get deleted.....oh yeah i forgot that only works for certain people sparetime750K2 11-21-2006, 08:43 AM Let's be real and stop responding to this load of nonsense! :headshake
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ok... woops... kidrocket 11-22-2006, 02:44 PM this maybe a dead thread ok whatever i'm not gonna talk abou the horse but what is the big deal if ne one else does? dont u riders and pro riders have ne thing better to do on here than to tell squids and novices to quit typing about a dead thread?? TravisE46 11-25-2006, 04:42 PM Ha. Some people are complete idiots. Hemi06 11-25-2006, 06:41 PM well... i have some very interesting friends to say the least, so they've showed me this video... if you can find a video called "mr. hands" and have a really high tolerance for disgusting stuff then you can probably watch it. It is this guy that died... I think it was on uselessjunk awhile back too... 2007gsxr750 11-25-2006, 07:35 PM THAT IS JUST SICK SICK SICK :laughingr JayDeeEm 11-26-2006, 10:06 AM Until I read that post up there ^^^, as soon as I read through the first two pages, I was going to admit to seeing it. Someone posted the video on our local racing forums...it was indeed the MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO I had ever seen in my entire life.
"Mr. Hands" it was. luckyboyone3 11-27-2006, 11:06 PM Thats how they get down in those back country parts up here, but there is a ride worth taking the trip and a nice restraunt at the end in enumclaw ThunderChicken 11-29-2006, 08:22 AM is this thread ever going to die???? SoK 11-29-2006, 09:03 AM is this thread ever going to die????
it died yesterday until u posted today!! johnnylovely 11-29-2006, 05:24 PM man, talk about beating a dead horse:laughingr
seriously though, why hasnt this thread been deleted already?
:headscrat beznen 12-02-2006, 10:11 AM LOL that's hillarious.:laughingr :rofl: :laughingr :rofl: :funny: :funny: :funny: t_furgeson 12-03-2006, 04:29 PM Gross | |