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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.

He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He flails around in the freezers and then he gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat and makes a huge mess.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
 

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Good one! :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

Did you ever wonder where bees go to the bath room?
At the BP station!

Or, Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!
 

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Good one! :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr

Did you ever wonder where bees go to the bath room?
At the BP station!

Or, Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!
D'oh!:funny: :laughingr :clap:

My 9 year old told me this one:

What goes "99-bonk" "99-bonk" "99-bonk"?




A centipede with a wooden leg.
 

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:laughingr :rofl: :laughingr :rofl:

I love the jokes. Lets keep them going.

How are women like cow patties?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up!
and
Whats the difference in sex between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather and kinky is when you use the whole dam ckicken!

Tag, you're it.
 

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what did the little...no I can't use that one:D

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lickalottapus

what do you call a gay dinosaur?

A megasoarass

*Sorry if I offended anyone*:headshake
 

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My friend was talkin on his cell phone while driving and rearended the car in front of him.

As he is walking up to the car to see if the guy is ok and trade insurance info the guy hops out of his car.

Dude is a dwarf and he is pissed.

He walks up to my friend pointing his little finger yelling " I am NOT happy".

My friend says " Which one are you?"
 

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My friend was talkin on his cell phone while driving and rearended the car in front of him.

As he is walking up to the car to see if the guy is ok and trade insurance info the guy hops out of his car.

Dude is a dwarf and he is pissed.

He walks up to my friend pointing his little finger yelling " I am NOT happy".

My friend says " Which one are you?"
Must have been the dwarf Grumpy! Was Snow White with him? :laughingr :laughingr :laughingr
 

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You have five flies in the kitchen, which one plays football?
The one in the sugar bowl!

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What did the fish say when it bumped into the wall?
Dam!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!

and

What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't call him anything. He won't come anyway.

and

What do you use on a sick pig ?


Oinkment !
 
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