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man seems liek all the bad shit happens to me, go figure.....
i head over to a small bar where my female friend works (one of those bars that hires ALL hot female bartenders/servers......anyways, i throw a few bucks in the jukebox, pick a few songs and chill at the bar DRINKING WATER EVEN!!! was chattin it up with my friend and her coworker (both very attractive girls)
anyways, in walks these 2 D-Bo (FRIDAY) lookin white dudes in wife beaters, looking like they just got out of prison......prison tats all up n down their arms, both about 6'1-6'3 about 250+lbs.....straight yoked ass fuckers!!!
anyways, they order their weak ass bud lights and start trying to talk to the 2 girls..the girls are very nice and start talking to them politely making convo and the 2 guys start acting like dicks (nice ass, wow yer hot, etc etc) BS..so the 2 girls come back over and start talking to me again (sittin with my helmet on the bar)....so anyways, these guys finish their brews and walk out....literally 1 minute later my boy shows up and is like "dude, yer fuckin bike is on the ground"
so i rush outside n sure enough its on its side sittin there :headscrat
so i ask the guy that walked in as the 2 guys were walking out "was my bike upright when you walked in?"
he said "yup, but those 2 guys that walked out seemed pissed about something, was probably them"
MOTHERFUCKERS!!!.......the only upside is that it fell on the side already fucked up from the theives....it just added a few more scrapes AND broke off the tip of my clutch lever.. :hammer:
FUCK YOU HATERS!!!! :bringiton
so thats my adventure for the week
i walked in, dropped a tip for my friend and left...now my back is sore as fuck from picking up the bike too.....bitches just made my fucking week!
i head over to a small bar where my female friend works (one of those bars that hires ALL hot female bartenders/servers......anyways, i throw a few bucks in the jukebox, pick a few songs and chill at the bar DRINKING WATER EVEN!!! was chattin it up with my friend and her coworker (both very attractive girls)
anyways, in walks these 2 D-Bo (FRIDAY) lookin white dudes in wife beaters, looking like they just got out of prison......prison tats all up n down their arms, both about 6'1-6'3 about 250+lbs.....straight yoked ass fuckers!!!
anyways, they order their weak ass bud lights and start trying to talk to the 2 girls..the girls are very nice and start talking to them politely making convo and the 2 guys start acting like dicks (nice ass, wow yer hot, etc etc) BS..so the 2 girls come back over and start talking to me again (sittin with my helmet on the bar)....so anyways, these guys finish their brews and walk out....literally 1 minute later my boy shows up and is like "dude, yer fuckin bike is on the ground"
so i rush outside n sure enough its on its side sittin there :headscrat
so i ask the guy that walked in as the 2 guys were walking out "was my bike upright when you walked in?"
he said "yup, but those 2 guys that walked out seemed pissed about something, was probably them"
MOTHERFUCKERS!!!.......the only upside is that it fell on the side already fucked up from the theives....it just added a few more scrapes AND broke off the tip of my clutch lever.. :hammer:
FUCK YOU HATERS!!!! :bringiton
so thats my adventure for the week
i walked in, dropped a tip for my friend and left...now my back is sore as fuck from picking up the bike too.....bitches just made my fucking week!