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Some of may have heard this one before, some haven't.

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy
sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner
Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you!
?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to >me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right
testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says,
"Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around!"
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